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02-23-2006, 10:19 PM
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Give me gifts and I'll let you touch me.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Wiping off my dick on the curtains.
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One last piece of joy before I toddle off to watch TV and then hit the sack...
You know, the Joker really is a fucking bastard.
Want proof? Okay. Proof: 
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02-23-2006, 10:35 PM
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Have a sip of my "special" cocktail.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: at Home or Work or Play...feel the Awesomeness!
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02-24-2006, 05:14 AM
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Thinks Phantoms is the bomb, yo!
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I had that giant sized coloring book when I was a kid. The best part is how Batman beats him in the end. The Joker is demanding a million dollars from this one guy, and Batman tells him to go ahead and do it. Bats hands the Joker a regular-sized envelope, and the Joker's laughing it up, saying "Looks like I finally beat you, Batman!" But the laugh was on him. When he opened up the envelope back at his headquarters, he found... a check made out to the Joker for 1 million dollars. Oops, he can't cash the check. He'd be arrested on the spot!!!
The obvious question: What the fuck did the Joker think was in the goddamn envelope? A million dollar bill?
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02-24-2006, 05:30 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Whoronto
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That Joker...he's a bad, bad man. With green hair.
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02-24-2006, 05:51 AM
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Returned from a black hole
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That was the Joker's biggest boner.
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02-24-2006, 07:18 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Whoronto
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Naw, THIS is the Joker's biggest boner!
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02-24-2006, 08:02 AM
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Fantasizes about Ghost Rider wearing leather chaps.
Join Date: Jan 2006
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02-24-2006, 08:30 AM
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Love never blows up and gets killed.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: San Francisco
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Here's a little something under those same lines...
http://www.superdickery.com/galleries.html The webpage was titled at one point "Superman is a dick". |
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02-24-2006, 11:27 AM
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Skinemax Aficionado
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Frederick, MD
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Dang that Joker! Will his evil scheming know an end!?!
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02-24-2006, 11:43 AM
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Queen of the Nerds
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Land of the Hand--Michigan!
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 although calling them "dumb bitches" would've been "superduperdickery." 
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