|03-28-2007, 11:11 AM||#1|
Two men enter, one man leaves. I kill man leaving & laugh.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: New Scotland, according to the Romans
The four word film review
Ghost Rider - Cage has hell toupee.
The Fellowship Of The Ring - Hobbit gains elf-respect.
28 Days Later - Sneeze and then dismember.
Star Wars: Episode I - TPM - Poor little orphan Ani.
American Pie - Passion Of The Crust.
The Blair Witch Project - Tense. Intense. In tents....or...America's Phoniest Home Video.
Top Gun - On Wings of Egos.
Matrix Reloaded - More yappy, less slappy.
I, Robot - Smith works his Asimov.
Pirates Of The Caribbean - High-sea dead people.
Wild Hogs - Born to be mild.
Blades Of Glory - You skate classy, Burgundy.
Break me off a piece of that fancy feast.