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Old 03-03-2006, 08:17 AM   #21
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You do, but "How to Serve Man" doesn't sell to anyone except the canniballistic type.


I wish that Dubbya would choke on a pretzel.
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:21 AM   #22
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I wish I didn't have to go into this 3 hour long meeting I have to be in.
You go in the wrong door and find yourself inside Jakester's head, a la "Being John Malkovich"

I wish I could control time.
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:34 AM   #23
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Poof!

You stop all time with your homemade device. Unfortunately, it stops as well and you're left with viewing the frozen image of Barbara Bush during her gynecological exam!

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I wish I could have unlimited wishes that couldn't be corrupted.
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:40 AM   #24
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I wish I could have unlimited wishes that couldn't be corrupted.
You get your wish, but in a bizarre twist of fate you get struck in the throat and presently lose your voice. Thus unable to wish. (thought wishes don't count)

I wish the show "Lost" made some sense.

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Old 03-03-2006, 08:44 AM   #25
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Next week they plan to wrap everything up, but the night before you are struck deaf and dumb.

I wish I knew how to quit you!
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:46 AM   #26
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You get your wish, but in a bizarre twist of fate you get struck in the throat and presently lose your voice. Thus unable to wish. (thought wishes don't count)

I wish the show "Lost" made some sense.
Suddenly, everything is clear and "Lost" makes perfect sense to you. The next day the show is canceled due to falling ratings . . .

I wish everyone on earth would suddenly develop amnesia, and forget who it was they hated.
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:51 AM   #27
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Missed one Kirk.

King V: I wish I knew how to quit you!

You learned to quit me, but magically find yourself in a helpless state of quitting everyone!

Asonokirk: I wish everyone on earth would suddenly develop amnesia, and forget who it was they hated.

Poof! Everyone forgets who they hated, but suddenly found themselves developing new enemies in a variably short matter of time.

I wish I could stop biting the inside of my lip when eating lunch.
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:52 AM   #28
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I wish everyone on earth would suddenly develop amnesia, and forget who it was they hated.
Guh, I was going to write something here...what the heck was it...Hey, Who the hell are you? Where am I?
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:01 AM   #29
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POOF! :jump2:

Cncrman is now an Munchkin.
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:24 AM   #30
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I wish I could stop biting the inside of my lip when eating lunch.
Poof! All of traz's teeth fall out...making him The Toothless Avenger!
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