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sickness · 03-10-2006, 09:56 AM

After years of taunting, teasing and beatings as a kid, I've finally gotten one over on both my brother and sister. I have more nieces and nephews than both of them. My sister-in-law gave birth to her and my brother's first child last night about 9pm. He's 7 weeks premature but a healthy 4 pounds, 15 ounces. Basically, he's a bag of sugar that this point.

So that puts me at 3 nieces and 2 nephews and officially makes me the one that all the kids will think is cool.

DaForce · 03-10-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by sickness

So that puts me at 3 nieces and 2 nephews and officially makes me the one that all the kids will think is cool.

At least until they grow older and wind up knowing better.

sickness · 03-10-2006, 10:25 AM

Hehehe... it's all about frame of reference. As long as their other aunts and uncles (my brother's and sister's in-laws and their significant others) aren't cooler than me, they'll never know.

I don't have a chance in hell, do I?

Bark · 03-10-2006, 12:36 PM

My nephew was born in March of 2004. I've been buying the March Playboys every year. When he turns 18, he'll get the stack. He has a pretty good collection, Sable and Torrie Wilson from the WWE, Debbie Gibson, and Willa Ford with a cover of Jessica Alba, which Alba is threatening to sue. Pretty good collector's items so far.

I'm a cool uncle too.

neglet · 03-10-2006, 01:34 PM

Gee, what if he grows up and is gay? Some great uncle you'll be then.

Bark · 03-12-2006, 08:02 AM

Ah, already taken into consideration Negs. If he's gay and gay is genetic, my niece may be gay. Then, she gets the magazines. However, if he's gay and she's straight, he can keep the magazines. Perhaps he will find the fashion articles fun to read? At the very least, he can trade with the straight kids at college, get money for the magazines. Trading porn at college is a lot like trading cigarettes in prison.

I have all the bases covered.

03-10-2006, 09:56 AM	#1
sickness Too busy getting some to watch sports.. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,983	Got any older siblings? Did they pick on you as a kid? After years of taunting, teasing and beatings as a kid, I've finally gotten one over on both my brother and sister. I have more nieces and nephews than both of them. My sister-in-law gave birth to her and my brother's first child last night about 9pm. He's 7 weeks premature but a healthy 4 pounds, 15 ounces. Basically, he's a bag of sugar that this point. So that puts me at 3 nieces and 2 nephews and officially makes me the one that all the kids will think is cool.

03-10-2006, 12:36 PM	#4
Bark Skinemax Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 1,784	My nephew was born in March of 2004. I've been buying the March Playboys every year. When he turns 18, he'll get the stack. He has a pretty good collection, Sable and Torrie Wilson from the WWE, Debbie Gibson, and Willa Ford with a cover of Jessica Alba, which Alba is threatening to sue. Pretty good collector's items so far. I'm a cool uncle too. __________________ Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription . . . is more cowbell!

03-10-2006, 01:34 PM	#5
neglet Queen of the Nerds Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Land of the Hand--Michigan! Posts: 4,723	Gee, what if he grows up and is gay? Some great uncle you'll be then. __________________ "O fan from me the witless chaff of such a writer!" --Shakespeare

03-12-2006, 08:02 AM	#6
Bark Skinemax Aficionado Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 1,784	Ah, already taken into consideration Negs. If he's gay and gay is genetic, my niece may be gay. Then, she gets the magazines. However, if he's gay and she's straight, he can keep the magazines. Perhaps he will find the fashion articles fun to read? At the very least, he can trade with the straight kids at college, get money for the magazines. Trading porn at college is a lot like trading cigarettes in prison. I have all the bases covered. __________________ Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription . . . is more cowbell!

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03-10-2006, 10:25 AM	#3
sickness Too busy getting some to watch sports.. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,983	Hehehe... it's all about frame of reference. As long as their other aunts and uncles (my brother's and sister's in-laws and their significant others) aren't cooler than me, they'll never know. I don't have a chance in hell, do I?