kah
03-17-2006, 10:38 AM
Ok, I've had it. Since my neighbor moved in across the hall, I've been hiding. I always look through the peephole to make sure he is not in the hallway, and if I hear his garage door opener, I make sure to wait until he is in his apartment to leave. It all started this summer when he moved in. He moved from a two bedroom across the way to the one bedroom by us when his wife passed away. One day, I'm sitting on the balcony when he comes outside. He starts off with small talk, then starts in on the crazy talk. He tells me that he is one of Jesus's new prophets. He was told this by twin psychic sisters from Switzerland. He will live to be 150 years old, and soon he will be young again, and all his health problems will be gone. He will also become rich. He has already won a 90 million dollar lottery in Japan, where he has never been, for a lottery he never bought a ticket for. He just got a phone call one day telling him he'd won. He gets letters from people all over the world asking for his help, and he can heal the sick.
This is what he told me last summer. I've been doing my best to avoid him since then. A couple of months ago, I came home and he was in the hallway, taking his garbage out. I swear to God, there were 6 bags of garbage, and since they were clear, I could see the 800 million fruit flies that were inside. They were escaping and ended up infesting my apartment.
Just now, I was outside clearing the snow off my car so I could go to the store, and he came home. Being polite, I walked over to say hi, but then he started in with the delusional ramblings. This time he tells me that he was born on May 10th, and that no one else had been born on that day in 2002 years until he was in 1925. Then he tells me that a friend of his bought a book about his life, which tells him all about what is going to happen to him in the future.
Seriously, wtf? I can't take it anymore!!! I just needed to get that out.
This is what he told me last summer. I've been doing my best to avoid him since then. A couple of months ago, I came home and he was in the hallway, taking his garbage out. I swear to God, there were 6 bags of garbage, and since they were clear, I could see the 800 million fruit flies that were inside. They were escaping and ended up infesting my apartment.
Just now, I was outside clearing the snow off my car so I could go to the store, and he came home. Being polite, I walked over to say hi, but then he started in with the delusional ramblings. This time he tells me that he was born on May 10th, and that no one else had been born on that day in 2002 years until he was in 1925. Then he tells me that a friend of his bought a book about his life, which tells him all about what is going to happen to him in the future.
Seriously, wtf? I can't take it anymore!!! I just needed to get that out.