Corrupt-a-wish (Game Thread)

[Kaeos]

Originally Posted by Al-Dog

I wish for whirled peas.

Shazaam!

Your standing there, happily pouring your freshly steamed peas into your brand new bullet blender when some of the juice drips down the side and causes a short which ignites a fire in the electrical box inside the wall. Your house burns to the ground.




I wish for a brand new car!

[Bark]

POOF! You have a brand new car. Too bad you didn't pay for it. You're now going to prison for 10-20 years for grand theft auto. Bubba has taken a liking to you . . .

I wish those who think the moon landings were faked would be magically transported to the moon so they can verify it for themselves, without any spacesuits.

[Nostromo]

FWAP! Your wish is granted PLUS you get to watch from lunar orbit as exploding bodies stain the Sea of Tranquility with crimson gore. However upon your safe return to Earth, you will be ridculed by your peers for suggesting that OJ Simpson and James Brolin did land on Mars. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077294/

I wish Season 4 of BSG would start this October instead of January 2008! N

[Bark]

POOF! The new season starts in October. It's a musical episode. It's also the best episode of Season 4.

I wish I could read women's minds at will. (Braces self. )

[neglet]

SHAZAAM! You can now tell exactly what a woman is thinking.

... and it crushes your self-worth when you discover that actually they don't think about you at all, but are instead contemplating the joys of chocolate and new shoes.

I wish my joints weren't getting so rickety. Honestly, you could call me Rice Krispies, it's all SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! when I stretch.

[rappites]

~~Poof~~

You are no longer rickety like Rice Krispies. But, you have to start life all over. You are now back in diapers.


I wish daycare where we lived did not cost $200 a week. So, I can go back to work.

[Kaeos]

[quote=rappites;64054I wish daycare where we lived did not cost $200 a week. So, I can go back to work.[/quote]

*trumpets playing*

There is a call on your answering machine right now offering you a great new job, perfectly suited to your specific skills and merits and best of all it has FREE daycare for your little one!


Unfortunately, you'll also be watching around 16 other little kids at the daycare along with your own.




I wish I could visit Australia.