LOST - the musical!
I got bored. Try singing this to the tune of Obladi Oblada by The Beatles.
Desmond tried to sail his ship around the world
But he crashed upon a rocky shore.
Soon he found himself seated upon a chair
Inside a room with glowing maps upon a door.
Now he's Lost! Now he Lost! Now he's Lost - Crap!
Now poor Desmond's truly Lost!
Jack's a doctor, and he never asked to be
Leader of this scraggly little band.
Kate's a fugitive, she's running from the law
And Locke's a paraplegic - how come he can stand?
'Cause he's Lost! They're all Lost! They're all Lost - crap!
Now our friends are truly Lost!
In a couple of days, they sure missed their home sweet home.
Then a couple of guys called the Others came.
The Losties were not alone!
Cryptic numbers, Jacob, and a hatch or two.
Wonder what the heck is going on!
Monster ate the pilot! Look, a polar bear!
Answer some questions or the viewers will be gone.
'Cause we're Lost! We're all Lost! We are Lost - yeah!
All us viewers sure are Lost.
In a couple of months, they still missed their home sweet home.
Then a couple of guys parachuted in and they had a special phone!
Happy were the Losties! They were going home!
Jack said, "Let's get off this island, please."
Locke said, "Just a second! We don't know these guys,
Or why their boat is out there drifting on the seas."
So they're Lost! Yes, they're Lost! They're so Lost - Yeah!
All those guys are truly Lost!
And if you want some fun...watch Lost on ABC!
All shall love me and despair!