Ladies and Gentlemen...

[SinisterPryde]

Say good-bye to Lionel Hutz and say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

[Al-Dog]

Originally Posted by Gentlemen Death

Have you done that before AL-Dog??? Wait, I suppose you could not tell us......

Not me, it’s just one of those fantasies, the grown-up version of thinking about running away from home when you were a kid.

At this stage of my life I have more to lose than I’d gain.

[Al-Dog]

Originally Posted by SinisterPryde

Say good-bye to Lionel Hutz and say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Go for it! You’ve already got a cool name pick out.

[Bill_the_Pony]

I dunno, then name Sanchez has a dirty ring to it.

[Trazalca]

Miguel? Alejandro would sound so much more exotic.
With a name like that, you could pose as a Tennis tutor
for the rich ladies in the county. The possibilities...
Oh, and thank you for bringing out the Jewish mother
in me. I had no idea what she was doing in there, and I'm Puerto Rican!

[SinisterPryde]

Did nobody catch that was a Simpsons reference?

Or does nobody care?

[Gentlemen Death]

Sorry, I just got done licking my nipples.... Another thing to do with your nipples..check! And on we go to try other stuff....

[Immortal1982]

Originally Posted by Trazalca

You know, it's funny you should say that.
I got one question for you: WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL HAPPENED???

You were SUPPOSED to go to law school. But no. You just had to keep
hanging out with those goth kids at school, letting them drag you to those
damned Robert Smith Kareoke parties into the wee hours.

You were just determined to burn that midnight oil, weren't you?
But you don't care. No. You don't care about me. You just go on caring
about yourself. It's always about you. All these years feeding you.
Putting a roof over your head. One time I let you go see the Misfits when
they were in town, and this is what I get for it?
And when you came back smelling of beer, wearing that black mascara running
down your sweaty face, I thought the zombie version of my son was coming
back to haunt me and eat my brains out! Why? Why did you do this to me?

Was law school so bad? Was it the bar exam? Did I push you too hard?
I let you put a nail through your tongue, and this is how you repay me?

You break my heart..... all these years... (sniff) watching you grow up....
(sniff-sniff)... and now this???

I can't talk right now. My day is ruined. RUINED I tell you.
Where the hell is my Schnapps??? I need a drink.

Damn Traz.

And i was just thinking your rants were getting softer with age.