View Full Version : Stay off the roads!
08-19-2003, 06:23 PM
Zac is taking his driver's test Friday. If he passes...nobody is safe.
BAD luck, Zac!
08-19-2003, 06:30 PM
Oh har har har! I knew I shouldn't have told you. http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/tongue.gif
Jedi Knight Pas-Jo D
08-19-2003, 07:19 PM
;; nelson laugh ::
Death To The Cows!
08-19-2003, 07:23 PM
remember my young son:
RED means consider pausing a moment before speeding up
YELLOW means close your eyes and speed up
GREEN means look for old ladies, bicyclists and Robbo. Extra points for spreading road kill further down the road.
08-19-2003, 08:03 PM
And the driving instructor may say, "Stop", but her eyes say, "Go."
[This message has been edited by Frostbite (edited 08-19-2003).]
08-19-2003, 08:24 PM
And when in doubt, get a bumper sticker that says, "If you're close enough to read this, I'm going to brake suddenly."
"Is this a kind of magic?" -- Queen
08-19-2003, 10:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Weapon X:
<B>And when in doubt, get a bumper sticker that says, "If you're close enough to read this, I'm going to brake suddenly."
I've always wanted one a lot like that. It says "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you"
Pirate King 2000
08-20-2003, 02:42 AM
My mum once bought a bumber sticker that said "Caution- Children in boot" (boot being English for "trunk")
I always found it less funny and more disturbing than she did, even as a child.
08-21-2003, 07:44 AM
hey Z just don't take your road rage out on us...
I've always wondered what it would be like to drive around with a red F-plate on one's car, similar to L-plates or P-plates (for having just passed). Would anyone take that seriously and would the police stop me?
Meoww! Send in the clowns!
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