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fastcar
03-27-2006, 08:58 AM
Back on March 10th I was making my morning drive to work. Around 8:00am I passed through a school zone that runs right next to an Elementary School. No kids were at or en route to the school as the busses had just dropped off the older kids and were going back out. I then noticed in my rear view an officer closing in on me, lights on full. I pulled over and was told he clocked me doing 21 mph in a flashing 15 mph school. "You were actually going faster. I could have pulled you over for doing 16 mph."

I got a citation for disregard of signal. No points, nothing will hit my driving record, just a fine. So, he gives me the carbon copy and on my way I go.

That weekend, I make out the check and mail it. Last week I got a letter back from the magistrate saying that I still owe 50 cents. Apparently, looking at the carbon copy, the 50 over XX was written over a line and did not transfer well. I laughed and said, they can come collect it for all I care.

This past Saturday, I received a notice of Impending Arrest. All because, I did not pay my 50 cents. My wife, Shannon, is now livid and begins searching the house for 50 pennies. She wrote a nice long letter of discontent and I mailed it all today. I probably spent more in postage than I did in fine. She said, screw it, because she didn't get any satisfaction by driving out to the magistrate's office to drop it off or wail at someone's head.

My personal thought was to walk into the magistrate's office and politely ask the desk attendant for 50 cents for some unrelated issue, then walk out grab my paperwork and walk back in and pay the fine with said 50 cents.

As of now, I have 9 days to pay off this fine. It's nice to know the taxpayer's money is being spent well to track down my black Malibu Maxx.


Michael "50 cent" Puskar

kah
03-27-2006, 09:35 AM
Isn't it a crime to mail money?

Adam54
03-27-2006, 09:40 AM
Your username is kinda ironic now, wouldn't you say?

Heh, that's ridiculous dude. If you don't mind my asking, how much was the fine before the fifty cent manhunt began?

Intelligent_Design
03-27-2006, 09:51 AM
Man, you are lucky Where I live it you get caught speeding in a School zone its reckless driving. You have to go to court and if found guilty, 3 month suspension and alot of points.

fastcar
03-27-2006, 11:34 AM
$106.50 was the amount of the fine......

I still owe 50 cents

omicron
03-27-2006, 11:38 AM
Ah bureaucracy at it's finest. Don't forget to sign the forms in triplicate, retain one for your records, forward one to the local county assesser's office, and bury the last copy under a full moon in heart of a oldgrowth forest. :)

Omi

Bokchoi Cowboy
03-27-2006, 11:39 AM
$106.50 was the amount of the fine......

I still owe 50 cents


I don't understand the stupid 50 cents thing. Most bail amounts that I have seen posted on the law books nationwide are always rounded to the nearest dollar to make life simple. What kind of backwater do you live in, man-of-speed?

fastcar
03-27-2006, 11:45 AM
I'm from Manor PA.

I got the ticket right outside of Pittsburgh in a Municipality called Murrysville.


It must have been 50 cents for the EMT crap.

DaForce
03-27-2006, 11:48 AM
I'm from Manor PA.

I got the ticket right outside of Pittsburgh in a Municipality called Murrysville.


It must have been 50 cents for the EMT crap.


Is that anywhere near Mayberry?



:D



Sorry, couldn't resist.


:D

fastcar
03-27-2006, 12:10 PM
Hey, I'll have yinz know we got a Panera Bread, n'at.


:ohwell:

Sgt. Awesome
03-27-2006, 02:14 PM
Wow. Personally I'd try and go to court over it. Get arrested and do time for 50 cents. That would be awesome. I wonder how long in the slammer they'd give you... 20 minutes?

fastcar
03-27-2006, 08:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/fastcar151/50cent.jpg


"I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward. "

fastcar
03-31-2006, 08:41 PM
I'm off the hook. The magistrate has received my 50 pennies, and I'm a free man.

Sgt. Awesome
03-31-2006, 10:32 PM
Man, I just got my Bounty Hunters licence and was coming after you. Did you know I had the right to shoot to kill? Pretty cool, eh?

fastcar
04-03-2006, 06:35 AM
You're the man now, Dog!

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/images/dogconfused.jpg

Bill_the_Pony
04-03-2006, 06:01 PM
Next time this happens, let me know, and I'll get you in touch with my attorneys. :)

I've used all three of them, sometimes at once, and always left feeling satisfied with the results. :)

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Jakester
04-03-2006, 08:28 PM
If they get another partner, they could be Cox, Cox, Cox, and Snatch. It'd be Three Men and a Slut.

Dear God, I need alcohol. bartender, bring me a nother drinn;lk. Fuck it, bring me two.