View Full Version : Happy Birthday, Kal-El!
Jedi Master Khalel
06-06-2003, 07:52 PM
June 6, 1938...
Damn, 65 years!!!
Another year, and I'm still here, in Argentina... http://www.comics2film.com/UBB/frown.gif
Someday, I'll go to Metropolis, Ill.
Jose a.k.a. Jedi Master Khalel
So what!? IT'S MY LIFE!!
06-06-2003, 07:59 PM
Really! It's Supes birthday? How did we miss this? Where's the fireworks, the parade, and the strippers wearing Kryptonian g-strings?
06-06-2003, 08:33 PM
isnt 65 years old when you officially become a geriatric... wow, to still be faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive when this is the age when most guys start struggling to be fast enough to reach the toilet in time... wow
you're right there should be a parade... and as for metropolis ill.... well after the next elections when george bush sint voted back in i may consider going back to america.
06-08-2003, 03:00 AM
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locamotive, but he can't get it up anymore. Not without a blue pill anyway.
06-08-2003, 03:17 AM
Hell, he's an alien, it may be opposite for them.
06-08-2003, 04:42 AM
and even then he lives up to the faster than a speeding bullet part....
reminds me of an episode of family guy when peter gets pulled into hell and he sees a table with people playing cards... he looks round it
"Adolf Hitler! Al capone! Joseph Stalin! and... Superman?????"
superman looks up
"I killed a hooker... she made a joke about me being faster than a speeding bullet...."
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