02-14-2006, 07:00 AM
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Give me gifts and I'll let you touch me.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Wiping off my dick on the curtains.
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OK, so who's the Head Bigshot 'round these parts?
Who's the bull-goose-loony?
The local Fonzie? The neighborhood Spiderman? The Cinescape Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah? Reason bein' that him and me is gonna have it out in the prison yard during exercise. [cracks knuckles] There's a new shurriff in town. And I'm all hopped up on quaaludes, Pop Rocks, and wine coolers.* Put yourselves on notice. *And don't gimme none of that horsepuckey about wine coolers being for housewives and little girls. Remember Bartles and Jaymes? You never heard Bartles talk, did you? That's 'cause Bartles was the toughest, meanest son-of-a-bitch that ever blessed the earth with the imprint of his foot. Remember that first Jurassic Park movie? That Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Bartles was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. And Bartles was the only man I ever knew that could slam a revolving door. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, ya mamby-pamby little princesses. |
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02-14-2006, 07:04 AM
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Don't ask the perverts here for the acronym of my name.
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And I believe you're looking for Romy. |
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02-14-2006, 07:29 AM
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Queen of the Nerds
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Land of the Hand--Michigan!
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No, I believe you're looking for a poster by the name of "SlamShut." He was so tough he blew this popsicle stand, looking for rougher, tougher posters with whom to spar. We weren't worthy.
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02-14-2006, 07:34 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Whoronto
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If you're looking for the guy who runs the joint, it's odj. If you're looking for the guy who makes odj his bitch, it's me.
Wine coolers are for pussies.
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02-14-2006, 07:35 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
Join Date: Jan 2006
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'Course, Moop is right. Romy would send him home a-cryin' to momma.
Meh.
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02-14-2006, 07:48 AM
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All the good shit happens when I leave. You bastards!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Why do I keep reading this thread title as "Big Headshot"?
It makes me giggle. |
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02-14-2006, 07:50 AM
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Have a sip of my "special" cocktail.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: On your Six.
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He said "head".
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02-14-2006, 07:51 AM
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Moderator?
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sacramento, California
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Ha! That was funny Jakester! You really know who has always had the power to turn whomever into "his bitch". Especially you, monkey-boy.  As far as Slamshut, that trash was taken out a long time ago. Picture a gelding.....castrati....choir-boy altered so he can sing soprano....
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02-14-2006, 09:14 AM
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Give me gifts and I'll let you touch me.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Wiping off my dick on the curtains.
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DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOUBLE-POST IN MY TOPIC, SON? Hell, I like you, junior. You and me are gonna be BEST FRIENDS. Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!!! Look how excited she is!!!!  What time you comin' over, pal? |
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02-14-2006, 09:18 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Whoronto
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Goddamn, she's HOT! Can I fuck her twice? Will you watch?
I'd let you join in, but I think you'd best wait 'til you get some pubes. Besides, I'm sure you spank it while she's in the shower anyway.
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