View Full Version : Hulk want palm read!
Raargghh!!! Little people see Hulk's big hand and fingerprints in Hulk poster. Hulk want to know what little people see in Hulk's palm/ fingerprints and what sort of person it says Hulk is!
Meoww! Send in the clowns!
05-28-2003, 04:14 PM
I, the Amazing Kwick, have examined the Hulk's mighty hand and I foresee many things in the Hulk's future.
First, I see a time of great discomfort. You feel trapped, confined. You want to be free. This confinement causes you pain and fuels the fires of anger within you.
I would recommend buying underwear at least four times larger than you usually do. This will go a long way towards solving the problem.
Next, I see a time of great conflict. I see fire, destruction, and persecution in the form of a man with a stupid mustache. But worse I see hundreds, no THOUSANDS of angry insurance adjusters. They are coming for you! You can not escape them, and they will follow you always.
Finally, I see a time of great prosperity. I see anger management classes, followed by big money endorsement deals. Green Giant vegetables, General Nutrition Center, gyms all across the world. They will all want you to represent them. I see workout videos, your clothing line, music videos, and a talk show for which you will win an Emmy beating out both Oprah and Dr. Phil forcing them both into a life of crime. Also there will be super models.
Then the world kind of ends, but that's not really that important at the moment.
I have seen it, so shall it be!
06-16-2003, 01:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kwick22a:
But worse I see hundreds, no THOUSANDS of angry insurance adjusters. They are coming for you! You can not escape them, and they will follow you always.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
And of course the first two on the scence are Meryl Strife and Millie Thompson. Those poor girls never get a good simple case, you know, like a simple car accident or slip and fall. Hurm... anyone know who is more wanted and/or causes more of a natural distater, Hulk or Vash teh Stampede?
Oh and pity the poor fortune teller Hulk goes to for a palm reading.
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