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Son of John Jones
01-25-2003, 09:48 PM
I love books! They are great with or without pictues!
01-25-2003, 10:47 PM
Okay, this has gone on far enough. Stop it. Stop it now. Stop it forever.
02-06-2003, 06:26 PM
I don't understand you!!! You're like one of those creepy space-cult people who think everyhting is wonderful! It's creepy!
What do I mean by the word 'mean'? What do I mean by the word 'word'? What do I mean by 'what do I mean'?
02-07-2003, 12:26 AM
John is irritating, i agree. But, he does have a point. Books are, in fact, great.
05-03-2003, 03:43 PM
r u really related to jhon jones..i've checked,and there's no registerded jhon jones on c2f..yet he always pops up on message boards to say stuff.........
maybe we should get mulder/scully out here???
05-03-2003, 05:39 PM
Sadly, Son of John Jones was turned evil by the saccharine sweetness of the Joe Millionaire finale.
If he were to post here today, he'd say books suck, and we should burn them.
"The Goddess has spoken..."
05-05-2003, 02:31 AM
Ok, I have a solution to all our problems.
First: I have obtained the services of famed internet mystic Digi Donna, who has agreed to remove JohnJones (who is really a digital demon version of former SNL cast member Jon Lovits) from this message board. As payment for this service I have given her the other half of my BK Chicken Club sandwich. Of course if it doesn't work I expect her to refund my sandwich or else I may become very grumpy.
Second: We expose Son of JohnJones to high levels of radiation. Partly because I believe it will destroy any contamination that may have resulted from watching Joe Millionaire and who knows how many other reality shows. But mostly it's because I want to see what happens. I haven't exposed anyone to radiation in years and something interesting always happens when you expose stuff to radiation. It either gets really big, develops super powers, or runs for public office. On that note I would once again like to apologize to the citizens of Lakewood, New Jersey. Honestly, I had no idea the goose would get that big, or be that cranky. But look at the bright side, now your a tourist attraction. How many towns can say they were devastated by a giant radioactive foul. Well, there's that town in Oregon but that was a duck. Completely different situation.
At this point I would like to make a couple of announcements. First: Due to recent events I am now evil, really, really evil. But in a good way. That may seem confusing, but I'm evil and it's all connected. Second: Books are great. I love books. I love to read and have a personal collection of over 700 books. I regularly check out up to nine books at my library, return them and check out nine more. I once nearly dislocated my left shoulder because I was carrying to many books. Many people have pointed out that I may have something of a reading problem, but I don't see it. I can quit any time I want. I just don't want to.
05-05-2003, 03:05 PM
Insanity reigns once again! The horror! The horror!
05-31-2003, 08:33 PM
Books are awesome I agree no matter what ya'll think The best Books ever are by Orson Scott Card and They are the Ender Series............................................ .....................................
11-24-2007, 12:28 PM
I love books as well. I never go anyplace without a book in my back pocket. you never know when you are standing in a line and need to read a few pages...
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