I have coworkers that listen to one radio talk show after another, all day long. UGGH.
Luckily I have my own office, but their area is close to mine, so once in awhile, I have to hear that cacaphonic sound of breaking glass dragged over a pebbly driveway aka Danny Bonaduce raping my eardrums!
As far as his hidden talent....There's actually a couple pics of it online, and a THIMBLE would be too roomy for it.
As if the general sight of him alone isn't enough to make one