Gayest Bat Flick Ideas!!!

[SickBoy]

Here's your chance to put in your ideas for cast, story, director, and whatever else you can think of for a Batman movie that would make even Schumaker's Bat fliks look like the best thing since Batman's animated TV series!!!

[JaLoHo]

Batman in a pique of jealousy by Dick Grayson's flirtation with another group of super-heroes goes to a Cher/Village People/Gloria Gaynor concert where he meets a young piece of rough trade trying to turn tricks outside of the Gotham Arena. The young street urchin's hungry look intrigues the hurt Dark Knight who takes him in, fires Grayson as Robin, and sets out to mold the young hustler into what a true sidekick should be.

Now if that doesn't get Schmacher hot or me labeled as a homophobe I don't know what will(LOL).

[ModeMan]

Batman and Robin meet Ace and Gary. Amazing adventures ensue.

[Frostbite]

[Edited for decency]

[This message has been edited by Frostbite (edited 04-24-2003).]

[kvdp_blade]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Frostbite:
EDITED AT FROSTBITE'S REQUEST<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

MAN!! I didn't need to read that. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/frown.gif

&lt;Edited by DZ for the sake of decency http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif&gt;

[This message has been edited by Darth_zaiyen (edited 04-25-2003).]

[D.K.HOOD]

Where's a moderator when you need one?

[Frostbite]

Okay, I got rid of it, but now kvdp_blade needs to get rid of it. And speaking of moderators, this whole topic should be closed.

[LastSonofKrypton]

After all the recent headlines with Priests and Coaches having there way with young men,,,,Dick Grayson aka NightWing comes out of the closet and sues Billionaire Bruce Wayne for Sexual assault while acting as Mr. Wayne's "ward". Dick alleges that he always was called Richie and Mr. Wayne insisted he be called "Dick" and wear his "Flying Graysons" jumpsuit at night while "fighting crime" in deep dark alleyways of Gotham City.
In an supprising event, the case is overturned in a mis-trial due to statue of limitations. To seek revenge on his one time mentor,Dick,,,ummm,,,I mean Richie, goes on Jerry Springer to express his rage where secretly backstage Tim Drake comes through in tears stating the same horrors were brought upon him. Then the Joker comes in and kills everybody, gives his final thought and trips over a dead corpse and goes through the Fan-Thingy stage right!!!!
The End

[ModeMan]

"Statue" of limitations? I'm reminded of an episode of Seinfeld.

[MarvelKid18]

You know, when the word "gay" was used, I don't think it was meant to be literal. I'm starting to think the whole lot of you are nothing but Slashers... and if I had a nickel for how many of you knew what I just said, I'd be a broke ass mofo.

[norrinraad]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LastSonofKrypton:
After all the recent headlines with Priests and Coaches having there way with young men,,,,Dick Grayson aka NightWing comes out of the closet and sues Billionaire Bruce Wayne for Sexual assault while acting as Mr. Wayne's "ward". Dick alleges that he always was called Richie and Mr. Wayne insisted he be called "Dick" and wear his "Flying Graysons" jumpsuit at night while "fighting crime" in deep dark alleyways of Gotham City.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Something kinda sorta similar to this (in reverse, actually) was examined by Bendis in Powers recently, only the sidekick's love was unrequited (if I remember correctly).

Oh, and BTW, Frostbite is a nasty boy... http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by norrinraad (edited 04-25-2003).]

[Frostbite]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by norrinraad:
Oh, and BTW, Frostbite is a nasty boy... http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey, I tried to get rid of it. kvdp_blade has to edit it out of his quote.

YOU HEAR ME, KVDP_BLADE? WHERE ARE YOU? EDIT THAT AT ONCE!!!

[Frostbite]

Thank god.

[D.K.HOOD]

Hallelujah!

[Sonic1002]

there is a God.

[The Xenos]

Just be happy Buckminster isn't lurking around the boards anymore.

-Xenos

[DynamicDude]

Okay, here's the worst idea possible:

All the villains from the campy TV series (1966-68) are brought back as modern-day reincarnations. You have Tim Curry as Egghead, Marlon Brando as King Tut, Elton John as Chandell, etc. The score is a rap/techno version of the Neal Hefti jazz theme (dunna-nun-nunna-nun-nunna-nunna-nunna-nunna-BATMAN! with strobe lights all over the place) while the colorful sound effects (POW! ZAP! BIFF!) that appear during the fight scenes are blatantly huge index cards on which some drunken teenager has scrawled the words in doctor-quality handwriting. Joel Schumacher directs of course, and cameos by celebrities include Anna Nicole Smith, Donny Osmond, Britney Spears and Mister T.

Oh, and the street gangs all have silly gimmicks like on the TV show. You have the Messiahs, a gang whose members all dress like Jesus; you have a gang who dress like the characters on "Sesame Street"; you have a yuppie gang wielding cell phones, etc.

Oh, and Robin is played by a cast member from either "Dawson's Creek" or "Boy Meets World."

Such a Bat-film would be GUARANTEED to suck.

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[Frostbite]

I'd watch that film. And I'd love it.

[cody]

After thrusting young Dick into manhood, batman feels lonely at the batcave. He used to revel at how he moved like a gymnast in those skintight uniforms. After contemplation, he goes on a roadtrip in the redeisgned battmobile on a mission to find his young mate and bring him home.

Director:Roger Christian (battelfield Earth)
Batman: Quentin Taratino
Robin : Richard Simmons
Alfred: Charlton Heston

[DynamicDude]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Frostbite:
I'd watch that film. And I'd love it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You just love to slap me in the face, don't you, Frosty? I'm gonna add you to my Enemies List.

ENEMIES LIST
* whoever invented rap music
* whoever invented child-proof caps on medicine bottles
* whoever invented call-waiting
* Jane Fonda (oops, wrong list)
* the entire state of California
* Frostbite

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[D.K.HOOD]

List of people most likely to belong to a militia group:

DynamicDude

Bad taste, but I couldn't resist.

[norrinraad]

Speaking of things we intensely dislike:

Why does it take kids all of 0.2 seconds to figure out child-proof lighters and it takes adults like 5 mins? Either I'm a complete and total moron or there's something wrong here...

[Frostbite]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DynamicDude:
<B> You just love to slap me in the face, don't you, Frosty? I'm gonna add you to my Enemies List.

ENEMIES LIST
* whoever invented rap music
* whoever invented child-proof caps on medicine bottles
* whoever invented call-waiting
* Jane Fonda (oops, wrong list)
* the entire state of California
* Frostbite</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
First of all, what's wrong with call waiting? Secondly, I'd love that film not because I "just love to slap [you] in the face", but because I really like the sixties Batman TV show.

[Sonic1002]

Gentlemen, please control urselves.

[DynamicDude]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D.K.HOOD:
<B>List of people most likely to belong to a militia group:

DynamicDude

Bad taste, but I couldn't resist.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which militia would that be, now? The militia charged with shipping annoying creeps like yourself to a desert island? (Or would that be a naval group?) Either way, I'd join up with those boys in a heartbeat.

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