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Love never blows up and gets killed.
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You do, but "How to Serve Man" doesn't sell to anyone except the canniballistic type.
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I wish I could control time.
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Have a sip of my "special" cocktail.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: We're McScrewed
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Poof!
You stop all time with your homemade device. Unfortunately, it stops as well and you're left with viewing the frozen image of Barbara Bush during her gynecological exam! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I wish I could have unlimited wishes that couldn't be corrupted.
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All the good shit happens when I leave. You bastards!
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I wish the show "Lost" made some sense. Last edited by Cncrman : 03-03-2006 at 08:42 AM. |
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Next week they plan to wrap everything up, but the night before you are struck deaf and dumb.
I wish I knew how to quit you!
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On a "Last Crusade" for snacks
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I wish everyone on earth would suddenly develop amnesia, and forget who it was they hated.
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"Don't mess with me, I'll scratch your eyes out!"
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Missed one Kirk.
King V: I wish I knew how to quit you! You learned to quit me, but magically find yourself in a helpless state of quitting everyone! Asonokirk: I wish everyone on earth would suddenly develop amnesia, and forget who it was they hated. Poof! Everyone forgets who they hated, but suddenly found themselves developing new enemies in a variably short matter of time. I wish I could stop biting the inside of my lip when eating lunch.
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All the good shit happens when I leave. You bastards!
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"Don't mess with me, I'll scratch your eyes out!"
Join Date: Jan 2006
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POOF! :jump2:
Cncrman is now an Munchkin. ![]()
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Shaken and Stirred
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