Got any older siblings? Did they pick on you as a kid?

[sickness]

After years of taunting, teasing and beatings as a kid, I've finally gotten one over on both my brother and sister. I have more nieces and nephews than both of them. My sister-in-law gave birth to her and my brother's first child last night about 9pm. He's 7 weeks premature but a healthy 4 pounds, 15 ounces. Basically, he's a bag of sugar that this point. :lol: So that puts me at 3 nieces and 2 nephews and officially makes me the one that all the kids will think is cool. :D

[DaForce]

So that puts me at 3 nieces and 2 nephews and officially makes me the one that all the kids will think is cool. :D


At least until they grow older and wind up knowing better. :smirk:




:D

[sickness]

Hehehe... it's all about frame of reference. As long as their other aunts and uncles (my brother's and sister's in-laws and their significant others) aren't cooler than me, they'll never know. :lol:












I don't have a chance in hell, do I?

[Bark]

My nephew was born in March of 2004. I've been buying the March Playboys every year. When he turns 18, he'll get the stack. He has a pretty good collection, Sable and Torrie Wilson from the WWE, Debbie Gibson, and Willa Ford with a cover of Jessica Alba, which Alba is threatening to sue. Pretty good collector's items so far.

I'm a cool uncle too. :D

[neglet]

Gee, what if he grows up and is gay? Some great uncle you'll be then. :smirk:

[Bark]

Ah, already taken into consideration Negs. If he's gay and gay is genetic, my niece may be gay. Then, she gets the magazines. However, if he's gay and she's straight, he can keep the magazines. Perhaps he will find the fashion articles fun to read? At the very least, he can trade with the straight kids at college, get money for the magazines. Trading porn at college is a lot like trading cigarettes in prison.

I have all the bases covered. :D

[Bill_the_Pony]

...he can trade with the straight kids at college, get money for the magazines.


Yes. Yes, that is exactly what will happen. :wink:

[kah]

I am the older of two. My sister always seemed to be (and still is sometimes) in a competition with me. She would go on about "people think I'm older, prettier, more popular, etc, etc", which was funny, because she looked up to me at the same time. She hates it when I shut her nonsense down. I just tell her "that's nice" and let her know I don't care. It drives her nuts!

I did tell her she was adopted, though. And that she was a mistake. And that our mom got her tubes tied right after having her because she couldn't stand the thought of having another baby that looked like her. But I never hit her!

Ah, family. Either way, we're both evil.

[sickness]

I did tell her she was adopted, though. And that she was a mistake. And that our mom got her tubes tied right after having her because she couldn't stand the thought of having another baby that looked like her.

I bet you thought you were original when you did that stuff, huh? I heard all three of those and then some! Heh. Punks with a god complex. That's what older siblings are. :lol:

To be perfectly honest, though, this wasn't really the intent of the thread, I just wanted to find a unique way to talk about being an uncle for the 5th time. :)

[kah]

I bet you thought you were original when you did that stuff, huh? I heard all three of those and then some! Heh. Punks with a god complex. That's what older siblings are. :lol:

To be perfectly honest, though, this wasn't really the intent of the thread, I just wanted to find a unique way to talk about being an uncle for the 5th time. :)

Well, I was 5, so it seemed pretty original then. lol. I know it wasn't, I just had to give you some ****, being an older sib and all. :wink: Congrats on the unclehood for the 5th time!

[Bark]

Well, I just spent some time with my two-year-old nephew. He's not gay. No way. How could I know since he's only two? He is transfixed by scantily-clad ladies. Whether it's Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard" or bikini girls on diet commercials, he's 100% there. Time will tell for sure, but I think it's a safe bet.