Two Word Story----Completed.

[Adam54]

...from the post raising depths of CA, I bring you a new twist on the one word story...the TWO word story.

How's it work? We tell a collective story, but we all can only add two words to it at a time. No back to back posts...gotta let somebody else slide in between you (c'mon...c'mon...who wants that one?)

I'll start...

ready...go!

Once Upon

[Queen Mae]

a mattress

[omicron]

there was

[DarkJedi]

fish poop

[Jakester]

being deliciously

[DarkJedi]

manhandled by

[TrixieB]

members of

[Penfold]

a clan

[Metuzalem]

Under supervision

[TrixieB]

of their

[southpaw]

Rabid Monkeys

[Queen Mae]

with mittens.

[Kaeos]

They grabbed

[Adam54]

a hat

[Queen Mae]

and put

[Penfold]

a beagle

[neglet]

into their

[Metuzalem]

Magical suitcase

[Kaeos]

where it

[TrixieB]

sat open

[Rowanberry]

to any

[Queen Mae]

monkey to

[MPG]

eat it

[Bark]

sexual gimps

[Jakester]

nibble on

[Kaeos]

the beagle

[Strider]

with relish

[neglet]

and mustard.

[Jakester]

Unfortunately, the

[Metuzalem]

relish fermented

[American]

and mutated

[TrixieB]

into some

[DaForce]

Pepridge Farms

[Cncrman]

Assistant Manager

[American]

named DaForce

[southpaw]

loved sticking

[Strider]

rotten cables

[neglet]

up his

[Trazalca]

Eustacian tubes

[Kaeos]

"That's nasty"

[Jakester]

said Dolf,

[Bark]

King of

[neglet]

Cinescape Pottywinkles,

[KingVoyeur]

Lord of

[DaForce]

the dance.

[KingVoyeur]

"You like

[DaForce]

to watch

[Jakester]

my ass

[Metuzalem]

being sniffed

[Strider]

at dinnertime

[Trazalca]

with glue

[DaForce]

by gladiators

[KingVoyeur]

holding their

[DaForce]

very large

[KingVoyeur]

flat wooden

[Kaeos]

Kricket bats

[neglet]

?" Margold asked.

[Trazalca]

Without warning,

[DaForce]

ginormus rabbits

[Strider]

didn't breed

[DaForce]

without help

[KingVoyeur]

from Margold's

[neglet]

bunny-inseminating device.

[Cncrman]

I got bored before I left work, here is the story so far:

Once Upon a mattress there was fish poop being deliciously manhandled by members of a clan under supervision of their rabid monkeys with mittens. They grabbed a hat and put a beagle into their magical suitcase where it sat open to any monkey to eat it. Sexual gimps nibble on the beagle with relish and mustard. Unfortunately, the relish fermented and mutated into some Pepridge Farms Assistant Manager named DaForce who loved sticking rotten cables up his Eustacian tubes. "That's nasty" said Dolf, King of Cinescape Pottywinkles, Lord of the dance. "You like to watch my ass being sniffed at dinnertime by gladiators with glue holding their very large flat wooden Kricket bats?" Margold asked. Without warning, ginormus rabbits didn't breed without help from Margold's bunny-inseminating device.

I seriously think we should write children's stories.

On with the game:

By Morning,

[TrixieB]

the bunnies

[KingVoyeur]

had copulated

[Strider]

with spaceships

[Trazalca]

totally unaware

[DarkJedi]

of being

[neglet]

monitored by

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

...Jakester. Hoping..

[DarkJedi]

to escape

[KingVoyeur]

the slimy

[DarkJedi]

bunny banger,

[Trazalca]

they fled

[KingVoyeur]

with Dr.

[neglet]

Throckmorton Albonius-Bonifer.

[DarkJedi]

Now united,

[Strider]

they fell

[Trazalca]

headlong into

[DarkJedi]

green jello

[KingVoyeur]

being slowly

[Trazalca]

chilled in

[Cncrman]

squid vomit

[neglet]

with curried

[Cncrman]

horse testicles.

[KingVoyeur]

"Gross!" said

[Meathead]

Usagi Yojimbo

[DarkJedi]

. All of

[Trazalca]

the bunnies

[KingVoyeur]

jumped Yojimbo

[neglet]

until, protesting,

[DarkJedi]

using Kung-Fu

[Trazalca]

Snake-And-Crane styles

[Metuzalem]

,reverse vampires

[DarkJedi]

sucking candlesticks

[DaForce]

through their

[KingVoyeur]

long, shiny

[DaForce]

hard tubular

[Cncrman]

Candlestick sucker

[DaForce]

Some killjoy

[neglet]

brought garlic

[Strider]

through security

[KingVoyeur]

in shoes.

[KingVoyeur]

I think we need a recap.

Once Upon a mattress there was fish poop being deliciously manhandled by members of a clan under supervision of their rabid monkeys with mittens. They grabbed a hat and put a beagle into their magical suitcase where it sat open to any monkey to eat it. Sexual gimps nibble on the beagle with relish and mustard. Unfortunately, the relish fermented and mutated into some Pepridge Farms Assistant Manager named DaForce who loved sticking rotten cables up his Eustacian tubes. "That's nasty" said Dolf, King of Cinescape Pottywinkles, Lord of the dance. "You like to watch my ass being sniffed at dinnertime by gladiators with glue holding their very large flat wooden Kricket bats?" Margold asked. Without warning, ginormus rabbits didn't breed without help from Margold's bunny-inseminating device.

The bunnies had copulated with spaceships totally unaware of being monitored by Jakester. Hoping to escape the slimy bunny banger they fled with Dr. Throckmorton Albonius-Bonifer. Now united, they fell headlong into green jello being slowly chilled in squid vomit with curried horse testicles. "Gross!" said Usagi Yojimbo. All of the bunnies jumped Yojimbo until, protesting, using Kung-Fu Snake-and-Crane styles, reverse vampires sucking candlesticks through their long, shiny hard tubular Candlestick sucker(s?), some killjoy brought garlic through security in shoes.

Hmm, our continuity and punctuation sucks! We're never gonna get published. Now we just need some great comic-book artist to draw it!

[KingVoyeur]

Meanwhile, dark

[DaForce]

Satanic bungholes

[Trazalca]

filled with

[DaForce]

fifty gallons

[KingVoyeur]

of iced

[DaForce]

anal lubricant,








(There....happy now?):p

[southpaw]

and pudding

[DarkJedi]

for hair,

[neglet]

making it

[kah]

bleed phlegm

[DarkJedi]

all over

[DaForce]

Jakester's nasty

[DarkJedi]

"book" collection.

[neglet]

Everyone knows

[DaForce]

that Neglet

[neglet]

can kick

[DaForce]

her own

[kah]

rubber hose

[Metuzalem]

up Jakesters'

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

chronosynclastic infundibulum.

[Metuzalem]

"Oooooooooooooh Matron,

[kah]

I declare

[neglet]

Daforce's buttocks

[DarkJedi]

"off limits"

[DaForce]

but not

[Strider]

completely taboo

[DaForce]

are Neglet's

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

boobies. But

[neglet]

beware, foolish

[KingVoyeur]

underlings, for

[DaForce]

her nether-regions

[KingVoyeur]

play host

[Trazalca]

to many

[DaForce]

unsavory, foul

[KingVoyeur]

posting imps

[American]

causing chaos

[DaForce]

and lactating

[southpaw]

all over

[Rowanberry]

a striped

[neglet]

gazebo. Unfortunately,

[KingVoyeur]

a blob

[kah]

, oozing pus

[KingVoyeur]

, named Rufus

[DaForce]

shook its

[neglet]

amoeba-like appendages

[KingVoyeur]

temptingly towards

[Kaeos]

Jakester's horrible

[kah]

, yawning chasm

[KingVoyeur]

Once Upon a mattress there was fish poop being deliciously manhandled by members of a clan under supervision of their rabid monkeys with mittens. They grabbed a hat and put a beagle into their magical suitcase where it sat open to any monkey to eat it. Sexual gimps nibble on the beagle with relish and mustard. Unfortunately, the relish fermented and mutated into some Pepridge Farms Assistant Manager named DaForce who loved sticking rotten cables up his Eustacian tubes. "That's nasty" said Dolf, King of Cinescape Pottywinkles, Lord of the dance. "You like to watch my ass being sniffed at dinnertime by gladiators with glue holding their very large flat wooden Kricket bats?" Margold asked. Without warning, ginormus rabbits didn't breed without help from Margold's bunny-inseminating device.

The bunnies had copulated with spaceships totally unaware of being monitored by Jakester. Hoping to escape the slimy bunny banger they fled with Dr. Throckmorton Albonius-Bonifer. Now united, they fell headlong into green jello being slowly chilled in squid vomit with curried horse testicles. "Gross!" said Usagi Yojimbo. All of the bunnies jumped Yojimbo until, protesting, using Kung-Fu Snake-and-Crane styles, reverse vampires sucking candlesticks through their long, shiny hard tubular Candlestick sucker(s?), some killjoy brought garlic through security in shoes.

Meanwhile, dark Satanic Bungholes filled with fifty gallons if iced anal lubricant, and pudding for hair, making it bleed phlegm all over Jakester's nasty "book" collection. Everyone knows that Neglet can kick her own rubber hose up Jakester's chronosynclastic infundibulum. "Ooooooooooh Matron, I declare Daforce's buttocks "off limits" but not completely taboo are Neglet's boobies. But beware, foolish underlings, for her nether-regions play host to many unsavory, foul posting imps causing chaos and lactating all over a striped gazebo. Unfortunately, a blob, oozing pus, named Rufus, shook its amoeba-like appendages temptingly towards Jakester's horrible yawning chasm.

Oooh it's getting interesting...onward!

And yea,

[kah]

though I

[Cncrman]

watching mesmerized

[DarkJedi]

at the

[Deacon]

lame admin

[DarkJedi]

who's awesome

[Cncrman]

lamness shines.

[DarkJedi]

Damn those

[Cncrman]

sexy legs

[kah]

Jake, you

[DaForce]

threw eggs

[kah]

into her

[DarkJedi]

birthday cake.

[kah]

Hell must

[DarkJedi]

throw parties

[kah]

with clowns

[DaForce]

like Nazis

[DarkJedi]

like it.

[kah]

I salute

[neglet]

his reptilian

[DarkJedi]

smart monkeys

[kah]

clam sandwich

[KingVoyeur]

which rots

[kah]

in Jake's

[neglet]

tatty underpants.

[kah]

His panties

[KingVoyeur]

, normally rose-scented

[kah]

were rank

[Kaeos]

and green

[kah]

with warm

[KingVoyeur]

moldy goo.

[kah]

Jake cried

[Kaeos]

bring meatballs!

[KingVoyeur]

"I love

[kah]

fatty meat

[Metuzalem]

dripping with

[kah]

relish. Ooops,

[DaForce]

I can't

[KingVoyeur]

get it

[neglet]

to work

[DaForce]

without choking

[kah]

on chicken

[DaForce]

and waffles

[kah]

. MMM syrup....

[KingVoyeur]

drooled DaForce.

[kah]

I love

[Metuzalem]

paradoxical juxtaposition (yes, I admit, I only typed that to impress Negs :winks: )

[kah]

with my

[KingVoyeur]

phallic symbol

[kah]

in hand

[American]

and my

[KingVoyeur]

masticated, weary

[kah]

dog bone

[Sgt. Awesome]

I trudged

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

backwards over

[Kaeos]

Neglet's prompt

[Sgt. Awesome]

responce. Hopefully

[Rowanberry]

it was

[Sgt. Awesome]

on Tuesday




Once Upon a mattress there was fish poop being deliciously manhandled by members of a clan under supervision of their rabid monkeys with mittens. They grabbed a hat and put a beagle into their magical suitcase where it sat open to any monkey to eat it. Sexual gimps nibble on the beagle with relish and mustard. Unfortunately, the relish fermented and mutated into some Pepridge Farms Assistant Manager named DaForce who loved sticking rotten cables up his Eustacian tubes. "That's nasty" said Dolf, King of Cinescape Pottywinkles, Lord of the dance. "You like to watch my ass being sniffed at dinnertime by gladiators with glue holding their very large flat wooden Kricket bats?" Margold asked. Without warning, ginormus rabbits didn't breed without help from Margold's bunny-inseminating device.

The bunnies had copulated with spaceships totally unaware of being monitored by Jakester. Hoping to escape the slimy bunny banger they fled with Dr. Throckmorton Albonius-Bonifer. Now united, they fell headlong into green jello being slowly chilled in squid vomit with curried horse testicles. "Gross!" said Usagi Yojimbo. All of the bunnies jumped Yojimbo until, protesting, using Kung-Fu Snake-and-Crane styles, reverse vampires sucking candlesticks through their long, shiny hard tubular Candlestick sucker(s?), some killjoy brought garlic through security in shoes.

Meanwhile, dark Satanic Bungholes filled with fifty gallons if iced anal lubricant, and pudding for hair, making it bleed phlegm all over Jakester's nasty "book" collection. Everyone knows that Neglet can kick her own rubber hose up Jakester's chronosynclastic infundibulum. "Ooooooooooh Matron, I declare Daforce's buttocks "off limits" but not completely taboo are Neglet's boobies. But beware, foolish underlings, for her nether-regions play host to many unsavory, foul posting imps causing chaos and lactating all over a striped gazebo. Unfortunately, a blob, oozing pus, named Rufus, shook its amoeba-like appendages temptingly towards Jakester's horrible yawning chasm. And yea, though I watching mesmerized at the lame admin who's awesome lamness shines. Damn those sexy legs Jake, you threw eggs into her birthday cake. Hell must throw parties with clowns like Nazis like it. I salute his reptilian smart monkeys clam sandwich which rots in Jake's tatty underpants. His panties, normally rose-scented were rank and green with warm moldy goo. Jake cried, "Bring meatballs! I love fatty meat dripping with relish. Ooops, I can't get it to work without choking on chicken and waffles. "MMM syrup...." drooled DaForce. I love paradoxical juxtaposition with my phallic symbol in hand and my masticated, weary dog bone I trudged backwards over Neglet's prompt responce. Hopefully it was on Tuesday
There... Getting to be a pretty good story.

[KingVoyeur]

when my

[neglet]

favorite underwear

[Trazalca]

reeks of

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Jakester's touch

[KingVoyeur]

after his

[DaForce]

soiled feet

[KingVoyeur]

invaded the

[Metuzalem]

sanctimony of

[Trazalca]

Neglet's classroom.

[Metuzalem]

"Behold my

[neglet]

somnambulent feline!"

[KingVoyeur]

"Gaze upon

[Trazalca]

her massive

[KingVoyeur]

teats of

[Sgt. Awesome]

milk production

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

which have

[Trazalca]

gushed rivers

[kah]

of yellow

[KingVoyeur]

ectoplasmic putty

[kah]

, also useful

[KingVoyeur]

in baking!"

[Trazalca]

Feeling hungry,

[neglet]

Traz sought

[kah]

the Muffin

[Trazalca]

Man's assistance

[kah]

in rolling

[neglet]

pie crust

[Metuzalem]

flavoured with

[KingVoyeur]

a chalky

[kah]

antacid. Sadly,

[Trazalca]

lacking in

[KingVoyeur]

good taste

[kah]

and nutrition.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Although it

[kah]

smelled fishy,

[Sgt. Awesome]

he ate

[TrixieB]

it greedily

[Sgt. Awesome]

enjoying every