Here you go Colmatrix!!!

[Al-Dog]

I want Paris Hilton to go to jail, and I want them to give whatever training and equipment needed to the inmates so that they can film a “Simple Life 3” (or what ever number it’s up to).

Now that would be entertaining television.

[neglet]

Originally Posted by kah

Paris is beautiful??

Really?

Because she looks like an used-up, inbred truck stop whore to me.

Really, Kah. I don't think it's appropriate to call Paris a whore.










Because you know she likely gives it away for free.

[kah]

I didn't call her a prostitute.









Although, that would likely be considered a compliment in her case.

[SinisterPryde]

I'm sure most whores and prostitutes don't appreciate the comparisons. After all, some of them still have some dignity and respect for themselves.

[fastcar]

Hey Paris....




I hope she gets shanked.

[Trazalca]

Well how about that. She finally owns up.

From IMDB.com-

Hilton: "I'm Ready To Face the Consequences"

Socialite Paris Hilton has hit back at criticism she is refusing to take responsibility for driving with a suspended license, insisting she is "ready to face the consequences." The 26-year-old is set to spend 45 days in a California correctional facility after she was found guilty in court last Friday of violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest. At the hearing, Hilton claimed her long-term representative Elliot Mintz had repeatedly informed her that her license had been suspended for only 30 days and that she could still drive for work-related matters. But Hilton, who is in the process of appealing her jail sentence, wants to make clear she realizes how serious driving under the influence is. She says: "After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should - no matter how slightly. I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

Good to read. Maybe she does have a soul after all.

[rappites]

Yeah, maybe she does have a sould after all.

But, she still sounds like this....

[colmatrix]

Now just make sure she gets roomed with "Big Bertha", the gal whose temper just can't be kept under control.