11-22-2006, 07:38 AM
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Unkillable since 1982
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Location: Northeast Pennsylvania
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And now for something completely different.....
"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.."
"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it." [Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!" Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it's turkey to eat So good Adam Sandler: "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it. But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping. Here we go... Thanks anyways" Turkey for me Turkey for you Let's eat the turkey In my big brown shoe Love to eat the turkey At the table I once saw a movie With Betty Grable Eat that turkey All night long Fifty million Elvis fans Can't be wrong Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite That's right Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you and Turkey for me Can't believe Tyson Gave that girl V.D. White meat, dark meat You just can't lose I fell off my moped And I got a bruise Turkey in the oven And the buns in the toaster I'll never take down My Cheryl Tiegs poster Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil Turkey and sweet potato pie Sammy Davis Jr. Only had one eye Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys My favorite kind of pants Are corduroys Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel I wish turkey Only cost a nickel Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving everybody! 
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11-22-2006, 11:12 AM
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"Don't mess with me, I'll scratch your eyes out!"
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Boing...boing...boing...
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Re: And now for something completely different.....
Maniacs want to say`about damn time' to JakeMan
The Mania forum couple arrived this week in the Indian Ocean island chain after exchanging wedding vows Saturday in a 15th-century castle in Bracciano, Italy, outside Rome. Jakester, 44, and Cncrman, 27, are staying on a yacht near the capital of Malle, chief government spokesman Mohamed Hussain Darkjedi told The Associated Press by phone Wednesday. "People would really love to meet them, show their culture and say`took you long enough' at the least," Darkjedi said. It wasn't immediately known if the couple had been formally asked to meet with local people. "People are really curious and they feel they should show some of their culture, especially dancing," the Mania admin said. The Maniac Threads, an archipelago of 1,192 islands, is famed for its beaches, luxury resorts, and rampant grammar spankings. "We understand they may be planning to do island hopping," Darkjedi said, "or hopping of some kind."
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11-22-2006, 12:38 PM
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All the good shit happens when I leave. You bastards!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Re: And now for something completely different.....
:Laugh: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Priceless.
And thanks for making me younger. What can I say, Jakie poo is my sugar daddy. |
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11-22-2006, 05:54 PM
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It's all about the boobies!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Whoronto
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Re: And now for something completely different.....
Damn, I'm almost over the hill!
I likes to get me some young tail, though. Mmmmm....CSM nookie!
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11-24-2006, 09:52 PM
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Have a sip of my "special" cocktail.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: at Home or Work or Play...feel the Awesomeness!
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