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Dude, we told you, everyone has nipples because they grow on the foetus before the foetus gets a gender.
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Unstable. Chaotic. Nifty. Fundamental. This is how I roll.
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Sure, but your missing his point. The biology part, sure we all get 2 eyes, 2 nipples, 10 fingers, 1 azzhole and 10 toes.
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Stop making my brain hurt!
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Why are we here at all?
Oh, and by the way. I think men can produce milk. If they stimulate them enough. It is not like women. Where I could have squirted you across the room after a pregnancy. But, you could have some leaking. You can also develope breast cancer too ya know. |
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We want a new title now, dammit!
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That is funny that you mentioned that, i just got done feeling my chest. ANd I painted smiley faces on my nipples, so there are fun things you can do with them. You just need to try and figure a use for them..
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Yeah, it's like that
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You can milk just about anything with nipples.
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At best, he's shady and ambiguous. At worst, he's just creepy.
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I know men have the glands for producing milk, though they remain largely inert. Since it takes specific hormones to activate those glands, I doubt men will produce milk short of some weird body chemistry.
That being said, sometimes I feel like the shirt around my nipple is wet like I was leaking, only its always dry.
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Have a sip of my "special" cocktail.
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Hmmm ... lactation envy? N
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Nah, as the great Steve Martin once said, "I could never be a woman. I'd spend all day at home playing with my breasts."
Besides, I think we men leak enough, um, fluids. Leaking from there would just be too much.
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Have a sip of my "special" cocktail.
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