Not the way I want to go

[Flyboy]

Father, son die in manure pond at dairy
‘If you step in, it sucks you in,’ sheriff says

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11720746/

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Shit!

[Cncrman]

That is a really crappy way to go

[KingVoyeur]

I have a sinking feeling these jokes will continue...

[Cncrman]

Well at least they aren't all stinkers.

[sickness]

What a shitty way to go.

[Trazalca]

I can't believe you people. Have you no shame?
Crapping on a story like this...

[Cncrman]

Hey, sometimes when the cow chips are down you just gotta laugh.

[DaForce]

I just can't wipe this story from my mind.

[KingVoyeur]

This story took my breath away but left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

Darwin award candidates, for sure. They certainly stepped in some deep doo doo. I mean, a 10 foot deep manure pit? If I had a 10 foot deep manure pit, I would certainly have it placed somewhere I knew I wouldn't be walking over in the freaking dark!

[DaForce]

No matter how much I try to flush the images of this story from my mind, they keep floating back to the surface.

[DaForce]

Darwin award candidates, for sure. They certainly stepped in some deep doo doo. I mean, a 10 foot deep manure pit? If I had a 10 foot deep manure pit, I would certainly have it placed somewhere I knew I wouldn't be walking over in the freaking dark!

Obviously you missed the part where it was:

a) a dairy farm
b) the father was a worker on said farm
c) his truck broke down and they were trying to walk back in the dark


It was a short article, so I could see where those points would have been missed. :smirk:

[Trazalca]

Coming this spring, a touching remake of the Fonda/Hepburn classic,
updated for this thread only,

ON GOLDEN MANURE POND

Ethel: Norman you old poop! The loons are out!
Norman: Oh yeah. Holy crap! They smell like an outhouse.
Ethel: It's just a part of nature Norman. Sometimes you just have to go-go-go!

[Cncrman]

I guess this thread is just for shits and giggles, huh?

[Bill_the_Pony]

Can we just let the matter drop? :(

[Cncrman]

I'm really Straining to see the humor in this now.

[KingVoyeur]

It's too bad there wasn't any blockage in the pit, they might've been saved.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Guys, this is nothing to be sniffed at. :(

[Cncrman]

I guess we can't hold it in, it's like we have diarrhea of the mouth.

[KingVoyeur]

I think most just have shit for brains.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Please, no potty mouth. :(

[Cncrman]

C'mon Bill, don't be offended. Pull up a stool and stay while.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Oh, I'm not offended. :ohwell:

Sure, I'll stay. By the way, will you help push in my stool? :)

[Cncrman]

All these one liners have me pooped. I don't think I can squeeze out another one.

(p.s. Bill effectively made me laugh my ass off....see, it's right there on the floor)

[fastcar]

What the deuce?!?!

[Son of Gilbert]

go ahead just keep shiting on the poor family, the poor wife must be down it the dumps about the whole mess.

[DaForce]

Just when you thought it was safe....





Man, Son, Neighbor Swallowed by Cesspool

PDF (http://www.examiner.com/articlePDF.cfm?articleID=87742) | Email (http://www.examiner.com/ArticleEmail.cfm?articleID=87742)
The Associated Press
Apr 24, 2006 1:42 PM (2 hrs 44 mins ago)
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. - A 71-year-old man who went outside in the rain to pick up the Sunday newspaper plunged into a cesspool in his front yard, and his son and neighbor were sucked in when they tried to help.

The victims escaped, two with the help of firefighters, covered in raw sewage but not badly hurt.
Andrew Palladino said the soggy ground, soaked by two days of rain, gave way outside his Long Island home: "I walked across the lawn, and all of a sudden I disappeared."
He yelled to his wife for help, and she threw a rope and called their son, Dan, who lives with them. The son said the scene "was like a horror picture."
A neighbor who heard the commotion ran over to help - but the ground gave way again, swallowing him and the son. The neighbor crawled out and passers-by tried to hold onto the others until the Huntington Fire Department arrived.

Firefighters secured the ground, lassoed Palladino and his son and dragged them out.
It's not the first time a cesspool - a pit that collects waste from toilets and sinks - has swallowed someone in Huntington.
In 2001, a man practicing archery in the backyard with his two children died when his cesspool caved in and consumed him. And in 1998, a Huntington Station man was rescued after he fell 65 feet into one.




Here's the link:

http://www.examiner.com/a-87742~Man__Son__Neighbor_Swallowed_by_Cesspool.htm l



I guess they were in deep shit.

[sickness]

Shit, man. They ended up in one serious shithole.

[Cncrman]

Some days you just really step in it.

[MPG]

I assume that nobody noticed the obvious joke contained in the first article?

"The county coroner is still working on the autopsy, but investigators don’t suspect foul play."

:smirk:

And this one is even better:
"The 9-year-old was the oldest of four children Luis Gutierrez had with his 22-year-old wife, Maria."

Anyone got a pocket calculator? 22-9? Actually, earlier in the article, his son was still 8 years old (shit accelerates the posthumous aging process), but that's not much better.

[MulderLestatBlk]

That's crappy!

[Bill_the_Pony]

I don't know about them, but there's just something about that dairy air that reeks, and before I even go there, they'll have take things in their own hands to rectify the matter, probably with a thorough irrigation.

I'm very picky that way. :romy:

[DaForce]

Ya, I've heard that you can be sort of anal.




















:ohwell:





:D

[sickness]

Hey, no one likes to be in deep shit. Least of all this dairy farmer and his kid.

[Bill_the_Pony]

Ya, I've heard that you can be sort of anal.

:ohwell:

:D

Put a plug in it! :angry

No...wait... :eek:

[Trazalca]

Couldn't we all just relax and let this one go?

[KingVoyeur]

Can I just squeeze one more out?

[Cncrman]

Well hurry up KV. Shit or get off the pot, ya know?

[DaForce]

Talk about flushing out all the naysayers.




You'd almost think they were talking out of their ass.

[Kaeos]

All right cut the crap already.

[Meathead]

It's at times like these that you realise that no matter how crappy thinks are for you, there's always some freak at the bottom of the outhouse pit with his mouth open...

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/baycitynews/archive/2006/05/09/body09.DTL



Dead man found in porta-potty identified



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NAPA -- The Napa County Sheriff's Department has identified 42-year-old Ricardo Brambila of Napa as the man who was found dead Monday afternoon inside a porta-potty on the campus of the Redwood Middle School.
Napa police said Brambila was seen going into the portable toilet around 7 a.m. His body was found around 12:30 p.m. by an employee of Johnny on the Spot porta-potty cleaning and maintenance service.
Sheriff's Capt. Gene Lyerla and Napa police said foul play is not suspected in Brambila's death. There were no visible wounds on his body and the cause of death is pending toxicology reports, Lyerla said.
Two empty bottles of alcohol were found inside the porta-potty, Lyerla said. Napa police Sgt. Steve LaVoy said Brambila's body was found on the floor. The door to the porta-potty had been locked on the inside, LaVoy said.
The porta-potty was near athletic fields used by the Oakland Raiders for practice and was far from any classrooms, LaVoy said. Brambila was seen riding a Schwinn mountain bike that morning and the bike was found nearby, LaVoy said. Lyerla said Brambila was known to local law enforcement but had not committed any serious offenses.




Try as I might, I just can't seem to flush this story from my mind.

[KingVoyeur]

I swear, our minds are just spiraling the drain.

[omicron]

http://www.arete-eci.com/~alanus/jeez.jpg

[DaForce]

http://www.arete-eci.com/~alanus/jeez.jpg


Yup, you're in it up to your neck again, boy-o.