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CalamityJohnson 5/21/2013 11:52:59 AM

as i'm in the mood for Top 10's, Mom brings up two good topics: Hottest GoT chicks and who should have dibs on Joffrey's come-uppance? So, why not...

Top 10 Hottest GoT babes

1. Daenarys - The Mother of Dragons would rile up any man age 12 - 85. I mean, seriously, she's got quite an entourage.

2. Cersei - Relationship poison she is. Cold as a white walker's tit, most definitely. But, Ms. Cersei would be one helluva lay. Just sayin'. Wonder if sister's gonna reveal some of that body once Jaime returns to King's Landing. We know she ain't shedding that gown for Lorus, the Knight of flowers, butterflies, and dandelions.

3. Talissa - Doesn't exist in the books, but damn, she's one of my favorite sub-characters. Too bad she has such a small part.

4. Igrette - CJ likes him some sassy fire crotch

5. Melisandre - Sorry Mom, but she's 5th on my list. She gives me the "old" vibe. Hot and supple, but I'm just not in the mood for tea and crumpets after rockin' it out in the sack, and something tells me she likes it that way.

6. Lady Margaery - Perhaps we underestimate this vixen. We've only seen her come onto Joffrey and the late, wanna-be-king, Renley. A hot steamy affair with a more suitable character could deftly amp up her value.

7. Asha Greyjoy - (SLIGHT SPOILER ALERT) Theon's sister, who apparently plays a more prominent role in the future, comes in at seven. GoT has its share of feisty femmes, and that's a wonderful thing.

8. Doreah - You remember her, the hand maiden that taught Daenarys the "womanly arts" of how to pleasure a man (Khal Drogo, her husband). Yeah, on the show she betrays Daenarys, but damn, she nice.

9. Bronn's whore - C'mon, now, please don't tell me I have to remind you which one. Y'know, earlier in season 3 when Tyrion is afriad to leave the roost and summons Bronn at a very inopportune moment? Yep, that chick. Wow.

10. Sansa Stark - Honestly, I'm not that fond of her. I just couldn't think of a viable 10th hotty. Catelyn is fairly attractive... but oldish. Her sister on the throne at the Aery is pukish. Olenna? Heh. Arya, too young, although we all know at 18 she's gonna be FINE. Not too fond of Joffrey's recent crossbow target. Sansa gets it out of empathy for her pain. 

I'll hit up the top 10 folks who owe Joffrey a hurtin' in my next post...

ddiaz28 5/21/2013 1:39:34 PM

Calamity, another nice list!  But Roz is sorely missing from it.  She should definitely be number 6 or 7.  And not to harp on spelling but for future reference, it's Ygritte, and if any show viewers are confused, Asha Greyjoy is named Yara on the show.  Can't wait to see your next list.  Dibs on Joffrey is a great topic.

hanso 5/21/2013 2:04:29 PM

 Yes ddiaz we must talk about the nudity for that ass is class.  Its our duty to discuss that booty for we are fans of that can.

ripum853 5/21/2013 2:04:43 PM

 I felt that this episode deserved a better grade, as it's around the same grade as the previous two episodes, which I wasn't as impressed by; but I loved this episode, and I think it was one of the better one's of the season.  I can't wait for the next episode in two weeks...gonna be crazy.

hanso 5/21/2013 2:31:11 PM

 Ripum, this dude gives an A to every episode and calls all of them epic so dont even worry about the grades no more.

violator14 5/21/2013 2:46:46 PM

 Maybe this time he gave it an A cuz we finally got to see Daenary's Ass again. I think out of all the girls, i'd wanna bang Sansa Stark first. Just cuz id be the first.....   >=)


CalamityJohnson 5/21/2013 4:32:59 PM

perhaps you should rename your monicker to "Violateher"

violator14 5/21/2013 4:39:55 PM

 I've tried that many times, but it seems Mania won't let you change ur name?

btw is the search function EVER gonna work on this site?? 

hanso 5/21/2013 4:40:00 PM

 You si k bastard, wait till she's 18!

ddiaz28 5/21/2013 4:43:07 PM

No Hanso.  It's our duty to respect that booty and stay mum on the bum.  We don't want people thinking the butt is smut. 

"Violateher"  A good one.

And yeah, the grades seem to be on a curve, so no matter how less awesome one episode might be from another, they all get A's. 

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