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Old 04-20-2006, 11:41 AM   #1
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Default Gold Bond - Required Reading

The best thread . . . ever. This is a MUST READ!
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:45 AM   #2
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I put dry ice on my nads.
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Old 04-20-2006, 11:51 AM   #3
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You guys are much too easily amused.
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:18 PM   #4
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Uh... I just read the first page of that thread... is the whole thread about people with sweaty balls talking about how they keep their balls from being sweaty?

And that is the board of the North American Subaru Impreza Owners Club? I guess the lesson to be learned out of this is: If you ever buy a pre-owned Impreza, make sure to demand that the seats are deep cleaned.
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:39 PM   #5
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Shit, Moop, that made me laugh out loud. That doesn't happen terribly often.

Bark, why were you googling "sweaty balls"?
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:42 PM   #6
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Hey, ya know...sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you...

...really like sweaty nuts...apparently.
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Old 04-20-2006, 12:49 PM   #7
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The first page is lame. I found the third page to be pretty funny.
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:16 PM   #8
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My officemate has an account on those boards!
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:25 PM   #9
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Man there's nothing better than Schwetty Balls.

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Old 04-21-2006, 06:26 AM   #10
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Do I have a sweaty balls fetish? No. Do I have a Gold Bond fetish? Perhaps . . .

Actually, I was on another board that linked to that thread. Since my coworkers thought I was having a seizure, I thought it was worth a post. BTW, it gets slow but it does pick back up. Read the whole thread. In just under two years, you see the characters change, but the plot is the same! ROTF!
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