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Meathead · 03-03-2006, 07:57 AM

You get the Harvard education, but your professors only teach "Intelligent Design"

I wish Pam Anderson would fall in love with me.

Jakester · 03-03-2006, 08:04 AM

You get Hep C and Tommy Lee suddenly starts getting jealous.

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I wish I were able to deliver unequivocal scientific proof that God does, in fact, exist.

KingVoyeur · 03-03-2006, 08:04 AM

You're her favorite vibrator, but Tommy Lee and Kid Rock like you too...

I wish I could sell a screenplay for $5 million

Immortal1982 · 03-03-2006, 08:05 AM

You do, but you forget to read the fine print and owe 5 million to the studio.
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I wish i had good-paying job that didn't involve sex.

Malenko · 03-03-2006, 08:07 AM

Pam falls in love with you, but as is her way, 2 months later she leaves you for a rock star, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

I wish I had a Fortress of Solitude, just like Superman

KingVoyeur · 03-03-2006, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Malenko

I wish I had a Fortress of Solitude, just like Superman

Your mom finally puts a lock on the basement door where you're still living at 40.

I wish I could write the great American novel.

Meathead · 03-03-2006, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by HighSky

I wish i had good-paying job that didn't involve sex.

You get the good paying job cleaning up the sets after porn shoots...

I wish I had a kick ass recipe book...

Cncrman · 03-03-2006, 08:11 AM

Ha Ha, three responses to one wish...ok boys, buckle up, here we go:

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Originally Posted by Jakester

I wish I were able to deliver unequivocal scientific proof that God does, in fact, exist.

POOF: You find it, and are about to present it, but seconds before you utter your first word a comet hits the earth. Vishnu got pissy.

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Originally Posted by KingVoyeur

I wish I could sell a screenplay for $5 million

BAMF: You get your wish, but it happens to be the most offensive movie ever made and every religious group actually BANDS TOGETHER to get you personally. You spend the 5 mill in short order trying to run for your life.

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Originally Posted by HighSky

I wish i had good-paying job that didn't involve sex.

BOING: Congrats, you are now in charge of a very financially affluent leaper colony.

Meathead · 03-03-2006, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingVoyeur

I wish I could write the great American novel.

You do, but it's only popular with the Jerry Springer set...

I wish I had a kick-ass recipe book

Cncrman · 03-03-2006, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Meathead

I wish I had a kick-ass recipe book

You get it, and you even get a show on the Food Network, but sadly in the end, they realize you stole all the recipes from a nice old lady. You are hated and geered wherever you go. Anytime you near a retirement community you have to walk a little faster before bedpans get tossed at your head.

(Doh, forgot my wish)

I wish I didn't have to go into this 3 hour long meeting I have to be in.

03-03-2006, 08:04 AM	#12
Jakester It's all about the boobies! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Whoronto Posts: 5,423	You get Hep C and Tommy Lee suddenly starts getting jealous. ----------- I wish I were able to deliver unequivocal scientific proof that God does, in fact, exist. __________________

03-03-2006, 08:04 AM	#13
KingVoyeur American Cthulu Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In some f*cked up dimension. They don't even have pie! Posts: 3,988	You're her favorite vibrator, but Tommy Lee and Kid Rock like you too... I wish I could sell a screenplay for $5 million __________________ "If you're referring to the one night we slept together, I'd talk about your cock but I've got respect for the dead!" - From *Vampire Lesbians of Sodom* by Charles Busch

03-03-2006, 08:05 AM	#14
Immortal1982 Unkillable since 1982 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Northeast Pennsylvania Posts: 615	You do, but you forget to read the fine print and owe 5 million to the studio. ----------------------------------- I wish i had good-paying job that didn't involve sex. __________________ *~Immortal~* *The One and Only*

03-03-2006, 08:07 AM	#15
Malenko Smell the untainted newbie freshness. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 43	Pam falls in love with you, but as is her way, 2 months later she leaves you for a rock star, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. I wish I had a Fortress of Solitude, just like Superman __________________ I'm not mad, I'm just frustrated with stupidity

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03-03-2006, 07:57 AM	#11
Meathead Shaken and Stirred Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mississauga Posts: 612	You get the Harvard education, but your professors only teach "Intelligent Design" I wish Pam Anderson would fall in love with me.