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Jedi Master Khalel · 06-06-2003, 06:52 PM

June 6, 1938...
Damn, 65 years!!!
Another year, and I'm still here, in Argentina...

Someday, I'll go to Metropolis, Ill.
Someday...

Greetings,
Jose a.k.a. Jedi Master Khalel

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So what!? IT'S MY LIFE!!

D.K.HOOD · 06-06-2003, 06:59 PM

Really! It's Supes birthday? How did we miss this? Where's the fireworks, the parade, and the strippers wearing Kryptonian g-strings?

beppo_the_super_chim · 06-06-2003, 07:33 PM

isnt 65 years old when you officially become a geriatric... wow, to still be faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive when this is the age when most guys start struggling to be fast enough to reach the toilet in time... wow

you're right there should be a parade... and as for metropolis ill.... well after the next elections when george bush sint voted back in i may consider going back to america.

ModeMan · 06-08-2003, 02:00 AM

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locamotive, but he can't get it up anymore. Not without a blue pill anyway.

D.K.HOOD · 06-08-2003, 02:17 AM

Hell, he's an alien, it may be opposite for them.

beppo_the_super_chim · 06-08-2003, 03:42 AM

and even then he lives up to the faster than a speeding bullet part....

reminds me of an episode of family guy when peter gets pulled into hell and he sees a table with people playing cards... he looks round it

"Adolf Hitler! Al capone! Joseph Stalin! and... Superman?????"

superman looks up

"I killed a hooker... she made a joke about me being faster than a speeding bullet...."

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06-06-2003, 06:52 PM	#1
Jedi Master Khalel Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 167	June 6, 1938... Damn, 65 years!!! Another year, and I'm still here, in Argentina... Someday, I'll go to Metropolis, Ill. Someday... Greetings, Jose a.k.a. Jedi Master Khalel ------------------ So what!? IT'S MY LIFE!!

06-06-2003, 06:59 PM	#2
D.K.HOOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,637	Really! It's Supes birthday? How did we miss this? Where's the fireworks, the parade, and the strippers wearing Kryptonian g-strings?

06-06-2003, 07:33 PM	#3
beppo_the_super_chim Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 57	isnt 65 years old when you officially become a geriatric... wow, to still be faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive when this is the age when most guys start struggling to be fast enough to reach the toilet in time... wow you're right there should be a parade... and as for metropolis ill.... well after the next elections when george bush sint voted back in i may consider going back to america.

06-08-2003, 02:00 AM	#4
ModeMan Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 229	Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locamotive, but he can't get it up anymore. Not without a blue pill anyway.

06-08-2003, 02:17 AM	#5
D.K.HOOD Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,637	Hell, he's an alien, it may be opposite for them.

06-08-2003, 03:42 AM	#6
beppo_the_super_chim Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 57	and even then he lives up to the faster than a speeding bullet part.... reminds me of an episode of family guy when peter gets pulled into hell and he sees a table with people playing cards... he looks round it "Adolf Hitler! Al capone! Joseph Stalin! and... Superman?????" superman looks up "I killed a hooker... she made a joke about me being faster than a speeding bullet...."