Caption This 4: Jakester's Home for Aged Perverts That Aren't Getting It Anymore

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/04/04/magnify1.jpg

"Baby, I saw that you noticed me looking at you."


http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/04/04/dung2.jpg

Work was outsourced to India today to haul away the remnants of George W. Bush's explaination for the invasion of Iraq.

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/04/04/cat3.jpg

Here we see the setup for the rare kitty-corner kick.


http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/04/04/nepal6.jpg

Here we see American stopped from leaving his state of residence by the nimble mind of one Bugs Bunny.


http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/04/04/bolivia10.jpg

This was not what Jakester had in mind when Neglet offered up spankings for his birthday.





.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/graphics/2005/07/23/cmboom23.jpg

Woman: "Honey! You're looking at porn!"
Man: "Oh! I, um, well you see, um..."
Woman: "Geez, you could at least look at good stuff! Here, let me show you the best sites."

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41534000/jpg/_41534750_chicken_afp_416.jpg

Reports today state that the avian flu has mutated, causing gigantism in domestic foul.

OR

The researcher didn't realize she was about to be seriously ****-blocked!

[MPG]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060405/capt.rom10704051303.vatican_pope_rom107.jpg

The Catholic Church has been trying to appeal to younger people for a long time, but the Pope's new hairdo is a bit over the top.

[KingVoyeur]

http://hosted.ap.org/photos/C/CALI11604040212-small.jpg

Bonds requested an exorcism today when he began believing that the ghosts of steroids past began following him.

[KingVoyeur]

http://blog.reidreport.com/uploaded_images/barbara-george-bush-779348.jpg

Barbara: "You little bastard, your "Eveything is fine in Iraq" speech last night pre-empted my Desperate Housewives. No breast-feeding for a week!"

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060407/capt.sge.hao09.070406152144.photo00.photo.default-210x384.jpg

I got you now you wascally wabbit! Huhuhuhuhuh.

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060410/capt.xhg10604101239.aptopix_china_ikea_xhg106.jpg
Person on the left: I...I just can't be in this relationship anymore...

Giant Yellow Heart-thing: It's because I'm A MASCOT, Isn't it?!?

[omicron]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060410/capt.xhg10604101239.aptopix_china_ikea_xhg106.jpg

"Geez, 4 years at Julliard for this fucking job???"

Omicron

[fastcar]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Jeopardy-1337.jpg


I'll take big fat posers for $200 Alex

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/entertainment/galleries/media/ap_charlize_theron420x300.jpg

Charlize: "Ohhhh God.....oh my Gooooooood.....unclean....unclean....!!

The realization that she had nude scene with Ben Affleck hits Charlize Theron during an acceptance speech.

[fastcar]

http://www.zeek.net/i/heston.jpg

Uh, god, not to nitpick, but can you just IM these to my Blackberry. I don't plan on carrying these honking things for 40 years.



http://www.nosa.noaa.gov/image/nws/lightning.jpg

http://www.federalobserver.com/content_images/moses_heston_3.jpg

Or I could just carry them. Whatever you think is fine.

[Trazalca]

Welcome everybody again to the Milletville Staring Contest for 2006!
Our first two contestants have been prepping and working out for the
semi-finals today with staggering victories to their credit, and with much
anticipation, go head-to-head to see who will blink first and yield to the
winner that will go on to face last year's defending champions.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060417/2006_04_16t193145_374x450_us_security_rumsfeld.jpg
On one side of the table, we have none other than the ever controversial
Rumsfeld.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
On the other, we have Snickers the cat.

Let's see how well they do. On your mark, get set, GO!

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060417/2006_04_16t193145_374x450_us_security_rumsfeld.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060417/2006_04_16t193145_374x450_us_security_rumsfeld.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060417/2006_04_16t193145_374x450_us_security_rumsfeld.jpg

Looks like this will be a tough one folks, with both ready to go in for the long
haul. We'll be right back after these messages...

[sickness]

Genius, Traz! GENIUS!!!

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060417/2006_04_16t193145_374x450_us_security_rumsfeld.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060417/2006_04_16t193145_374x450_us_security_rumsfeld.jpg
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jge54.150406232644.photo00.photo.default-253x384.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-05/08/xin_410501080916814174852.jpg

Oh! And Rumsfeld flinches, succumbing to the power of Snickers the cat.
What a contest! And while Snickers moves forward to the finals,
Rumsfeld still has the wild card slot, set to stare at two disturbing images:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060324/i/r331487179.jpg
Two lions mating, and,

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060416/capt.ny11304160537.exxon_riches_ny113.jpg
Exxon Mobil Corp. Chairman and CEO Lee Raymond's second chin slowly
sliding off his neck, not unlike watching a lava lamp.

The winner of this competition will go on to stare into the eyes of Aishwarya Rai.
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060320/capt.sge.bdk05.200306171907.photo02.photo.default-278x378.jpg

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060429/i/r635129130.jpg

Tomo-San surprises his Sumo opponent by pulling out of the crack
beneath his man-boob a small child, a sign of bad luck in the ring, assuring victory.

[omicron]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060429/i/r635129130.jpg

"Damnit! I've been sucking on those breast for hours and I haven't got a drop of milk! Now I'm pissed off!"

[DaForce]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060429/i/r635129130.jpg

"Honey! Look what I brought home for dinner!!"


















What? Too obvious?


:dunno:

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060429/i/r635129130.jpg

Sumo wrestler Otumbo keeps his day job as a lactation consultant,
and begins to prepare a demonstration on how to properly suckle and latch 16-month old Kiki onto
his left nippleage.

[omicron]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060429/i/r635129130.jpg

Somebody needs a diaper change. I personally wouldn't want to change either.

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060506/capt.e77b754006644c829f8d47a9071f901b.bush_commenc ement_okhg111.jpg

Get me outta here!!!!


http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060510/capt.8d7654e0e65545d28aadc280703ceeb8.video_game_e xpo__carf114.jpg

Chuck Ingleson of Lawrenceville, KY prefers to enjoy his E3 experience
in "special" ways.

[Space Tycoon]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5086/2217/1600/nature5_1.jpg


What a hard-on.




Okay, you find one better! Like this photo even needs a caption in the first place!!


.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5086/2217/1600/nature5_1.jpg

"Ok Guys, try to smile and not look depressed. And, someone please get my wife outta here . . . "

[fastcar]

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/bsminithumb.jpg

Britney Spears has reportedly given up studying the Kabalah. Her new religion is baby Sean Preston. Ironically like most people in this world, she is doing everthing she can to kill her religion

[Bill_the_Pony]

Anyone got a caption for this? :)


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/MrStoic/middleagedwomen.jpg

[Jakester]

Er....droopy boobies.

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/MrStoic/middleagedwomen.jpg

"Please Drink Responsibly. These ladies didn't . . . "
- a message from your friends at Anheuser/Busch -

[Trazalca]

When patients of plastic surgery don't age well.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060524/i/r4028476373.jpg

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2001/03/23/gremlins2.jpg

[sickness]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/cinesickness/0605hookmeupfull.jpg

Real title of article associated with this picture:

Like A Virgin

Better phrase to associate with this picture:

Looks Like A Virgin

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/06/05/urinal4.jpg


Sports fans go to some very odd extremes with their obsession.

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/06/05/urinal4.jpg

Now, you TOO can Bend It Like Beckham! :)

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/06/05/urinal4.jpg

Fred loves to yell "gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll lllllllll" when he goes to the bathroom. His wife wishes he would actual hit the net more often . . .

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/06/14/handball.jpg


"Eyes on the ball!! Eyes!!"

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060620/capt.sge.ikl83.200606074121.photo00.photo.default-363x512.jpg

Uh-huh....yes....oh yes....I know.....isn't it wonderful?
I know.....I can hear you perfectly......yes......uh-huh....these
neck rings have made such a difference in my cellular reception.
You must try it Tonya. And my headaches are gone too!

[fastcar]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060620/capt.sge.iov55.200606144808.photo02.photo.default-364x512.jpg

Yoko Ono applauds Paul McCartney's milestone 64th birthday.

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/fifa/20060619/i/3727007036.jpg

And 1 and 2 and leap...and 3 and 4 and turn.....

[Outsydr]

...And the best part is, ladies...

http://spaz.ca/aaron/gallery/banff2005/beached.jpg

HE'S SINGLE!

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060625/i/r2605564158.jpg

The beautiful people! The beautiful people! DA-NANA!

[DaForce]

Okay, is it just me, or does Mickey look really gay in that pic?


I think that might explain 60 years of marriage to Minnie and no kids.

[Outsydr]

Okay, is it just me, or does Mickey look really gay in that pic?


I think that might explain 60 years of marriage to Minnie and no kids.

That JUST NOW occurred to you??? My goodness, man! All those years living in the overexposure of San Fran have really dulled your sensitivities, haven't they...

[Senormac]

HAHAHAHA ......now thats wit at work

[DaForce]

That JUST NOW occurred to you??? My goodness, man! All those years living in the overexposure of San Fran have really dulled your sensitivities, haven't they...

Oo..I forgot to respond to this...


Nope, actually it's been all my time that I've spent here around you. :wink:


:lol:


http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/05/streak3.jpg

Ironically, even though Hans was wearing shoes, he found the only place on the lawn where the dog had done its business.


http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/05/devilsox4.jpg

"That'll learn ya!"

[Cncrman]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/05/devilsox4.jpg

"Look, I said we can't leap frog around the bases, would you stop trying?!"

[Trazalca]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/05/devilsox4.jpg

"Hey! Get off my prostate! Can't you wait till we get to first base at least?"

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/05/devilsox4.jpg

NO! Bad ball player! See what you did? No! We do that on the newpaper! Bad! Bad!

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060625/i/r2605564158.jpg

The beautiful people! The beautiful people! DA-NANA!


Okay, is it just me, or does Mickey look really gay in that pic?


I think that might explain 60 years of marriage to Minnie and no kids.


Minnie is obviously his beard. I mean, look at them. Really. :rolleyes:

[Bill_the_Pony]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/05/streak3.jpg

What catalog is this from? I'd like one of those, I mean....look how much happiness it brings to all those people! :)

[fastcar]

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/jeffrey-skilling/20011223171724.jpeg

Kenneth's death may set me free? Wow, this is just like that time in college I got all A's because my roommate, uh, "killed himself."

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060707/capt.6901384964354a418fa2a65f8bef8aba.topix_bush_i llinois_ilpm122.jpg

You could not find more experienced proctologists than these - anywhere!

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060707/capt.6901384964354a418fa2a65f8bef8aba.topix_bush_i llinois_ilpm122.jpg
"Whatcha wanna do tonight Bushie?"
"The same thing we do everynight Pinkie, try to take over the world!"

[Outsydr]

Rotf!!!!!!

[Asonokirk V 2.0]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060707/capt.6901384964354a418fa2a65f8bef8aba.topix_bush_i llinois_ilpm122.jpg
"Whatcha wanna do tonight Bushie?"
"The same thing we do everynight Pinkie, try to take over the world!"

That, simply, cannot be topped.

But, just because I thought of this before I read the one above:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060707/capt.6901384964354a418fa2a65f8bef8aba.topix_bush_i llinois_ilpm122.jpg

"The doughnuts are by the coffee pot, and remember, when they say "any newcomers with less than 30 days sobriety here?" Raise your hand."

[jayce78]

Howard Dean imposes:


''I find that disjusting you comie pigs!''

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4738/hb5on.png (http://imageshack.us)

Wwwhhhhhhooooooooo!!!!!!!YYYyyeeeeaaaa!!!!''

[fastcar]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/bushbabyAP130706_479x600.jpg


Bush: No Putin, No!! Bad Putin, heel, boy, heel! Drop it!

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20060718/2006_07_18t093414_450x362_us_britain_usa.jpg
Blair: I swear it, if you bend over this whole thing will fit in.

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/bushbabyAP130706_479x600.jpg

Thisbablah should stop doing this shit.

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20060719/i/r2425450661.jpg

Manny bows his head in shame as Amir is determined
to win over the judges with his rendition of
Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire."

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20060718/i/r4183122056.jpg

"Hello?"
(((hello)))
(((hello)))

"Echo!"
(((echo)))
(((echo)))

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060714/capt.bc0f966afac3431c84a893d3f8229539.people_mr_t_ ny137.jpg
I pity this foo' who don't by the Mr. T skillet! It's made outta solid gold, Twerp! You better buy dis or I'm coming over there and leaving a dent in your head with my rings!

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060716/capt.sge.rci93.160706231629.photo00.photo.default-369x512.jpg
"Sure...looking back it seemed really cool to jump up in celebration after winning the Grand Prix of France...but note to self...next time, move the bottle out from under me."

[fastcar]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than....
(fill in the blank)

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060716/capt.sge.rci93.160706231629.photo00.photo.default-369x512.jpg

I can't think of a caption... but to me it looks like that guy's legs have been amputated... which makes that jump really amazing.

[Trazalca]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/traz/jump.jpg

I don't need no freakin' legs man! I can fly! I can FLY! YEEEEHAAA!!!

[Outsydr]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060714/capt.bc0f966afac3431c84a893d3f8229539.people_mr_t_ ny137.jpg

Nursery rhyme lovers staged a minor protest in Pittsburgh today, speaking out against Mr. T and his no-tolerance approach to punishing the dish for having run away with the spoon.

[rappites]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/toiletdrink.jpg

Little Johnnie getting a head start on his Tri Kappa days. . .

[Outsydr]

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/toiletdrink.jpg
"Now (now-ow) batting (batting-ing) for the Chicago (ago) Cubs (ubs), number (umber) five (ive), Ronny (ronny-onny) Cedeno (cedendo-eno)."

OR...

Halloweeen is still 3 months away, but some kids are just too excited to wait. Like Anthony Rafalski. Having no access to a real barrel won't keep him from practicing his bobbing for apple skills!

OR...

Parents' groups are heavily lobbying congress to halt the development of the latest 'thrill ride' to be introduced by the Six Flags corporation...

[rappites]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Bird_20food.jpg

Boots now regrets teasing the big birds with mice that he had caught. . . .

[Jakester]

http://images.swagster.com/images/2006072403395213013swag_image.jpg
Linda Lovelace is a talentless bitch!

[Outsydr]

It was a warm, inviting day in beautiful Cabo San Lucas. The drinks were cold, the breeze sultry, the music intoxicating.


When suddenly...



http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/outsydr/jessica-simpson-pink-bikini-cabo-09.jpg

Jessica Simpson is ambushed and devoured by her deadly arch-nemesis, the dreaded TALENT monster!

[rappites]

http://www.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0607/christina-aguilera-black-see-through.jpg

"I'm waiting for you Jakie boy" pssst.... "by the way I like threesomes with Roseanne or Rosie"

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060720/capt.19d0b9f003dd4cd1aeb79e4be8bd4aa1.germany_weat her_mme207.jpg
Pppppfffffftttt!

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060724/capt.028bd9a1261c4c27a12abcaafb172c35.cheney_enemi es_armh102.jpg
In an attempt to make press conferences more entertaining the VP asks reporters to "Throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.......about what is happening in Iraq!"

[rappites]

http://mjhinton.net/slides/duhbya/bush-abdullah-8.jpg


I just wanted to say that it has been fun ripping the American's off with the oil prices and stop trying to french kiss me. I am having nightmares. . .

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://mjhinton.net/slides/duhbya/bush-abdullah-8.jpg

Brokeback Arabia

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060721/capt.sge.sno72.210706002142.photo00.photo.default-512x327.jpg

Despite years of ungodly peer pressure, Julia "Foothead" Miranda Sanchez
won fans over with her determination and gusto in the women's
gymnastics finals.

[omicron]

http://jedi.betterbox.net/omicron/rainbow.JPG

When Omicron got to the end of the rainbow, he truly found a treasure worth having.:lol:

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/28/asean5.jpg

"Pull my finger."

"Bitch, I don't think so."




.

[Outsydr]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/07/28/asean5.jpg
"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times..." growled Condi, "having blood in your booger does NOT mean you have lymphoma!!"

[rappites]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9539/bushrice1bfas6.jpg

O.K. . .Almost. . .Just one more minute. . Hold still. . .I am almost done. . .Haaaaa...

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060804/capt.sge.bxb99.040806200618.photo00.photo.default-366x512.jpg

Newlywed photos have begun appearing on the web for
for Tsui Lee and her new hubby, a personalized Gundam mecha.
Reports indicate she claimed a new lease on life after discovering the
mech warrior was able to meet many of her needs, both
social and personal. A honeymoon in Myrtle Beach, SC is planned.

[rappites]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k281/rappites/file010.jpg

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060813/capt.5d1005b7ec77449eb81b4ce4c8069a19.peace_mom_tx rh1105.jpg

Tryouts for the new "Hamburgler" replacement started this weekend in Washington D.C.

[Cncrman]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20060804/2006_08_04t025429_450x321_us_tennessee.jpg
Senate Majority leader Bill Frist finally makes his intentions known:

Kali mai...kali mai....

*Interns in the senate scream*
QUICK COVER YOUR HEART!!

[Kaeos]

You know who you are....

http://armchairgeneralist.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/big_cup_of_shut_the_fuck_up.jpg

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/08/14/smoke7.jpg

"Yo moms! Get me a beer while you're up, and be quick about it!"


.

[KingVoyeur]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f201/shawnledingham/LordoftheRing.jpg

Well that explains a lot! :lol: :eek:

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/08/23/chewy1.jpg

In one of the more unevenly matched events of the decade, the Cinninatti Wookies went on to beat the Miami Ewoks at a score of 235-6.


http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/08/23/camel10.jpg

Here we see a camel modeling the latest Cinescape security measures to stop spammers and trolls.




:D

[Penfold]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jhickle/ATT1.jpg

No, me first!

[KingVoyeur]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jhickle/ATT1.jpg

Some openings just can't handle double penetration....

[Trazalca]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060904/capt.sge.jyq81.040906075458.photo00.photo.default-316x512.jpg
Don't worry. Be happy!

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060905/capt.61b710dbca1e4629b0bed50b1b6f9f13.tv_view_odon nell_nyma105.jpg
"Eventually, my plan is to kick you off the show in the next coming weeks,
and finally get my freakin' show back on the air!"

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060820/capt.sge.fvw16.190806235915.photo00.photo.default-512x341.jpg
Smell it! Smell damm you!

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/09/07/phone12.jpg


Can you hear me now?



:D