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We want a new title now, dammit!
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Santa Rosa, CA
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Alright, lets try another shall we. Now to me, this is a classic, and if you have not seen it you must!
Top Secret "Hillary. That's an unusual name. " "It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'." "I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick." "Nick? What does that mean?" "Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."
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Official captain of love boat, Nimbus.
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I love the exchange between Val Kilmer and "Chocolate Mousse":
"Can I have a drink of that?" "Of course." *Spits drink out in disgust* "What the hell is that stuff?" "Gasoline."
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At best, he's shady and ambiguous. At worst, he's just creepy.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Outside your window, smiling...
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Martin: Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
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Official captain of love boat, Nimbus.
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Deja Vu: "Have I seen you before Monsieur?"
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