No Topic #112: Cows Fart Methane [Archive] - Mania Forums - Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror Entertainment

The_Vampire:Spider

06-17-2003, 08:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
CURSE YOU! You beat me to it!

*charges lightsaber*

Let's dance, Jedi bitch! http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/jay.gif http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/silentbob.gif

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LOL this will be great LOL.
*Starts Old School Yard Chant*
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
LOL
Hey has anyone else here seen the Star Wars Kid video that floating around if you type in star wars kid remix on kazza you can get it it real funny,its this guy with a light saber fighting no one and if you get the original ( I think you just have to search star wars kid for that) It has him with none of the special effects and he makes the lightsaber hum on his own its hilarious.

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Spider

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Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-17-2003, 08:40 PM

Weapon X

06-17-2003, 09:45 PM

*WX goes for Pas-Jo Dacle's head, Pas-Jo dodges, retaliates, and hacks off WX's left arm*

'Tis but a scratch!

LaraCroft

06-17-2003, 10:00 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jedi Knight Pas-Jo Dacle:
 ::Wips out lightsaber, ignights it, stands in Forum IV starting pose, waits for Weapon X's first move(Jedi's do not attack first)::
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Forum 4?

Frostbite

06-17-2003, 10:57 PM

I believe this is Forum IV.

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-17-2003, 10:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
*WX goes for Pas-Jo Dacle's head, Pas-Jo dodges, retaliates, and hacks off WX's left arm*

'Tis but a scratch!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But your bloddy ARM'S off!

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Death To The Cows!
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Darth_zaiyen

06-17-2003, 11:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Frostbite:
I believe this is Forum IV.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is the 4th Forum listed, but just as Forum 9 is not the 9th listed Forum, this is actually Forum #7. #4 is the X-Men Forum.

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Weapon X

06-17-2003, 11:07 PM

Just a flesh wound! Have at you!

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"Is this a kind of magic?" -- Queen

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Frostbite

06-17-2003, 11:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Darth_zaiyen:
This is the 4th Forum listed, but just as Forum 9 is not the 9th listed Forum, this is actually Forum #7. #4 is the X-Men Forum.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Insane!

Essex

06-18-2003, 12:03 AM

Hm, well this here is probably the "geekiest" battle there will ever be.... http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/tongue.gif

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D.K.HOOD

06-18-2003, 01:27 AM

I'm not sure if MysticMorgan should be congratulated or severely beaten for this piece of work:
http://www.comics2film.com/DCG/DispArt.php3?f_id=12388&f_ssn=

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-18-2003, 04:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
Just a flesh wound! Have at you!

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Cut that out...look...I'll have your leg!

(On a side note, I ment form not forum)

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Death To The Cows!
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Weapon X

06-18-2003, 05:53 PM

*continues to lose limbs and bleed all over the place*

I'm invincible!!

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"Is this a kind of magic?" -- Queen

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Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-18-2003, 06:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
*continues to lose limbs and bleed all over the place*

I'm invincible!!

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Your a looney.

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Death To The Cows!
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/wolverine

localhero

06-18-2003, 07:03 PM

Ni!!!!

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Cheers,
Local
aka Hunk McCoy "Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Yes they do need big shoes."

"So let me fill my children's hearts, With heroes tales and hope it starts, A fire in them so deeds are done, With no vain sighs for moments gone."

Weapon X

06-18-2003, 11:08 PM

Oh, runnin' away, eh!? You yellow bastard, come back here and get what's comin' to ya! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!

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"Is this a kind of magic?" -- Queen

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-19-2003, 12:51 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
Oh, runnin' away, eh!? You yellow bastard, come back here and get what's comin' to ya! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!
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Come, localhero, lets ride.
::deactivates lightsaber and rides off to the sounds of two coconut 'aves bangin' toget'er::

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Death To The Cows!
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/wolverine

The Xenos

06-19-2003, 01:18 AM

Hey, ever notice Tony Robbions looks like Mr Horse from Ren & Stimpy?

Oh and I am obliged to say, "Icky icky icky P-Tang! Zoom Boing Zawormm.."

-Xenos

D.K.HOOD

06-19-2003, 04:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Xenos:
Hey, ever notice Tony Robbions looks like Mr Horse from Ren & Stimpy?

-Xenos<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmmmmmmmm...No Sir, I didn't like it.

localhero

06-19-2003, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by Jedi Knight Pas-Jo Dacle:Come, localhero, lets ride.

Not while I still have my strength... :P

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Cheers,
Local
aka Hunk McCoy "Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Yes they do need big shoes."

"So let me fill my children's hearts, With heroes tales and hope it starts, A fire in them so deeds are done, With no vain sighs for moments gone."

Weapon X

06-19-2003, 08:39 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Xenos:
Oh and I am obliged to say, "Icky icky icky P-Tang! Zoom Boing Zawormm.."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How dare you ask such a thing! For your insolence, you must appease us with...a shrubbery!

*ominous music*

Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... wiiiiiiith... A HERRING!!

*more ominous music*

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"Is this a kind of magic?" -- Queen

Gun665

06-19-2003, 10:32 AM

Welcome to the running gag post.

Oh, and your mother was a hamster and I blow my nose in your general direction.

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StrangeFish

06-19-2003, 11:19 AM

I cut my hair! I look like a cross between the slutty blonde sister in That 70s Show, and.... a ... poodle.... Stupid genetics with their stupid curl gene. >_<

And now for something completely different...

It is the rabbit! Bunnies! It must be the BUNNIES!

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-19-2003, 12:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CoffeeCat665:
Welcome to the running gag post.

Oh, and your mother was a hamster and I blow my nose in your general direction.

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Actually, the actual REAL quote is..."Your mother was a Hampster, and your father smelt of Eldiberries"

Oh ya and...

"This new learning amazes me Sir Vedivier, tell me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

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Death To The Cows!
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/wolverine

LaraCroft

06-19-2003, 01:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by StrangeFish:
I cut my hair! I look like a cross between the slutty blonde sister in That 70s Show, and.... a ... poodle.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pics??

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-19-2003, 01:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by LaraCroft:
Pics??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ashley has graced us with her presence....

**swooon***

"Some day soon, lad, all this will be your."
"What? The curtains?"

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Death To The Cows!
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Juvenilemike

06-19-2003, 01:52 PM

Hey SF, I cut my hair too. The curl gene suck with short hair :S
MIke

Weapon X

06-19-2003, 02:10 PM

They told me it was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I did all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one! It sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! It burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up!

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"Is this a kind of magic?" -- Queen

swingerbone

06-19-2003, 02:42 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CoffeeCat665:
Welcome to the running gag post.

Oh, and your mother was a hamster and I blow my nose in your general direction.

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And the second part is FART in your general direction... silly English 'ki-nig-hit' (pronunciation http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/smile.gif)

But this is bordering on a topic of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, so...

HULK... can't wait!!!! SMASH! puny romantic comedies and silly CG fishies!!! HULK SMASH.... ironically Bana has a role in Finding Nemo... so he'll be part of two back to back #1's... if Hulk get #1 this weekend.... knock on wood!

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-19-2003, 03:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by swingerbone:
 And the second part is FART in your general direction... silly English 'ki-nig-hit' (pronunciation http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/smile.gif)

But this is bordering on a topic of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, so...

HULK... can't wait!!!! SMASH! puny romantic comedies and silly CG fishies!!! HULK SMASH.... ironically Bana has a role in Finding Nemo... so he'll be part of two back to back #1's... if Hulk get #1 this weekend.... knock on wood!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually, I have confermation that Hulk will suck Essex Sticks, really, the movie is bad.

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Death To The Cows!
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/wolverine

06-19-2003, 04:13 PM

I'm stuck as to doing anymore pictures for the DCG as my main computer (with all my programs and base images) is not working. I'm writing from my laptop at the moment. I was wondering however, if could submit a piece of music to the DCG instead? I've decided to compose the theme music for the Iron Man movie.

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Darth_zaiyen

06-19-2003, 05:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Welshcat:
I was wondering however, if could submit a piece of music to the DCG instead? I've decided to compose the theme music for the Iron Man movie.
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I don't see why not, as long as it can be rendered as a BMP JPG or GIF file and can be compressed to under 90k http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif

Frostbite

06-19-2003, 06:23 PM

Just take a picture of the sheet music.

phamtasm

06-19-2003, 06:51 PM

my rambling for the day:
Sorry folks. Just gotta get this off of my chest. Anyhow, I'm applying for IT jobs...and the market sucks. Experience counts, nothing else matters. Even if you know an application inside out. They want experience. So that begs the question. What is experience? Can you really learn that much from experience? And why are years more important than knowledge?

Oh and applying for art jobs in the videogame business is the same. Even though they know you have the talent, they want experience. I mean, for example, I applied to an entry level position for a videogame company...and guess what they want, EXPERIENCE? How is it an entry level position valid if 2 years experience is required?

Ahhharrrgghhh its so frustrating, but that is life. And for anyone who are students right now, gain some experience. School is good, but experience and networking is what counts in the real world.
www.fuckthatjob.com (http://www.fuckthatjob.com) !! <-- real link.

Frostbite

06-19-2003, 08:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by phamtasm:
How is it an entry level position valid if 2 years experience is required?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's one of those horrid loops. Just like saying, "The key to unlook the door is on the outside of the door. If we could just unlock the door, we could get the key and unlock the door."

swingerbone

06-19-2003, 08:50 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jedi Knight Pas-Jo Dacle:

Actually, I have confermation that Hulk will suck Essex Sticks, really, the movie is bad.

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You're probably just mad because Hulk doesn't have a horrid wig... or worse a mullet http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif And there are probably no cows injured in the film.

I take little from most reviewers... I feel they are too far from the level of the audience to give a valid opinion for the mass audience they try to.

I prefer reading reviews by, well... in not-so eloquent terms movie geeks. They are more in line with my interests and I feel better represent what I watch movies for.

Ebert and Roper gave it 2 thumbs up and it has been getting 8/10 from Robbo, and I have read some 8/10 and other good reviews.

I'm still going to see it at least twice tomorrow... so there!

Jedi... you love Star Wars right... well just see Hulk to show respect to ILM's effects... like them or not... Gollum didn't interact with his environment... Hulk gets wet, sandy, and dirty... and I read someone complaining about texture... but when you compare to standard film shot of actors you don't get that much detail without major high-def technology. So Hulk SMASH puny nay-sayers!

Go see it and then you can form your true opinion. Don't let any people guilt you out of forming your own opinion... GO SEE HULK! DO IT!

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phamtasm

06-19-2003, 08:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Frostbite:

That's one of those horrid loops. Just like saying, "The key to unlook the door is on the outside of the door. If we could just unlock the door, we could get the key and unlock the door."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Exactly. Its gonna be like that for awhile.

Oh yeah, and for the hulk review. Yeah I tried to steer clear of reviews. Look, if you like SW: Ep1 or SW:Ep2 chances are you will think Hulk is amazing. Cause those two movies are the worse peice of trash that I have ever tried watching.

And that Yoda fight at the end that the geeks are raving about, that was a cheap move by Lucas to gather support for a dying series.

localhero

06-19-2003, 09:04 PM

Remember all you U.S. peeps going to see Hulk .. we in the UK don't get to see it till July 18th (SUCKS BIG DOGS B***S!!!) so try and keep the spolers to a minimum http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif

Oh.. and enjoy it.. you lucky slobs...

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Cheers,
Local
aka Hunk McCoy "Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Yes they do need big shoes."

"So let me fill my children's hearts, With heroes tales and hope it starts, A fire in them so deeds are done, With no vain sighs for moments gone."

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

06-19-2003, 09:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by swingerbone:
 You're probably just mad because Hulk doesn't have a horrid wig... or worse a mullet http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif And there are probably no cows injured in the film.

I take little from most reviewers... I feel they are too far from the level of the audience to give a valid opinion for the mass audience they try to.

I prefer reading reviews by, well... in not-so eloquent terms movie geeks. They are more in line with my interests and I feel better represent what I watch movies for.

Jedi... you love Star Wars right... well just see Hulk to show respect to ILM's effects... like them or not... Gollum didn't interact with his environment... Hulk gets wet, sandy, and dirty... and I read someone complaining about texture... but when you compare to standard film shot of actors you don't get that much detail without major high-def technology. So Hulk SMASH puny nay-sayers!

Go see it and then you can form your true opinion. Don't let any people guilt you out of forming your own opinion... GO SEE HULK! DO IT!

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The source I am talking about is the owner of Golden Apple comics, so he knows what he's talking about when he sees a comic book movie. As for the Hulk not looking real, I hear he looks real and is the best thing in the movie, it's just that he looks fake in the trailers.

And YES...many cows should have dided in the making of this film, he should have grown a Mullet and had to have faught and killed Hulk-Cows.

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Death To The Cows!
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Darth_zaiyen

06-19-2003, 09:26 PM

Must..... not...... close...... No Topic in...... Monty Python.... fashion........ GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Can't...... resist:

So, if wood burns, and No Topics do as well, then that means....? No topics are made of wood! And wood floats on water, and so does..... A DUCK! So, for them both to float on water, they must weigh the same. So if this No Topic weighs the-- ah to heck with it.