No Topic 139: Attack of the buttwolf [Archive] - Mania Forums - Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror Entertainment

Jedi Master Khalel

08-13-2003, 11:11 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by LaraCroft:

The buttwolf is an animal my friend made up, I'll have to scan a pic of it!
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First, the laughing ass, now a "buttwolf"... is there an obsession with rear body parts, Ashley? http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Greetings,
Jose a.k.a. Jedi Master Khalel

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So what!? IT'S MY LIFE!!

Jedi Master Khalel

08-13-2003, 11:16 PM

Darth_zaiyen
posted 08-14-2003 12:08 AM
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OMG! LOL! LMAO! TNTIW2LSICIRN!

"This No Topic Is Way Too Long So I Close It Right Now"

Funny way you have to write things, people. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

Greetings,
Jose a.k.a. Jedi Master Khalel

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B.A.Shipp

08-13-2003, 11:20 PM

Oh boy this is going to be the butt of all jokes. excuse the pun.

08-13-2003, 11:34 PM

Oy vey...

I almost think I'd have preferred a parade of Star Wars reference to all this butt stuff...

I mean, I don't even smoke.

(Yes, it's not just a butt joke, it's a horrible, horrible, horrible pun too. Thank you, I'm here all day. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/smile.gif)

localhero

08-14-2003, 12:25 AM

BA you were really scraping the bottom with that one

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Cheers, Local
"Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Yes they do need big shoes."

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rare01

08-14-2003, 12:32 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Darth_zaiyen:
I turn into a buttwolf when there's a full MOON!

BWAhAHAHAHAHAH---ah----ah?---AH!---AHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ZAC that is the worst joke ever.. but i loved it lol.. by the way sick pics man keep it up u bastard

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D.K.HOOD

08-14-2003, 12:46 AM

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

And for a topic changer; Is Zac taller than Ray Park?

Weapon X

08-14-2003, 01:44 AM

No, Zac is shorter than Ray Park. Ray Park has 7 letters; Zax has only 3.

Hyuk hyuk. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/cool.gif

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LaraCroft

08-14-2003, 02:06 AM

I was shocked when I saw the Ray/Zac pic too!! I didn't imagine him to be so tall! At first I thought Ray was short, lol.

ZAC IS A SEXY BITCH!! RAY TOUCHED YOU!! CAN I??!?

08-14-2003, 02:25 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
No, Zac is shorter than Ray Park. Ray Park has 7 letters; Zax has only 3.

Hyuk hyuk. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, but what about Zac?

Oh, and where should I send the rabid, bloodthirsty hyenas to tear you apart for that nastybad evil horrible joke? http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

(Oh, and they look about equal height to me. According to IMDB Ray's 5'9"--not that tall.)

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D.K.HOOD

08-14-2003, 02:51 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by LaraCroft:
I was shocked when I saw the Ray/Zac pic too!! I didn't imagine him to be so tall! At first I thought Ray was short, lol.

ZAC IS A SEXY BITCH!! RAY TOUCHED YOU!! CAN I??!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now you've put Zac's life in danger. Hundreds of guys are going to try to kidnap him just to get to you. See what you've done now.

*meanwhile, when everybody goes after Zac, I'm going to lure Ashley in with the big fish: Ray Park himself*

Disregard that last paragraph if you are Ray Park...he heh he hah ahhha hahha hahha hhah !!

The Xenos

08-14-2003, 03:23 AM

Hey, Zac isn't the only one touched by Mr. Park: http://groups.msn.com/XenossCorner/conphotos.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63
Huzzah.

-Xenos

Juvenilemike

08-14-2003, 05:34 AM

Little known fact, Ray Park only has one testicle. He lost one when he dislocated his hip on a pummel horse.

Mike

Darth_zaiyen

08-14-2003, 06:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Juvenilemike:
Little known fact, Ray Park only has one testicle. He lost one when he dislocated his hip on a pummel horse.

Mike<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope, none now. I had to kick him really hard to get that interview, but as his revenge, he made me look fat in that picture.

Anyways, regarding the height issue, I'm right at 6'0 (or maybe a little less), so make of that what you will. I was surprised that he wasn't taller, but he certainly wasn't "short".
(edited to add that, according to IMDB, Ray is 5'9)

[This message has been edited by Darth_zaiyen (edited 08-14-2003).]

Darth_zaiyen

08-14-2003, 06:13 AM

oh, and let me just say that his girlfriend/fiance/wife is just.... wow. I mean, she's HOT.

D.K.HOOD

08-14-2003, 06:16 AM

Zac's growin up. Pretty soon he'll be Big Pimpin', Shot Callin' and Big Ballin'!

I'm so proud!

ali786

08-14-2003, 07:49 AM

I could see this all going downhill when the words butt and wolf appeared in the same sentence.......

StrangeFish

08-14-2003, 10:50 AM

Butt jokes? Now you're assking too much of me. I'm not in the mood to make wise-cracks or to be assailed and assaulted by bad jokes. The flu has reared it's butt-ugly head in my life, and so I'm just going to seat myself in the rear of the No Topic, and wait for an end to all of this.

Gosh, I wish I had a pun to make for posterity.

WonderWomanGoddess

08-14-2003, 11:23 AM

Strangefish, you may be the perfect woman. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

And I was suprised Zac is so tall too! He's taller than my husband even, and he's got like 3 inches on me!

There goes my plan to make him..oops gotta go!

LaraCroft

08-14-2003, 11:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Xenos:
Hey, Zac isn't the only one touched by Mr. Park: http://groups.msn.com/XenossCorner/conphotos.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=63
Huzzah.

-Xenos<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Must.... rape...Xenos....

LaraCroft

08-14-2003, 11:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Darth_zaiyen:
Nope, none now. I had to kick him really hard to get that interview, but as his revenge, he made me look fat in that picture.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm confused.. you kicked him so hard he only had one before and now has ZERO TESTICLES?!!

localhero

08-14-2003, 12:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by StrangeFish:
Butt jokes? Now you're assking too much of me. I'm not in the mood to make wise-cracks or to be assailed and assaulted by bad jokes. The flu has reared it's butt-ugly head in my life, and so I'm just going to seat myself in the rear of the No Topic, and wait for an end to all of this.

Gosh, I wish I had a pun to make for posterity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

how about posterior-ity?

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Cheers, Local
"Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Yes they do need big shoes."

At 'GODZ' bar: "Okay, Okay, We're Police Officers. Nobody move in a mysterious way.."

See what sort of mood i'm in.. (http://www.localhero.org.uk/journal/)

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

08-14-2003, 12:37 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Darth_zaiyen:
I turn into a buttwolf when there's a full MOON!

BWAhAHAHAHAHAH---ah----ah?---AH!---AHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me too, but I'm always a buttwolf, no full moon needed...

Does this remind anyone of the movie "Full Moon High"?

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08-14-2003, 12:59 PM

bump!

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Meoww! Send in the clowns!

[This message has been edited by Welshcat (edited 08-14-2003).]

StrangeFish

08-14-2003, 01:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by localhero:
 how about posterior-ity?
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I didn't want to be obvi-ass. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/tongue.gif

kev_incal

08-14-2003, 02:26 PM

aww man, i didn't read this thread and i fear i've fallen behind!

The Xenos

08-14-2003, 03:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by LaraCroft:
Must.... rape...Xenos....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that who it was last night? Thought I dreamt it. No wonder she yelled "Do me like Angelina!" Thought it was just cause of that quiz (http://quizilla.com/users/Iliailin/quizzes/Which%20Angelina%20Loves%20You%3F/) I took.

-Xenos

TazmanC

08-14-2003, 03:37 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WonderWomanGoddess:
...He's taller than my husband even, and he's got like 3 inches on me!

There goes my plan to make him..oops gotta go!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK OK OK Please no more details about your anniversary night http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/wink.gif

Did anyone know J Lo's legs go up and make a complete ass of themselves?
http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/biggrin.gif

localhero

08-14-2003, 03:54 PM

Yup.. J-Lo does indeed have a well rounded ass, but after seeing him in Daredevil, I would rather go back to looking at her bum

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Cheers, Local
"Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? Yes they do need big shoes."

At 'GODZ' bar: "Okay, Okay, We're Police Officers. Nobody move in a mysterious way.."

See what sort of mood i'm in.. (http://www.localhero.org.uk/journal/)

08-14-2003, 04:05 PM

This is all becoming very anally retentive.

What is it with Ashley's butt obsession anyway?

Change of topic - i was attacked by a monster - but I killed it.

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D.K.HOOD

08-14-2003, 05:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Welshcat:
What is it with Ashley's butt obsession anyway?

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Well its cute and has a nice shape to it and...oh you mean her obsession with butts..oops!

08-14-2003, 05:39 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by D.K.HOOD:
Well its cute and has a nice shape to it and...oh you mean her obsession with butts..oops!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well sure, she has a nice bum, but the obsession is almost like... I don't know, an obsession with cows, or any other strange obsession DCG members have had. I can't think which ones though, right now.

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kev_incal

08-14-2003, 06:13 PM

cow's butts?

Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D

08-14-2003, 07:22 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by kev_incal:
cow's butts?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DEATH TO THE COWS!

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Tragic Jester

08-14-2003, 07:59 PM

Power back ooonnnnn!!!!

08-14-2003, 08:05 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jedi Knight Pas-Jo Dacle:
 DEATH TO THE COWS!

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Such cheek!

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Meoww! Send in the clowns!

LaraCroft

08-14-2003, 09:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Xenos:
 that quiz (http://quizilla.com/users/Iliailin/quizzes/Which%20Angelina%20Loves%20You%3F/) I took.

-Xenos<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That quiz is cool because it talks about Angelina. :: stupid expression :: (and some drool)