Kisses!

[Queen Mae]

I have absolutely no idea what to say about this.....

http://www.bathroom-mania.com/en/enhome/enfshome.html


but I thought you boys would appreciate it.

[Jakester]

Weren't these what Virgin Atlantic wanted to install in the men's rooms in their terminal?

[southpaw]

ANOTHER one of MY ideas STOLEN!!!!



They can kiss my a$$!:angry

[Minion]

The urinals wouldn't mind kissing something else.

Minion: Just...the jokes are too easy...

[Cncrman]

Why do I feel like somewhere in this world the Rolling Stones logo is crying?

[southpaw]

I'm glad someone around here can knock one out of the park after I put one on a tee.






Southpaw: If only they were more like Minion....

[Cncrman]

Hey, I was going to say you were using the urinal all wrong, but I didn't want to be asinine .

[southpaw]

You know the only reason I come here is for asinine responses.




I don't blame you though, maybe if I told you I loved you more maybe none of this would have ever happened. :(

[DaForce]

At least when you see those big lips, you know urine the right spot.



:wink:

[KingVoyeur]

On a related note...

From BBCNews.com

Teachers at a Leicestershire school are using a hi-tech method to make sure boys aim properly in the toilet block.

The Ibstock Junior School and Special Unit has launched its Bug Blasters campaign to encourage pupils to pay more attention to personal hygiene.

There are now special heat sensitive black stickers in the urinals which transform into smiley faces when boys aim at them.

Teacher Helen Town said the campaign had improved school hygiene standards.

She said: "You get young children in who aren't used to using the urinals and accidents do happen.

"But the stickers and the campaign are working and children are now washing their hands after going to the toilet a lot more often than they were before."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cncrman]

sooooo...peeing in the right spot equals smiley faces...

This is going to create a whole crop of "water-sport" loving messed up kids.

[southpaw]

Here is a lesson I learned tonight gang.....those smiley face stickers on the floor at Wal-Mart are NOT for pissing on. If you do you will get all kinds of looks NONE of which are smiles....just trust me on this.

[neglet]

sooooo...peeing in the right spot equals smiley faces...

This is going to create a whole crop of "water-sport" loving messed up kids.

So if you use the "Cheerio in the Bowl" technique of toilet training, where you teach sonny to aim by having him sink the Cheerios, do you have to worry about serving him Cheerios for breakfast? :smirks:

[fastcar]

What they need is to have the urinals all lined up with a dot that you aim for. Like a carnival water gun game.


http://www.congahead.com/My_Family/sf04_fam/image/5a0v2520.jpg

Of course, the sound of the balloon breaking might cause them to simultaneously shit themselves

[scrrr]

O! MY! GOD!

That girl graduated at the same time from art school as I did...
She develloped these as a grad project, and her whole carreer since then (5 years) seems to be hawking these toilets?

Call me jealous, but... I really didn't like that girl! She was as annoying as :romy:...