Caption This: Migration of the Wild Kittens!

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060122/i/r1392729805.jpg

OMG! I won! I really really won! I... ow! You're hurting me! Ow! Owwww!

[neglet]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060122/i/r1392729805.jpg

OUCH!! Why didn't anyone tell me not to use the double-sided sticky tape near the pubic hair! :eek:

[Kaeos]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060122/i/r1392729805.jpg

Announce the winner already! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!!:jumpie2:

[Jakester]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060122/i/r1392729805.jpg

I had to open my mouth this wide to fit it in!

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060120/i/r1399126235.jpg

This summer if you see one hearwarming terrorist movie, see John Lindh in "The Littlest Jihad"...

(He looks like a kid in this pic...so much anger, someone must have taken his "My Allah Buddy" doll)

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060124/capt.sge.dpq65.240106145215.photo00.photo.default-384x249.jpg

Scientists are still working to develop a thicker, more impenetrable grade
of condom for Jakester, but tests have proved unsuccessful in keeping
his manhood in check.

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060107/i/r3664734061.jpg

This year during the Summer Olympics a new sport for that slightly excited swimmer, the 300 meter c0ck stroke.

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060124/capt.dta10601240334.predators_red_wings_hockey_dta 106.jpg

And here we can witness the rarely seen mating of the Goalie and the Center. Areana officials are hopeful as it has been several years since the two have mated sucessfully.

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/01/24/gunmo3.jpg

"This is nothing, you should see him pilot the Space Shuttle."

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/01/24/icehole4.jpg


"'Let's do it on the ice,' she says..."

[Kaeos]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060124/capt.sge.dpq65.240106145215.photo00.photo.default-384x249.jpg

Doctors at the Cleveland Clinic Heart Center unvieled today, the state of the art artificial heart that will be transplanted into Vice President Dick Cheny. The new heart is a much larger, more powerful block of ice that Cheney currently has in his chest. Doctors are confident they can make him a colder, more evil man than before.....

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060125/i/r2911649759.jpg
"Where the hell did I put my shot glass?"

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060126/i/r3312742169.jpg
"COME ON!! I got like 2 minutes left in my 15 minutes of fame!!"

[Kaeos]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060126/i/r3312742169.jpg

(I remember this!)
*I must have dreamed a thousand dreams,
*Been haunted my a million screams
*But I can hear the marching feet
*They're moving into the street

*Can't you see this is a land of confusion


*Now this is the world we live in, Whoa,
*And these are the hands we're given, Whoa........

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060125/i/r2911649759.jpg

Alright guys - lets see what else we can stick in there.

[Intelligent_Design]

http://images6.theimagehosting.com/photo2.jpg

coming this fall to CBS
CSI:Roswell

[fastcar]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060129/capt.xits10101290940.japan_chocolate_xits101.jpg

This is nothing....you should see the Han Solo one.

[fastcar]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060130/capt.sge.for09.300106173251.photo01.photo.default-384x251.jpg


And Bert wept.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/images/funny-stuff/funny-pictures/gross.jpg

"That Tootsie Roll tasted funny..."

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/miserable_cat.jpg

Nothing like freshly washed.....nevermind....

[KingVoyeur]

http://wiw.org/~corey/beijing/sights/funny/weird-traffic-light-1024x768.JPG

Looks like government got involved again....

[Sgt. Awesome]

I don't get it...

[KingVoyeur]

Look at the streetlights, young grasshopper...

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060130/i/r3460761753.jpg

Ape 1: Okay. So what do you have for 16 across?
Ape 2: Eh- I need an 8 letter word for Cinescape's horniest poster.
Ape 1: Cncrman?
Ape 2: No. That's seven letters.
Ape 1: DarkJedi?
Ape 2: Nope. There's a letter E in the fourth spot.
Ape 1: Waveline?
Ape 2: Naw. He changed his name to something different.
Ape 1: Gosh. Who else can it be?

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060130/i/r3460761753.jpg

In Hollywood, plans are underway by Hollywood writers for a sequel to
this year's unchallenged megahit When a Stranger Calls.
The working title is currently When a Stranger Calls Again, and Is Put On Hold.

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060130/capt.sag19201300329.sag_awards_sag192.jpg

Not wanting to alienate their female demographic, Heath and Jake publicly
announced that their behavior was unaffected by the filming of
Brokeback Mountain, and that both still regard themselves
as "all man."

[KingVoyeur]

http://lifedistilled.com/images/50/bush.jpg

Monkey see, monkey do.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.gilliananderson.ws/news/images/ts_acabs.jpg

"But Scully, how will us dressing up like poofs lure the aliens?"

[Jarl]

Meanwhile, in the now defunct Yahoo Chat rooms...
sexkitten69: HEY ANY OF YOU GUYS WANNA SEE MY WET *****!!!11 LOL!!!
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/miserable_cat.jpg

-sorry.

[Sgt. Awesome]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060130/i/r3460761753.jpg

Yes, but Dr. Chimps, I agree with your calculations but you forgot to take into account the Crayola Theorum.

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Okay, caption these:




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/JakeIce.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/chimpGun.jpg

[American]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060130/i/r3460761753.jpg

Hey...can you understand this State of the Union speech?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/chimpGun.jpg

Events leading up to "The Planet of the Apes" as never seen before

[Cncrman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/JakeIce.jpg

Hello...hello...hello Echo...echo..echo...

[omicron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/chimpGun.jpg

Monkeys. FUNNY. Big automatic weapons. COOL. Therefore, this picture is the best picture ever.

Omicron

[KingVoyeur]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/chimpGun.jpg

George W.'s baby picture perhaps?

[KingVoyeur]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/webdev/JakeIce.jpg

Damnit, you told me you were post-op! Liar!

[KingVoyeur]

Caption this. I can't think of anything right now, I just know there's something here though...

http://www.pianomanfan.com/FunnyNewsPhotos/0036.jpg

http://recentrunes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/embarassment.jpg

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060201/i/r469963390.jpg

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton greets people with her head
near full implosion as she arrives for U.S. President George W. Bush's the State of the Union address at the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 31, 2006.

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060201/i/r469963390.jpg

The integrity of the squirrels' Hillary-bot finally begins to decay...

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060130/i/r1014602197.jpg

Mingus the ape struggles with his mid-term thesis on why
Tim Burton single-handedly curtailed the Planet of the Apes franchise.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.nabjconvention.org/fri/images/rice.jpg

"No, seriously, Bush's is really this big!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://ant.sillydog.org/blog/pic/monkey_n_cat.jpg

Conservative groups were furious today over the first mixed marriage. However, they backed down once the feces started flying from one partner's family.

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/02/braile7.jpg


Finally, an answer to that age old question.

[omicron]

http://www.rebel-son.com/images/gen1A-0205.jpg

"ok, if the wedding party from Alabama will step outside, your limo is waiting."

omi

[KingVoyeur]

http://smerritt.com/photos/copenhagen/Another%20weird%20statue%20in%20the%20botanical%20 gardens.jpg

Archaeologists were astounded to find that the Greeks were the true originators of disco.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.ghostweb.com/wng.jpg

The car, sick of Lucky repeatedly "marking his territory", decided to take matters into its own hands.

[Kaeos]

http://smerritt.com/photos/copenhagen/Another%20weird%20statue%20in%20the%20botanical%20 gardens.jpg

Archeologic evidence that Jakester's time travel machine actually does work. Note the look of dissapointment on the gladiator's face......

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.plaintivewail.com/uploaded_images/theman-726825.JPG

"Oh God, why was I in "The Man," what have I done to my career?!? I've got to end it all!! Goodbye, cruel, unforgiving Hollywood!!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.plaintivewail.com/uploaded_images/theman-726825.JPG

"I'll get that Steve Martin, how dare he blackmail me into Cheaper By the Dozen 2!! Must...destroy....negatives...from week....at....Fire Island..."

[neglet]

http://www.plaintivewail.com/uploaded_images/theman-726825.JPG

Hmm, maybe this isn't the best way to get rid of that fly on my nose....

[omicron]

Grrr hate when company firewall blocks the pictures. I can't tell if the captions are funny or not. :angry

Omi

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.i-pets.com/pics/away/flushing.jpg

"I thought that dream about eating a furry burger seemed a little too real!"

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.i-pets.com/pics/away/cocktail_hour.jpg

Animal Planet has a new late-night pay-per-view service...

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/kerrys_dog.jpg

No caption necessary.

[Trazalca]

http://www.i-pets.com/pics/away/cocktail_hour.jpg

Neglet kicks back and relaxes after a full day of posting and grammatical spanking.

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060122/capt.sge.cuw25.220106051816.photo00.photo.default-262x384.jpg
Times are tough in many countries due to unemployment. Here we see an out of work man holding a sign that reads "Will call Jihad for food"

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060206/i/r161305589.jpg
Gladys Knight strains to take 1st place in the Podunk Alabama 27th Annual Loudest Fart Contest.


EDIT: Is it wrong that I laugh at my own post every time I look at it? heehee

[Kaeos]

http://alan.levien.com/961104_07a.con.jpg

God I love this thread! Always makes me smile.:D
( this is NOT one of my kids)

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

It looks kind of like Jarrod, Kaeos. I wonder if there is something he should tell us?

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.sshep.com/TigerHug.jpg

The latest episode of "Wife Swap" goes horribly awry.

[DarkJedi]

It looks kind of like Jarrod, Kaeos. I wonder if there is something he should tell us?

Hmmmm, since I can't deny anything there....I think I'll still tell you something.




Water is wet.



Happy?

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Always the putz.

[DarkJedi]

I learn from the best.


Yes...yes...that would be you.


I really didn't have to spell that one out but what the hell...

[Bokchoi Cowboy]

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!


Seriously Jarrod, isn't this supposed to be about captions on pics? We need those long ago promised pics of you, mon capitan!

[KingVoyeur]

http://seawifs.gsfc.nasa.gov/OCEAN_PLANET/SQUID/strange_bedfellows.jpg

Shakespeare's first failed attempt at a play about two star-crossed lovers...

[KingVoyeur]

I think I've found the answer to the Jakester mystery....

http://toniandtuulia.blogspirit.com/files/korkeasaaressa_funny_animal.jpg

Zoo officials report that the rare and wild Jakester (pictured bottom-right) went missing a month ago and may be trying to blend in with normal humans. If anyone sees him, please contact police immediately.

:poke:

[Malenko]

http://www.rebel-son.com/images/gen1A-0205.jpg

After recieving her raise, Natalie went straight to the car dealership...

[Trazalca]

http://seawifs.gsfc.nasa.gov/OCEAN_PLANET/SQUID/strange_bedfellows.jpg

Reggie stretches as he wakes up from his secret tryst with his latest catch,
only to discover minutes later he caught a bad case of the crabs...

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060205/i/r1917970285.jpg

Lady stop. Please. Not today. I have a headache.

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060205/i/r1917970285.jpg

The real horror of makeup testing on animals.

[sickness]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060205/i/r1917970285.jpg

Look out. Mr. Bigglesworth is getting upset. And we all know what happens when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset.

[fastcar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/fastcar151/SteelerParade.jpg

250 thousand fans filled the streets to celebrate the Steelers Super Bowl XL win.




Honestly......this is almost an accurate description....minus the zombies and the chainsaws.

[DaForce]

http://sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/07/belgium1.jpg

"Too hard!! Too Hard!!"




http://sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/07/shoe7.jpg

No one was ever really able to figure out Ahmed's unique sense of humor.

[KingVoyeur]

http://sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/07/belgium1.jpg

Before it was tested on Clockwork Orange actor Malcolm McDowell, the brainwashing procedure was tested on animals. Who knows what diabolical behavior they were programmed with....

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.iment.com/maida/familytree/cousins/georgebush/images/carryingbarneyredleash-larrydowning-reuters-web.jpg

"Soon, my precious....soon we will shout our love to the world!"

[omicron]

http://sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/07/belgium1.jpg

"I swear to god, I didn't realize kitty was sitting on the roof of my car before I got onto the highway."

[KingVoyeur]

http://sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/07/belgium1.jpg

The day daddy got drunk and mistook the cat for a stress-relief toy...

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,464285,00.jpg

"Um, if we're down here, who's flying the plane...?"

[American]

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/593/twats4vi.jpg

Lowery: We know now there were no weapons of mass destruction over there.

Bush: But what you don't know, Rev, is that the IRS works for me.


Article to go with pic....Coretta Scott King's Funeral (http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7002313725)

[KingVoyeur]

http://pets.onas.ru/sushnjak.jpg

I swear, I don't have a drinking problem! Get off my back before I pop ya one!

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.goofyphotos.com/pets/bestfriends.jpg

"Don't judge our love!"

[DaForce]

http://www.goofyphotos.com/pets/bestfriends.jpg

"I swear, she said she was three!!!!"

[fastcar]

http://www.goofyphotos.com/pets/bestfriends.jpg

1yr old single furry, male, fixed, ISO plushie for inter-paraphilia fun.

[KingVoyeur]

http://store.good-doggie.com/images/InitialSet/sadie_frisbee_wet_2.jpg

"Jason? Where'd you go buddy? I swear, that little retard drives me crazy sometimes. All I wanted was a little catch. Probably went swimming, the deformed little freak."

All this time, Jason Voorhees was just looking for his dog...

[KingVoyeur]

http://animal-world.com/encyclo/featured_pets/Dog_Cat/Sadie/laughingsadie.jpg

AHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....stupid humans...

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060210/capt.dcsa10602100255.cia_leak_cheney_dcsa106.jpg

"Nyaaa, It's Curtains, See...Curtains...Nyaaaa"

(Sorry, channeling old Bugs Bunny Cartoons there for a moment)

[Cncrman]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060209/2006_02_08t211351_450x273_us_security_capital_test s.jpg

Ok Guys, remember to not cross the beams.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.gacancerfoundation.org/news/survivor_stories/rhonda_grayson/images/rhonda_grayson_skye.jpg

"Guys, I think she's gonna eat me..."

Moments later, she did indeed swallow Fido whole...

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg

Saddam: That's it! I've had it with you! From now on, I'm not eating a thing.
That's it. No more. I'm gonna go on a hunger strike on you.
I'll show you. I'm through eating till I'm president again and in charge!
And if I starve to death, my death will be on your head.
What do you think of that? Wanna call my bluff? Huh?
Go ahead punk. I'm not eatin' NOTHING from you people.

Judge (thinks): Ah. Finally there is a light at the end of this tunnel.

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060213/capt.sge.kmg80.130206213113.photo00.photo.default-331x380.jpg

Disaster struck on the red carpet earlier today when Joan Rivers's face
exploded with all the plastic surgery on her face coming undone without warning.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060213/capt.3019f13d4abe4ecd9ac649de20eb40ba.endangered_n o_more_wx106.jpg

The Eagles, wanting to start another Hell Freezes Over tour,
suddenly found themselves in a pool of melted ice as Hell came back on the rebound.

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg

"Hey c'mon on you guys, how come I'm the only one doing the tomahawk? Go team Hussein!"

[Trazalca]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg

Vendor: Popcorn! Peanuts! Ice-cold-BEER!

Saddam: Hey! Over here. I'll have a beer! Anyone here want to start a wave?

[KingVoyeur]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg

Saddam's just mad cause they put everyone in seperate playpens.

[DaForce]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg


"Make my funk the P-Funk!! I want to get funked up!"

[omicron]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg

"Woot woot woot woot! What do you mean, this went out with the Arsenio Hall Show?"

Omicron

[American]

http://www.gacancerfoundation.org/news/survivor_stories/rhonda_grayson/images/rhonda_grayson_skye.jpg

Hmm. I wonder if she tastes like chicken...


http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060214/capt.lon10602141001.iraq_saddam_trial__lon106.jpg

Hey Judge! Ya...you! How about getting me some food over here? I AM your President afterall!

[DaForce]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/17/pajamas6.jpg


Kim took Casual Fridays to an entirely new level.

[KingVoyeur]

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2006/02/17/pajamas6.jpg

"Um, Kim? The bet was over, like, a month ago...."

[Senormac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/jawsbigger.jpg

I cringe when I think about what happened to Bob last spring at that low place in the road......you know, out by Maneater Creek

[fastcar]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060213/capt.sge.kmg80.130206213113.photo00.photo.default-331x380.jpg

Courtney Love is going on tour to support her new crack habit....which is pretty much the same as the old crack habit.

[Kaeos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/jawsbigger.jpg

"In recent years, Land Shark has found his true calling in Emergency Rescue Services. A far cry from entering a room and eating fellow SNL castmates.

When True Hollywood Story: SNL returns Gumby finds himself in court....."

[KingVoyeur]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v668/Senormac/jawsbigger.jpg

The fire department tries a new Jaws of Life program with unfortunate results.

[Kaeos]

http://www.nabjconvention.org/fri/images/rice.jpg

"No, seriously, Bush's is really this big!"


http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/03/25/sprj.irq.pentagon/story.rumsfeld.jpg

"Well now I wouldn't go so far as to suggest that he's as small as Dr. Rice has eluded to, but keep in mind that while I have not directly briefed the President on the issue of size, I have reviewed the documentation with my support staff and in fact.........."