Well, I just spent some time with my two-year-old nephew. He's not gay. No way. How could I know since he's only two? He is transfixed by scantily-clad ladies. Whether it's Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard" or bikini girls on diet commercials, he's 100% there. Time will tell for sure, but I think it's a safe bet.
Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription . . . is more cowbell!