Jakester Rocks the House!!

[Queen Mae]

Well, just for today.

It's his birthday!!! :jump2:

And on this day I should tell you why you are important to me:

Without you I wouldn't have discovered Neil Gaiman when I was so young; instead I would have discovered him when I was 16 and ended up a goth poser.

:hugs:

[Meathead]

My friend jakester is old...

HOW OLD IS HE?

He's so old, when he farts, dust comes out!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAKESTER! :D

[Monic]

Bonne Fête! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/party/party-smiley-032.gif

[neglet]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hope you enjoy
A birthday spanking or two. :wink:

[sickness]

Jakester rocks the house? Huh? Did the wife finally give in to some post-natal horizontal boogie? Nahhh... The dude would probably have the whole state rocking back and forth if she did that. :lol:

Happy birthday, man!

[Minion]

I hope you enjoy your goddamn day of joy! If I have my way, it quite possibly could be your last.

Minion: Will go to great lengths to get that Batman ring from you...

[Queen Mae]

You know, Travis, I can probably steal it for you.

[Jakester]

Wow, thanks everyone but Travis. You may have an s-word or two, but so do I...and my brohter has many. And firearms. You will never get my Batman ring unless it's by me shoving it down your throat and choking you to death.

Er...sis....There's also the matter of Tori, not just Neil. And thanks, btw. :)

[Minion]

You know, Travis, I can probably steal it for you.

That would definitely cut back on the whole maiming and mutilation thing. I guess I won't need to call Doctor McNinja afterall.

Minion: Will repay you in tea and shiny trinkets. Also, a truckload of money.

[Jakester]

I ehat you.

[Minion]

You know I elov you though.

Minion: Complocatered

[DaForce]

Happy bday, oh perverted one.



And stop looking at me like that...






It gives me the creeps.



.

[Queen Mae]

Er...sis....There's also the matter of Tori, not just Neil. And thanks, btw. :)

And Depeche Mode and my discovering Corona (and thus CIN) but sheesh, I didn't realize you wanted a list??? :smirk:

[Bill_the_Pony]

~ spank x 30-something :confused: ~

:D

[Intelligent_Design]

Today is Jake's B Day

[Trazalca]

Happy B-day Jakester! Let the spankings commence! :D

[omicron]

Jake, you are a perverted fuckwad. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Omicron

[TrixieB]

Oooh!! Ooooh!! Me! Me!! I wanna spanking... I mean, I wanna spank Jakester, too!!

Happy Happy, dude!!

[sickness]

Jake, you are a perverted fuckwad. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Omicron

Every time you call Jakester perverted, his boner gets some wings. :D

[Cuchulainn]

Happy birthday.

[jayce78]

Jackster . . .

I don't Know you . . . .

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8209/wrt6jk.png (http://imageshack.us)
















And I'm not sure I want too . . .



HAPPY B-DAY!!mate . .

[southpaw]

You kids grow up so fast.




Have a good one f*ckmonkey.

[Sgt. Awesome]

Happy Birthday!

I for one would not like to see Jake's B-Day wish list.

[omicron]

Happy Birthday!

I for one would not like to see Jake's B-Day wish list.

That's easy.


Nookie
Nookie
Nookie
Porn
Nookie
Nookie



Omi

[Cncrman]

Jake! I was out of the office yesterday, so this is belated. Happy Birthday my friend! Hope it was a good one.

[kah]

I can't believe I missed your birthday announcement yesterday! Happy belated birthday, dear Jake. Here's Aya to say I'm sorry.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e164/kahlancypher/hbj.jpg

Sorry she's not real, but let's be honest- you don't really need her to be.

[Rowanberry]

I've been away for a few days so, my Happy Birthday wishes are a bit late.

Hope you got some nice presents. :eyebrow:

[Natalie]

Sorry I missed it, but in honor of your birthday, I had all my hot friends take off their shirts and bounce around for 10 minutes.

:jump2: :jump2: :jump2:

[KingVoyeur]

Here ya go Jakester, Happy Birthday!!!

Eva Longoria is really, really big
Maxim magazine cover is 75 x 110 feet

Thursday, April 6, 2006; Posted: 2:04 p.m. EDT (18:04 GMT)

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- For air travelers flying over southern Nevada this week, the view offers more than miles of dusty desert.

A giant, bikini-clad Hollywood star perched on the desert sands isn't a mirage, but a re-creation of a Maxim magazine cover.

The cover is made of a vinyl-mesh screen and reads, "THE ONLY MAGAZINE BIG ENOUGH TO BE SEEN FROM SPACE -- AND ONLY IN VEGAS!" A barely dressed Eva Longoria, star of ABC's "Desperate Housewives," graces the 75-by-110-foot display just outside Primm, near the California state line.
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/06/people.evalongoria.ap/story.maxim.ap.jpg
http://www.1na1.com/images2/EvaLongoriaMaxim1V.jpg

Full Story at CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/06/people.evalongoria.ap/index.html)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Cncrman]

I can hear people on the ground right now...

"There goes another bunch of tourist planes...wha..what is that..snow falling? No, wait, it's wet like rain..EWWWW!!!"

:eek:

[KingVoyeur]

Not to mention the sky-jumpers....

[Jakester]

I made a post for the chicks...really...

Kah -- thanks, and you're right, she doesn't have to be real.
Rowan -- As long as you're giving me the presents, baby.
Nat -- Did you get video? Are you topless?
KV -- Mmmmm....Eva.
CSM - I just love you.

[KingVoyeur]

<--- Not a chick.... :angry :angry :angry

Last time I get you a present!!! :wink:

[Jakester]

Not even if there's a really nice purple feather boa involved??

CSM's not a chick either, but I love him.

I really meant that I'd posted to thank the chicks before, but I guess it never went through. By the time I noticed this, you guys'd posted.

[Cncrman]

CSM's not a chick either, but I love him.

Oh stop, you're making me blush.

[neglet]

I made a post for the chicks...really...

Kah -- thanks, and you're right, she doesn't have to be real.
Rowan -- As long as you're giving me the presents, baby.
Nat -- Did you get video? Are you topless?
KV -- Mmmmm....Eva.
CSM - I just love you.

What? I don't count as a chick? When I offered you both a birthday poem AND a birthday spanking? I'm hurt. :angry

And I had just about decided to send you topless photos of myself. Now that will never happen.:(

[Jakester]

Arrrrgh, sorry, Negs! You're my favourite Grammar Goddess! Many belated thanks to you and your holes...er...holiness.