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Asonokirk V 2.0
04-14-2006, 02:46 PM
From the earlier "drink" post, I got an idea for us to have some fun with recipes. The more, uh, "creative :)," the better.

Here is one to start with:

FOREST GUMBO:

12 Pine cones
12 oz's of Termites
1 gallon water
1 lb of leaves, any (be careful here :))
1 lb of meat (any forest animal you can catch, you might want to avoid skunks, though. Just a thought :))
1/2 lb of mushrooms, any you can find (I hear the red ones with the white speckles are real good, :))
1/2 lb of worms
6 oz of loam (to taste)
6 oz of dirt (to taste)

Mix all ingredients into large pot and simmer over a fire for 3-4 hours, or until pine cones are fully tenderized.

Garnish with pine needles to taste

After eating you will come to have a true understanding of the term: "explosive diarrhea." And probably some other things as well but we won't go there . . . :)

Lavoruis
04-15-2006, 06:45 PM
Swamp pie suprise
1 cup of swamp scum
1 one small bag of moss
1 one cup of gator chucks
1/2 of a cup of cayanne pepper
1/2 cup snake bits
1 small bag of assoreted insects must be fresh.
spiders, grasshoopers, ants, beetles
1/2 a crow parts beak, feet, eyes, etc.
1/2 possum chucks tail ears etc.
6 table spoons of salt
12 table spoons of pepper
cup of A1 steak sauce
1 onion
3 garlic cloves

cook for about 2hrs until done.