Top 10 Reasons to switch Hotels.

[DarkJedi]

Yes...the same hotel I've stayed for a good three years off and on...

And the Top 10 reasons are.....

10. Elevator room sets on fire at 2:00 in the morning last year and we all are forced to stare from a distance in the freaking cold.

9. Man slips into coma, taken to the hospital and then dies.

8. Man who slips into coma and dies leaves a nasty calling card as a farewell present.

7. Police and City officials knock on Jarrod's door and all his neighbors saying they have to evacuate the building.

6. Jarrod and neighbors freeze in silence as Fire Department, 20 cop cars arrive.

5. After 2 hours of staring at hotel from 1000 yards away, the Bomb Squad pulls up.

4. The recently departed man's room has something that looks like wired explosives in his room.

3. The Bomb Squad, upon inspection is forced to send in the robot and find the wired device and 2 bombs found....

2. The Robot in a very painfully slow process removes the bombs, devices, etc and self detonates them in a safe spot on location.

AND THE.....

1. The room who's person has died and which had wired explosives is 75 feet away from my room.


Yep....time to leave.

[Minion]

Holy shi.....why the hell did the dude wire his hotel room with 'splosions?!

Minion: And where can I get his business card?

[DarkJedi]

I'm not sure, bro. What it seemed to be was pipe bombs wired together..at least according to the reports I'm hearing today from everyone nearby.

I'd really like to know why he went into coma...I know the guy was a recluse because while we all were standing out there watching events unfold, none of us could remember him. The only thing we all knew was that his car never left the parking spot it was. It was never moved.

Crazy stuff .....

[Monic]

Scary. Glad you're ok. :hugs: attack!