View Full Version : Happy Birthday to our #1 Perv!!
Gentlemen Death
04-04-2008, 02:11 PM
Happy Birthday, dude. Take care and have fun!:popcorn:
It's my birthday?
Wow, and I didn't even know!
Thanks for remembering, GD!
Kaeos
04-04-2008, 04:15 PM
Holy shit Jake your older than I thought man!
Oh..and Happy Birthday Oh Master of Your Domain, I bow to you sir. But never with my back turned.
I will, but just because it's his birthday. :wink:
Jakester
04-04-2008, 04:35 PM
I always knew you were the three best people on these boards! Everyone else sucks.
Mmmm...bent over Kah....<fap fap fap>
UNCLEagent
04-04-2008, 04:55 PM
Sucks, huh?
Better than blowing all those candles, old man!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
:bounce2: :bounce2: :bounce2:
rappites
04-04-2008, 05:35 PM
Yeah you wish we all would suck.........
Anyway...Happy Birthday!!
TrixieB
04-04-2008, 06:05 PM
Happy birthday, Jakey-poo!!!
Hope you get some of what ever your fetish of the week is.
Smoooooooches!!
mckracken
04-04-2008, 06:55 PM
Happy Birthday Jakester!:D
DarkJedi
04-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Hope you have a kick ass big day, El Jakey Poo.
If you don't, I hope you have an ass kick big day. We know you like they kinky shit.
neglet
04-04-2008, 07:32 PM
Happy birfday to you
Hope you get to screw
Or at least get a bj
Have some chocolate cake, too!
Jakester
04-04-2008, 08:12 PM
HAHA! Lovely poem, Negs!
Thanks everyone!
Bill_the_Pony
04-04-2008, 08:20 PM
JUST got in from work (where I can read what's going on, but don't post), wanted to add my happy's...so Happy's to you, Jakester, and always stay naughty! :p
http://a621.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/m_3ebdf7866e33c354b3b5f25c563336a4.gif
omicron
04-04-2008, 08:38 PM
Happy birthday Jakester. In your honor, I will watch the most perverted, disgusting, morally objective, mind warping, stomach churning pornography available.
Anyone got a link to 2girls1cup? :p
Woodwraith
04-04-2008, 08:42 PM
Happy Boithday dude
southpaw
04-05-2008, 04:45 AM
Hope you had a good one Jakey!
spammityspam
04-05-2008, 09:18 AM
Happy birthday, Jake! Because of you, I am a skeezier person.
Outsydr
04-05-2008, 03:43 PM
Sorry I missed out.
Happy Birthday, good buddy!!!
Lavoruis
04-05-2008, 07:21 PM
Happy Birthday "Captain Condem"
RedKarma
04-06-2008, 03:01 AM
Hope you had a great birthday Jake. :D
colmatrix
04-06-2008, 10:33 AM
Happy belated Birthday you ol' hound dog. :popcorn:
Monic
04-06-2008, 12:15 PM
Bonne Fête! :)
Nostromo
04-06-2008, 12:52 PM
Hope it was a good one Jake. HB. N :)
sickness
04-06-2008, 01:05 PM
Holy shit Jake your older than I thought man!
Oh..and Happy Birthday Oh Master of Your Domain, I bow to you sir. But never with my back turned.
What? You're surprised by Jake's age? You never hear about a "dirty young man" do you?
A belated Happy, you old perv!
Jakester
04-06-2008, 06:22 PM
Thanks again for the b-day wishes.
No I feel like I need Geritol.
Eternal Emperor
04-06-2008, 08:50 PM
Happy birthday Jakester. Hope your right arm has developed some fine definition over the years. :smirk:
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Metuzalem
04-06-2008, 11:21 PM
Happy Birthday Jake, did you get anything worth mentioning?
Metuzalem
04-06-2008, 11:23 PM
Happy birthday Jakester. In your honor, I will watch the most perverted, disgusting, morally objective, mind warping, stomach churning pornography available.
Anyone got a link to 2girls1cup? :p
We've moved on. We're all about the Lemon Party now.
Jakester
04-07-2008, 03:19 AM
Happy Birthday Jake, did you get anything worth mentioning?
I didn't get sexy pics of Kah, your girl, Negs, Red, Rapps, or Outy, so I'm gonna have to say "no."
tstone
04-07-2008, 05:59 AM
Happy Birthday, dude. Take care and have fun!:popcorn:
Happies, Jakester.
Cncrman
04-07-2008, 06:33 AM
Ok, so I am a little belated, was out sick. I think Jake gave me the flu among other things.
(really, being with Jake is like those sealed "gift bags" you can buy, you never really know what you end up with until you check later)
Anyway, Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy Belated, but enough about you. When does your daughter turn 18? I need a specific date. :lol:
Jakester
04-07-2008, 07:09 AM
Yeah...I like to send home "gift bags" you can open later.
Bark, it's another 12.5 years, and she's already learning how to kick ass, so by the time she's 18, she will be able to destroy you.
KingVoyeur
04-07-2008, 07:42 AM
Happy B-Day Jakester! I'm sure you found a suitably dirty way to celebrate. :eyebrow:
Bark, it's another 12.5 years, and she's already learning how to kick ass, so by the time she's 18, she will be able to destroy you.
So, she'll be like all of the other women then? :D
Trazalca
04-07-2008, 09:39 AM
Terribly belated, thanks to hosting my son's birthday at a pizza place.
Hope you have a Happy Birthday Jakester. I really don't think I can add to
what everyone else here has posted. There are no words to describe you.
Well, there are, but I'm at work. :popcorn: :)
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