03-03-2006, 06:28 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish (Game Thread)
The rules are simple. 1 person makes a wish, The next person who posts, corrupts it.
Example: I wish for World Peace. The World is now ruled by Canadians.... --------------------------------------------------------- I wish i had a million dollars.
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03-03-2006, 07:02 AM
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"Don't mess with me, I'll scratch your eyes out!"
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Due to new tax laws, you now must hand over 85% of it to government.
I wish for a fully loaded Ford F-150, with sunroof, multi-disk player, 4-doors, and unbelievable gas mileage. 
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03-03-2006, 07:04 AM
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American Cthulu
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*POOF* You're driving your new F-150 at 75 mph down an LA freeway being chased by cops with a dead hooker in the bed.
I wish I lived rent-free in a Manhattan penthouse.
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03-03-2006, 07:06 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
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You do, but it's owned by a mafioso who is taken down in the penthouse. The cops think you were involved.
I wish I was having sex with kahlan with no chance of my wife finding out.
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03-03-2006, 07:18 AM
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Your wife finds out, and the alimony and child support will be twice as much as your salary.
------------------------------------ I wish i was president of the usa.
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03-03-2006, 07:38 AM
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It's all about the boobies!
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Luke, you missed this:
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03-03-2006, 07:44 AM
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All the good shit happens when I leave. You bastards!
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Ok fine, you wife doesn't find out, but your kids are the one to catch you and start telling everyone else in the family that "Daddy was 'wrestling' with some other lady"
Happy there Chuckles... I wish I had a great house overlooking the ocean. |
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03-03-2006, 07:48 AM
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Shaken and Stirred
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You do have a great house overlooking the ocean that's built on an extremely unstable shale cliff on a fault line by a nuclear reactor...
I wish I had a really fat ass... |
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03-03-2006, 07:50 AM
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American Cthulu
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You've got an overweight donkey in your living room and PETA is knocking on your door...
I wish I could fly like Superman.
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03-03-2006, 07:53 AM
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Problem is your body cant handle the stress, and causes you to fall to your death.
--------------------------------- I wish i had a harvard university education.
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