02-05-2006, 11:01 AM
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On a "Last Crusade" for snacks
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"Titanic" The Love Boat of the early 20th century, the antics of the wacky crew and love sick passengers lead to some hilarious consequences . . . "Million Dollar Baby" Is how much this pimp thinks he can get from his new 'ho over the life of her career in prostitution. The drama and horrors of the street life have never been presented so raw . . . I'll stop now.
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02-05-2006, 03:43 PM
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Thinks Phantoms is the bomb, yo!
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http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2681267?htv=12
Spooky film. -"In the Summer of 1961, 14 blocks of Manhattan's West Side were quarantined. The source of the outbreak is still unknown. Those who survived spent the next 3 days defending themselves against the infected."
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You know, his dudeness, or duder, or "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing... A mayyitan ma qadirun yatabaqa sarmadi
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02-05-2006, 06:39 PM
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I asked for a custom title and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
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And another great mashup...Romance Of The Jedi.
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02-11-2006, 07:25 AM
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Returned from a black hole
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02-11-2006, 11:16 AM
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Official captain of love boat, Nimbus.
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Location: The Lovenasium, DOOP starship Nimbus
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Ooh ooh ooh, what was the name of that film where Tarantino has a cameo and all he talks about is how Top Gun is all just one big gay metaphor? My mind has gone completely blank
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02-13-2006, 04:43 AM
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Skinemax Aficionado
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Sid (Quentin Tarantino): You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest f***ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun. Duane (Todd Field): Oh, come on. Sid: Top Gun is f***ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their d***s around. Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the f***ing line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways. Duane: What about Kelly McGillis? Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the f***, what the f*** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting f***ing force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they f***ing land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last f***ing line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! F***in' A, man!
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02-13-2006, 05:49 AM
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Smell the untainted newbie freshness.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hollywood
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Did That Guy Talk To Our Director?
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02-24-2006, 11:15 PM
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Smell the untainted newbie freshness.
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good stuff
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02-25-2006, 09:52 AM
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Two men enter, one man leaves. I kill man leaving & laugh.
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