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SinisterPryde · 05-13-2007, 11:21 PM

So today, at work, a friend of mine casually brings up the idea of sex with Rosie O'Donnel. I won't get into how that came up, it is a long and disturbing story. Needless to say, I told him that I would rather have my lower extremities licked clean by a dog than get within a mile of a naked Rosie. Which brings me to point. I will start by giving you a (hopefully) bad scenario. Then you will tell the rest of us what you would rather do than that thing mentioned. Then, you get to pick the next bad scenario and so on.

So I'll start of light:

Attending a Micheal Bolton/Kenny G concert.

kah · 05-14-2007, 12:35 PM

bikini wax

Sex with Jakester.

Kaeos · 05-14-2007, 04:09 PM

maintain my dignity by running nude through razorblades while being doused with lemon juice.

Jakester · 05-15-2007, 09:32 AM

If I had a heart, it'd be breaking.

Change Britney's tampon after a two hour stage show.

kah · 05-15-2007, 09:46 AM

have sex with Jakester.

Wax an orangutan.

SinisterPryde · 05-15-2007, 10:16 PM

wear a tutu ans sing...wait, wax an orangutan? That sounds like fun!

Have dinner with President Bush...

fetishfem · 05-16-2007, 07:22 AM

do Rosie's mother

sickness · 05-16-2007, 07:59 AM

Talk to a Republican.

Hey, believe it or not, it's easier talking to a glassy-eyed, robotic prick who wants to let you know you're going to hell when he's actually priming himself for it than dig up 6 feet of dirt.

Wait. 6 feet. That's not so bad.

Sadness · 05-16-2007, 05:35 PM

waste more of everyones time with bullshit!!!!!

Woodwraith · 05-17-2007, 03:57 AM

SinisterPryde just made me ill with that mental image. Yuck!

05-13-2007, 11:21 PM	#1
SinisterPryde At best, he's shady and ambiguous. At worst, he's just creepy. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Outside your window, smiling... Posts: 1,043	I would rather... So today, at work, a friend of mine casually brings up the idea of sex with Rosie O'Donnel. I won't get into how that came up, it is a long and disturbing story. Needless to say, I told him that I would rather have my lower extremities licked clean by a dog than get within a mile of a naked Rosie. Which brings me to point. I will start by giving you a (hopefully) bad scenario. Then you will tell the rest of us what you would rather do than that thing mentioned. Then, you get to pick the next bad scenario and so on. So I'll start of light: Attending a Micheal Bolton/Kenny G concert. __________________ I'm not a compulsive liar I used to aspire to be dark and mysterious, but I think the best I ever got was shady and ambiguous

05-14-2007, 12:35 PM	#2
kah Puts the "tender" in "bartender" ... oh, who are we kidding! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Purgatory Posts: 4,974	Re: I would rather... bikini wax Sex with Jakester. __________________

05-14-2007, 04:09 PM	#3
Kaeos Unstable. Chaotic. Nifty. Fundamental. This is how I roll. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Duh! On The Air at Ustream.tv! Posts: 2,706	Re: I would rather... maintain my dignity by running nude through razorblades while being doused with lemon juice. __________________ www.chaoticradiolive.com

05-15-2007, 09:32 AM	#4
Jakester It's all about the boobies! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Whoronto Posts: 5,423	Re: I would rather... If I had a heart, it'd be breaking. Change Britney's tampon after a two hour stage show. __________________

05-15-2007, 09:46 AM	#5
kah Puts the "tender" in "bartender" ... oh, who are we kidding! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Purgatory Posts: 4,974	Re: I would rather... have sex with Jakester. Wax an orangutan. __________________

05-15-2007, 10:16 PM	#6
SinisterPryde At best, he's shady and ambiguous. At worst, he's just creepy. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Outside your window, smiling... Posts: 1,043	Re: I would rather... wear a tutu ans sing...wait, wax an orangutan? That sounds like fun! Have dinner with President Bush... __________________ I'm not a compulsive liar I used to aspire to be dark and mysterious, but I think the best I ever got was shady and ambiguous

05-16-2007, 07:22 AM	#7
fetishfem Smell the untainted newbie freshness. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 2	Re: I would rather... do Rosie's mother __________________ What is that ? ~ Suck it and see.

05-16-2007, 07:59 AM	#8
sickness Too busy getting some to watch sports.. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,983	Re: I would rather... Talk to a Republican. Hey, believe it or not, it's easier talking to a glassy-eyed, robotic prick who wants to let you know you're going to hell when he's actually priming himself for it than dig up 6 feet of dirt. Wait. 6 feet. That's not so bad. __________________ "A person's worth and financial status should not depend on what womb he comes from." "I do not believe in dynastic wealth." -Fortune 400 member Warren Buffet (#2, $46.0B) "I believe... A good life should be something which is achieved, it should not be delivered as a result of the womb you happened to start out from." -Fortune 400 member Bill Gates to Congress (#1, $53.0B)

05-16-2007, 05:35 PM	#9
Sadness Smell the untainted newbie freshness. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Too busy getting even to notice Posts: 12	Re: I would rather... waste more of everyones time with bullshit!!!!! __________________ "A person's worth and financial status should not depend on what POLITICAL OFFILIATION he comes from." "I do not believe in RUINING GOOD FORUMS." -Fortune 400 member Warren Buffet "I believe... A good life should be something which is achieved, it should not be delivered as a result of the UNNECESSARY DRAMA YOU START FOR NO REASON." -Fortune 400 member Bill Gates to Congress

05-17-2007, 03:57 AM	#10
Woodwraith Sneaking up behind you under cover of darkness. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Lurking in the Shadows Posts: 724	Re: I would rather... SinisterPryde just made me ill with that mental image. Yuck! __________________ Don't stand up while room is in motion.

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