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  • Movie: Gamer
  • Rating: R
  • Running Time: 1 hrs. 35 min.
  • Starring: Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Kyra Sedgwick, Logan Lerman, Ludacris, Terry Crews and Alison Lohman
  • Written By: Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor
  • Directed By: Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor
  • Distributor: Lionsgate
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GAMER Review

"THIS… IS… SLEAZY!!!"

By Rob Vaux     September 04, 2009


Review of Gerard Butler's GAMER(2009).
© Bob Trate

 

Gamer suffers from a fundamental paradox (beyond the usual one of rational people agreeing to be a part of such blithering idiocy) that has destroyed many a dystopic science fiction film before it. It posits a future where real human beings have replaced VR constructs in video games: feeding our collective inhumanity by allowing us to control another person like a puppet. Then, having established that society as a whole is the source of the problem, it provides a single evil mastermind at the heart of it all, implying that if we just eliminate the one bad apple, everything will be fine. That crushes the social commentary beneath simplistic clichés, old as dirt decades ago and showing little improvement with age. Gamer indulges in them to its supreme detriment, along with a number of other dippy concepts it can't hope to support.
 
The evil mastermind in this case is a computer mogul named Castle (Michael C. Hall), who has perfected nanites that utterly control another person's movement. He spins this off into a series of hugely successful games: "Society," which plays like the most erotic corners of Second Life and "Slayer" which plays like Rainbow Six and similar shoot-'em-ups. The former is populated by desperate souls willing to be manipulated like living dolls in order to fulfill the sex fantasies of drooling shut-ins. The latter, on the other hand, uses real guns and real bullets, fired by condemned criminals who enter the game with the promise of freedom should they survive. Our Hero stands at the top of that heap: an ex-soldier assigned the name of Kable (Gerard Butler) who has survived far beyond that of any other contestant thanks to a combination of his own skills and the twitchy-fingered teenager (Logan Lerman) controlling him.
 
This brings up another of Gamer's innumerable problems. What, exactly, is the benefit of using real human beings like virtual ciphers? Is there an added thrill to it? Something visceral that makes it irresistible? Humans are harder to control, they tire more easily, their deaths are more horrific and though you can dress them up any way you want, you can't alter their skin or shape the way you could a virtual avatar. Yet Gamer maintains that this is somehow preferable to computer-generated figures because it's more "real." The concept might hold up better with a little more thought put into it, but there's none to be had here, which turns it all into a giant head-scratcher.
 
And that doesn't begin to touch on the countless more mundane problems plaguing The Gamer like a horde of locusts. For starters, it's just plain goofy: stringing together hackneyed notions of dark futures, corporate overloads and a valiant "resistance" trying to shake the populace out of their media-induced stupor. Kable becomes the catalyst for their revolt, given the tools to break out of his trap and hunt down Castle in a climactic battle to the finish. But directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor invest so little thought into his dilemma that nothing onscreen even begins to register a pulse.
 
Instead, they try to tart it up with a lot of spastic visuals--loads of fun during the directors' Crank films, but just noisy and empty here. Kable is allowed a few moments of inspiration, but they remain isolated amid scene after scene of seizure-inducing gobbledygook. Gamer also plays into ugly stereotypes about its titular demographic, rendered here as obese letches or morally bankrupt high schoolers. Kable and his family serve as hollow nice guys in a world full of leering monsters, a concept requiring much more effort than anyone here is willing to give.
 
It becomes all the more astonishing when you look at the names among the cast--Keith David, Alison Lohman, Kyra Sedgwick, Zoë Bell and Milo Ventimiglia among others. All of them are capable of better things, and yet with the exception of David, all of them look like they're just marking time until they can cash their checks. John Leguizamo makes a particularly odd appearance, given absolutely nothing to do and leaving the sneaking suspicion that a lot of his performance was left on the cutting room floor. It couldn't be any worse than the footage they left in, though thankfully it keeps Gamer short enough to endure quietly before fleeing the theaters for a long hot shower.

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superrichtheman 9/4/2009 8:11:29 PM

 I was on the fence about this before, the concept seemed like the Running Man a bit.  Oh well, I guess I'll wait for the Running Man remake.

JarrodSarafin 9/4/2009 9:55:19 PM

Rich, you deserve to burn in hades for even suggesting a remake of that. :)

And I'll say I'm not that surprised by the grade. Two different editors said they were surprised their heads didn't explode halfway through Gamer. A "D" sounds about right....

superrichtheman 9/4/2009 10:16:21 PM

 I thought they were re-doing Running Man...Oh wait, Total Recall. My bad.

JarrodSarafin 9/4/2009 10:55:45 PM

Running Man isn't far behind Total Recall. It's Hollywood. They won't be happy until they remake the 1980s altogether.

Chopsaki 9/5/2009 2:23:01 AM

If you can't make a good movie with Gerard Butler & Michael C. Hall then the blame rests on Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor. My hopes for Jonah Hex are fading fast...

karas1 9/5/2009 3:48:24 AM

Why remake The Running Man?  If you want to see it, why not just watch the original?  It was really high grade cheese, with the Giovenator, Jesse Ventura and Richard Dawson.  You're never going to get a better cast for that movie.

mbeckham1 9/5/2009 12:22:54 PM

Too bad really. I actually had the asame question watchiong the trailers about why it was preferable top use real people instead of Avatars, especially since they'd still be looking through a computer screen o VR goggles, how would they know the difference, apparantly these issues weren't addressed or addressed well from the review.  I also agree that it was a copout to have the evils of this society come down to one man. I would rather Hall's character have been just a particuarly sadistic player. Somone who was a product of his amoral society not its creator. That would have been more intereasting to me.

EnderWiggin825 9/5/2009 12:44:09 PM

The thing about Sci Fi remakes, is that due to drastically improved effects some of them actually warrant a remake.  Total Recall would not be one of them.  Running Man also isn't one of them.  Robocop, could be cool, look at T-2 compared to T-1.  Granted look at T-3 compared to T-2.  Definitely they should have gone a different direction, as T-3 felt like a terrible remake of  T-2.  Look at Batman Begins compared to BATMAN,  miles apart from each other.  I don't think there is anything wrong with remakes so long as they are done right.  Different genre here altogether but look at Ocean's Eleven compared to Ocean's 11.  Both great movies, but just because 11 didn't have  Frank, Dean, and Sammy doesn't make it any less of a movie.  Bottom line is that everythings already been done in Hollywood.  All that changes is the stunts get more unrealistic but cooler looking.  Clash of the Titans, although not a sci fi technically, that's a movie that would KICK ASS if they remade it.  Better yet they should just go ahead and make the Kratos movie already.

Tonebone 9/6/2009 8:14:34 AM

I absolutely disagree that everything has been done in Hollywood. There are 6 billion people on this planet. 6 BILLION!!!! And you are telling me everyone's POV, thoughts, feelings and ideas have been explored in Hollywood? That, IMO is a copout to continue to make these pointless remakes. I would concede the point that if a movie was garbage to begin with, you can't do any worse with a remake. But there are some movies that still hold up that should not be remade. Sure, the special effects may not be comparable to what they have today. But if that's the one argument for remaking the movie, then its just proves the point that it shouldn't be remade. And EnderWiggin, I believe they are already making a Clash remake with Sam Worthington, somebody feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

JarrodSarafin 9/6/2009 11:19:18 PM

You're not wrong. I'm sure EnderWigging is referring to Louis Leterrier's upcoming remake of Clash of the Titans.

I still wonder if normal CG can replace the classic effect of Ray's stop-motion sequences. For older audiences, they may get a bit peeved at the differences. Young audiences will of course know nothing about the classic effects. Or care.

 

 

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