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Two men enter, one man leaves. I kill man leaving & laugh.
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Make up your own witty responses!
Alec: For England, James? Bond: No, for gay marriage. Alec: For England, James? Bond: No, for personal reasons that I don't feel like getting into at the moment. Alec: For England, James? Bond: No. Alec:...then what for? Bond: I mean, No. Doctor No. I've decided to take him up on his offer to join SPECTRE. Alec: OOOOH! You're going to join some other guy's evil organization, but not with your BEST FRIEND'S evil organization! Bond: In a word, yes. Alec: Back stabber! Bond: Don't you mean...*Bond lets go of Alec*...friend dropper?
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Bond Girl
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 960
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For England James?
No, for the United States. Since they finance the movies anyway...
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In love with my remote control.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: London
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Ooooooooh !
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James, why can't you be a good boy and die?
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The steam pipe trunk distribution venue
Posts: 324
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In keeping with the theme of my screen name...
Alec: For England, James? Bond: No, for Gondor.
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One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. I'm just saying, one of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress. |
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Bond Girl
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 960
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American Cthulu
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Alec: For England, James?
Bond: No, for those little biscuits Q makes. Alec: For England, James? Bond: No, for that swirly you gave me in prep school, you bastard!
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"If you're referring to the one night we slept together, I'd talk about your cock but I've got respect for the dead!" - From Vampire Lesbians of Sodom by Charles Busch |
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