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  • Movie: The Fourth Kind
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Running Time: 1 hrs. 38 min.
  • Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, Corey Johnson, Enzo Cilenti and Alisha Seaton
  • Written By: Olatunde Osunsanmi
  • Directed By: Olatunde Osunsanmi
  • Distributor: Universal Pictures
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The Fourth Kind Movie Review

Keep Watching The Skies in The Fourth Kind.

By Rob Vaux     November 06, 2009


Review of THE FOURTH KIND(2009).
© Universal Pictures

 

There is merit in both halves of the Truth or Bullshit equation, but you have to approach them carefully. If you opt for Truth, you need cold, hard facts in your corner: citation from reliable sources, corroboration from dependable witnesses and an ironclad accounting of any holes in the story. If Bullshit's your thing, make sure it's enjoyable Bullshit--"entertaining lies" (to quote Leonard Nimoy) which never pretend to be anything else.
 
The Fourth Kind completely fails both of those tests. As Truth, it's bullshit, and as Bullshit, it isn't remotely entertaining. By trying to balance those twin halves, it ends up tripping over its own feet, ruining any chance of even a reasonably amusing time. Instead, we get a fractured mess of unfounded assertions and poorly executed horror clichés, covered up by a carnival barker's assertion that it all stems from documented fact.
 
The case in question involves one Dr. Abigail Tyler, a therapist working in Nome, Alaska whose husband dies under mysterious circumstances. Soon thereafter, clients show up at her door, complaining about insomnia, memory loss and a creepy owl which appears at their window every night. Under induced hypnosis, they go wild: shrieking about unseen horrors and tearing up the nearby décor. The evidence points to intelligences not of this world, and Tyler's interest soon entangles her in similar phenomenon, endangering her family and casting sinister implications on her husband's death.
 
Theoretically, she's an actual human being, which the film stresses by alternating between "real" video footage of Tyler and her clients, and filmed versions of the same scenes featuring Milla Jovovich in the lead. Director Olatunde Osunsanmi uses it to certify the veracity of his events--stressing their "legitimate" qualities in an effort to convince us that they actually happened. Unfortunately, they mainly serve to distract us from the drama. Split screens featuring the "actual" Tyler and Jovovich-as-Tyler force us to divide our attention between the two, disrupting the pacing and preventing us from becoming invested in this woman's dilemma.
 
Even without the cut-rate reality show theatrics, the story's hackneyed nature struggles to stir basic levels of interest. Alien abduction is thoroughly old hat by now, picked clean by The X-Files and leaving little more than a desiccated carcass for this production to pick over. Osunsanmi includes a little domestic dysfunction surrounding Tyler's kids, a skeptical sheriff (Will Patton) to bark at our heroine, and a well-meaning colleague (Elias Koteas) who inevitably makes things worse, but no matter how many times he throws them against the wall, nothing sticks. Jovovich can't muster more than a few tearful hysterics, and the exact nature of the threat remains so nebulous that you eventually stop caring who the hell is behind it all.
 
That leaves only knee-jerk scares to hold our attention, and again, The Fourth Kind is batting way out of its league. A few bumps in the night and freaky noises on a tape recorder do not a horror film make… especially with Paranormal Activity sitting right in the next theater to show everyone how it's done. Money shots consist largely of indistinct images on shaky cams, neither sufficiently clear to show us what's involved nor sufficiently evocative to let our minds fill in the details. Most of them appear during the film's "real" video snippets--hovering shadows, bulging eyed patients and inhuman speech patterns caught on a fuzzy soundtrack--using the pretense of fact to cover up for their complete lack of scares. Osunsanmi indulges in a lot of sweeping copter shots to reveal Nome as a stark, foreboding place, but they too fall short of the mark and like the rest of the film, their repetition quickly becomes exasperating.
 
As for the pretense of truth, it's hard to imagine which is worse: lying to the audience so brazenly or exploiting the image of a supposedly real woman for our edification and amusement. The so-called "facts" are easy enough to disprove (do a Google search for "Abigail Tyler" and see what comes up), and the cheap hustle beneath holds nothing to make the price of admission worthwhile. The only possible redeeming quality lies in its supposed open-mindedness: the way it reminds us that the universe is bigger than we may pretend and that a little meditation on far-fetched notions can sometimes be a virtue. But plenty of other productions have made the same assertions with much more elegance. Take that safety net away, and The Fourth Kind is just another half-assed spook show, far too full of itself to bother scaring its audience. 

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spiderhero 11/6/2009 4:13:36 AM

Wait: A movie based on "true" alien abductions as revealed through induced hypnosis is crappy & fake? Who would have thought?

EagleManiac 11/6/2009 5:34:37 AM

I'll stick with a better alien encounter movie. Close Encounters of THE THIRD KIND. Classic, awesome, and still the best!

LittleNell1824 11/6/2009 7:01:20 AM

That's too bad. They should have just dramatized it with the standard 'based on a real events' line.

I'm not sure why people get so upset about the "truth" claims in horror movies. Yes, it's exploitative, but we go to scary movies to have our fears exploited. The claims of truth are supposed to make it scarier. Of course, you could get angry because gullible people are being exploited, but come on... Why don't you complain about people being afraid to swim after seeing Jaws? Or kids afraid of dolls after seeing Poltergeist or the Talking Tina episode of The Twilight Zone? Didn't those exploit the gullibility of people who somehow need to believe that they're the focus of some malevolent entity or creature?

Yes, it is the same. Some people had very real reactions after seeing both movies. Refusing to swim, not wanting clown dolls. The movies affected the way people perceived the real world. And you can argue against it all you want, but people do get bitten by sharks. Countless people have claimed to see dolls (including the famous Robert the Doll) actually move on their own. And people (who haven't even been hypnotized) have claimed to have violent encounter with evil elves/aliens or whatever they are, that seem to have a fondness for people out on lonely roads, woods, or campgrounds. Your outrage can't change the minds of people who have experienced something unusual or prevent people from believing someone else's story.

ddiaz28 11/6/2009 11:07:09 AM

Well that grade is disapointing.  Even though I don't believe in ET, the fact that the film was shot in the vein of being "true" made the trailer that much more freaky to me.  I was hoping it would be good.  I wouldn't mind seeing a great alien abduction film.  While I love Close Encounters, the best abduction film in my mind is Fire in the Sky which was also based on "true" events.  I never get tired of watching that.  The whole abduction scene always creeped me out.

jedibanner 11/6/2009 12:56:42 PM

ddiaz28, very true, both the Third kind and Fire in the Sky are the best ''abduction'' movie.

Fire in the Sky does stay closer to the facts and not too much on fantasy which makes it even more scarier that this story is very most likelly true.

I was hoping for this movie to do well, probably still check it out anyway, the gf owes me a movie anyways.

shMoo 11/6/2009 4:57:49 PM

Larry King recommends it im in!

 

fft5305 11/6/2009 10:30:10 PM

LittleNell, my problem with this particular type of story and the parallels you draw come down to plausibility and evidence.  Sharks are real. That is not a matter of interpretation or possibilities.  You can go in the ocean or to an aquarium and see actual real sharks.  You can make all the claims you want about alien abduction and/or the probabilities of life on other planets, but no one has been able to produce an actual, physical ET.  When several people in Alaska claim to have seen an owl outside their window, it's more plausible to me that they actually saw an owl!  They're in frickin' Alaska.  If a patient seeing a psychiatrist reveals that someone snuck into her room in the middle of the night and performed an examination on her, it's much more plausible to me that she was molested or raped than that an alien abducted her.

For the record, I do believe there is intelligent life out there.  Some may even be capable of interstellar travel.  I just tend to doubt that they have come millions of miles to secretly abduct people from rural America to anally probe them, then dump them back in their beds.  If you look at how humans study the physiology of animals, we capture them, kill them, and dissect them.  We don't probe them, then put them back in their lairs.  Sometimes we'll study them in their habitats if we are observing behaviors, but then we try to do whatever we can to minimize contact so as not to affect their behavior with our presence.

DayDrumFour 11/7/2009 12:05:52 AM

"I just tend to doubt that they have come millions of miles to secretly abduct people from rural America to anally probe them, then dump them back in their beds. "

.........Maybe those are the folks this film was made for.

LittleNell1824 11/7/2009 8:18:40 AM

fft5305, yes, sharks are real, but the level of fear created by Jaws was unrealistic. Dolls are real, but the fear of them comes from a superstitious idea that they're somehow sentient. You can argue that ghosts aren't real - because we haven't captured one of them either, And, you can argue that abduction experiences aren't real, because extraterrestrials just wouldn't do that, even though abduction stories go way back before we considered the possibility of ET. Then, we assumed the abductors were terrestrial, but were ancestor ghosts, gods, elves, trolls, the fay, angels, or whatever.

I'm not arguing the reality of any of it. Believe what you want. The point is, that they put the "this is real" line on the movie because they're trying to scare you... because it's entertainment. It's kind of laughable to be outraged by the claim, I mean, do you call magicians frauds because they palm the coins? No, you just enjoy being entertained. Were you outraged the first time you heard an urban legend at a sleepover? No, you just enjoyed being scared by a "true" story, because it was fun. Because we like to be scared, it serves some purpose for us.

And some people will believe they were abducted. And some people will believe dolls move. And some people will believe in ghosts. And some peole will be afraid to go deeper than their knees in the ocean off Myrtle Beach. Don't waste your time being outraged. Just enjoy the wonderful mystery of it all.

fft5305 11/7/2009 10:14:00 AM

Oh, I'm not outraged.  I don't mean to give that impression.  Also, I don't know of any magicians who claim true, authentic magical abilities.  That's why many of them don't call themselves magicians.  They call themselves illusionists.  Because they make no pretense of the fact that they are putting on a show.  I've also never heard any stories claiming to be true about dolls moving or becoming sentient.  Now ghosts are another matter.  There are tons of stories about ghosts claiming to be true.  Much like with aliens, I don't disbelieve, but I think there are more plausible accounts of supernatural or unexplained activities related to spirits than there are about alien abduction.  In both cases, ghosts and aliens, I fully admit I may be completely wrong about it and some of these accounts may in fact be true.  I just think (as I stated above) that the vast majority of times, there is a more reasonable and believable explanation.  I don't begrudge anyone their belief to the contrary, though.

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