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Sixth Video Journal for WATCHMEN Online - Sep 07, 2008 - 03:49pm
Just give me another trailer!!!

Ramis Updates On GHOSTBUSTERS 3 - Sep 07, 2008 - 03:48pm
Flint, have you seen Akroyd & Ramis lately? No mention of Reitman, wonder if they'll ask him to be back.

Box Office: BANGKOK Wins Another Slow Weekend - Sep 07, 2008 - 01:20pm
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Ramis Updates On GHOSTBUSTERS 3 - Sep 07, 2008 - 10:35am
Most excellent. Only way to go really for a new Ghostbuster movie. They are 2 old and out of shape to be chasing ghosts around NY. Bring on the Apatow crew for the roles!!!!!!!! Seth Rogen, Bill Hader, James Franco as the new kid on the blocks. And some Mclovin as the relative of Rick Moranis!!

Maguire and Raimi Signed for SPIDER-MAN 4? - Sep 07, 2008 - 07:23am
LOL. That was funny. Gordon & Dent have the best moves!! This is weird, this story disapparead yesterday along with all the new ones. WTF is going on in this site!!?

INSIDE MAN 2 Green Lit for Universal - Sep 06, 2008 - 04:36pm
If it's got Denzel again, I'm there.

Maguire and Raimi Signed for SPIDER-MAN 4? - Sep 06, 2008 - 04:08pm
If Sony wants Spidey to be a sucess again what they got have is Kingpin has the villain. See he's the Don of the mafia in New York city which has been eaten up by corruption. Kingpin has a front of a good citizen in NY and everyone loves him. The police are corrupt and Spidey forms an alliance with the commisoner and JJ who will print all the stories the other newspapers are scared of and the DA to bring down the Kingpin and clean the city up. Meanwhile there is Carnage who is committing crimes with no reason. He's fukin nuts and starts making threats unless Spidey turns himself in.Kingpin goes after JJ's family. Spidey to stop him pushes him over a couple of stories, Kingpin breaks his neck but Spidey lives. He tells Jonah that NY loves Kingpin and they can't know he was the one behind all the corruption and letting Carnage lose. So Spidey tells JJ to print in the next day's newspaper that it was Spidey that was behind it all!!

Maguire and Raimi Signed for SPIDER-MAN 4? - Sep 06, 2008 - 02:24pm
No reboot just yet. Let them shoot 4 & 5 back to back and finish this current run of the Spider-Man franchise. Let the franchise sit 7 years and go at it again.

GHOSTBUSTERS Getting a Call From Sony - Sep 05, 2008 - 11:12am
Yo this is bullshit!!! They got Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy reviewed but no The Shield review. They also wasted time with that worthless Mcain article(like they did with the Obama one) instead of doing a review of The Shield. Someone get that damn series some coverage on this site!!!!

GHOSTBUSTERS Getting a Call From Sony - Sep 05, 2008 - 10:44am
Do we really want Rick Moranis, not having been in a movie for like 10 years, hasn't been in a good film since I don't know when(did he retire?), to be in Ghostbusters 3? I say let Apatow and his crew take a stab at a new Ghostbusters. Cast Bill Hader in it and a cameo for the original guys.

Top Maniacal Rumors: Jane's Hex, Metal Life and Crowe Watson - Sep 05, 2008 - 08:51am
That hurts me. When am I not serious?I'll shoot u the link. Mind u it's a rumor.I think he's better for that role than for Watson.I think it's true they offered Watson to Butle since Butler just worked with Ritchie in Rock n Rolla. I wonder why he would turn it down, i mean the guy signed on to do Nim's Island & PS I love You, why can't he sign on for this?

Top Maniacal Rumors: Jane's Hex, Metal Life and Crowe Watson - Sep 05, 2008 - 08:42am
Hey man, did you guys hear the stuff about Crowe not being Watson but instead possibly being Prof. Moriarty? And that Watson was offered to Gerard Butler who passed on it?

The Manic Maniac: McCain in the Movies - Sep 05, 2008 - 08:10am
they spend time on this bullshit but not on The Shield review.

Top Maniacal Rumors: Jane's Hex, Metal Life and Crowe Watson - Sep 05, 2008 - 08:07am
If you are dancing on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your rightand there is not a woman in sightguess what? you guessed it, you are not pimping.

Kahn Writer Takes on Geoge Washington - Sep 05, 2008 - 06:47am
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

SONS OF ANARCHY: Pilot - Sep 05, 2008 - 06:43am
So I am to understand that this site has already reviewed Prison Break(which aired Mon) and now this show (which aired Wed) but there is yet to be a review of the first episode of The Shield (which aired Tues)?WTF!!!! There were ads all over this site about The Shield's Final Act but there is yet to be a review. There are more people who come to this site that care about The Shield than they do about Sons of Anarchy.What must the Shield do to get some love on this site? It's the final season, someone needs to cover itWhat the hell is the matter with you people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GHOSTBUSTERS Getting a Call From Sony - Sep 05, 2008 - 06:38am
Ah, just what I wanted. Four 57-65 year old men running around New York chasing ghosts, excellent! The game is essentially Ghostbusters 3, and it's with the guys much younger than what they are now. If they are going to make another one, recast every role or bring in new blood to the team, like 2-3 new guys. Did anyone see Dan Akroyd in Chuck & Larry? The guy doesn't look like he can run let alone chase something.

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 06:33pm
What? He's a good actor man, watchu talkin about Willis? 3 Oscar noms and he works with good directors. Scorcesse, Cameron, Mendes, Scott, Luhrman. He's not overrated. Maybe back in 96 coming off Titanic but he's definitely not overrated today.

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 04:07pm
u think it's wrong? It's completely wrong bro! It's a fact that it's wrong. Eckhart said it himself.

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 10:35am
Shit, why didn't I think of it before. Screw Hoffman, Giamatti & Winstone for the role of the Penguin. They ain't right for it. If Nolan wants to really blow everyone away for the third Batman film he needs to have the Penguin be the main villain and cast the one and only MIDGET MAC!!!!!!!!!!! bUWAHAHAHWAHAH!

PRISON BREAK: Scylla/Breaking and Entering - Sep 04, 2008 - 10:32am
lol, you have a problem believing sara escaped as opposed to all the other unbelievable shit that goes down in that series? like how they espaced fox river and ran for like 8hrs with the cops behind them and never got tired? Or timing when the glare would hit the guard so they could espace? etc, etc.

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 07:48am
Catwoman came before Robin if I'm not mistaken. She was also in Long Halloween from which TDK was influenced by and there's no Robin in LH either. She doesn't have anything to do with Robin so they could pull her off with no problem. I actually think she will end up being one of the main villains in the next Bat flick.Makes to much damn sense. Batman needs a love interest now, he's been branded a villain by the police so who better to run into among the rooftops of Gotham than a hotchick in a Cat suit? Then to please Joey they could have a scene where Bruce takes Selina to the circus to watch the Flying Graysons as a shout out of things to come :)

Paramount Rolling Out New TRANSFORMERS 2 Featurettes - Sep 04, 2008 - 07:29am
So Dazzler would rather have a petition for Shia than for Megan Fox to do nudity?

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 07:23am
Giamatti as Penguin is nice. I'm also thinking of Ray Winstone for the role. I always thought Pearce should've been Harvey Dent. He could play a couple of villains like you mentioned but in Nolan's Batman he's options will be limited to Riddler or Black Mask.

Columbia and Marvel Considering GHOST RIDER 2? - Sep 04, 2008 - 06:51am
Does it involve Ghost Rider breaking Snipes out of jail cause that's the only way you'll get Ghost Rider/Blade. Snipes is doing 3 years for tax fraud. I saw Redbelt yesterday. It's was better than I thought it would be. I mean it's a movie about MMA. Anyway, whatever happened to Chiwetel Ejiofor, wasn't he rumored to be Black Panther or something? Maybe they could cast him as Blade now that Snipes is in prison.

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 06:42am
Lol. Hear me out first. If they were going to recast the Joker they would still need to keep it within the same age range as Ledger who was 28 if I'm not mistaken. So that takes out the usual people they always throw out for Joker, Bettany, Glover, Depp, Hamill, Williams, etc. Dicaprio is only 34 years old but the guy looks younger than that.Secondly, he's good actor. Much better than Ledger imo. I think he could easily pull off the Joker role with Nolan's direction.I doubt they recast Joker so it's moot point. Had Ledger been alive I don't think we would've seen him part 3 either, outside of a small cameo. It's very rare you see the use of the same villain in back to back films. It makes sense to introduce new villains to the Batman mythos to keep moving his story further. If you're WB I think you strongly consider trying to recast Joker and have him pop up for a small cameo. Maybe another interrogation scene this time in Arkham. think about it. From the studios point of view, recasting Joker will create major buzz and spark interest in people wanting to see if the person cast can surpass Ledger. And all of that equals = $$$

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 05:07am
Leo Dicaprio = The Joker.

Guillermo del Toro Locked In For Next Decade - Sep 04, 2008 - 05:03am
Damn, there goes Hellboy 3 and that Dr.Strange entry they had listed on ImDB.

Columbia and Marvel Considering GHOST RIDER 2? - Sep 04, 2008 - 05:00am
They should do another one but they need to get rid of Mark Steven Johnson that guy ruins everything. I'd rather Columbia doesn't make another one and the character can go back to Marvel studios.

PRISON BREAK: Scylla/Breaking and Entering - Sep 04, 2008 - 04:56am
I'm not a Prison Break fan yet I have to see it. This show should've ended a long time ago, back in season 1, u know back when the name fit the show. I thought the second season was the worst cause they gave every player a storyline and they were all doing their own thing. It's better when everyone is together like they were in SEason 1 & 3 due to being in prison. This season with them not being in prison it could go the way season 2 went but I like they got everyone together again for the same purpose. It seems they learned from SEason 2. I think you are way off with your D for the 1st to episodes, for what it's worth it was prety good. Liked it better than Season 3's premiere. Sara being alive was bullshit and it takes away from SEason 3. I hate when people die and comeback from the dead.

Aaron Eckhart Confirms Two-Face's Fate - Sep 04, 2008 - 04:47am
At first I had hoped Dent was alive but then I saw the script and I told you guys that Harvey Dent was dead and that it made sense for him to be dead to keep with the ending of The Dark Knight. The script said Harvey got his neck broken from the fall at the end of the movie. Also, it's not the Harvey Dent dead but Two Face is alive. Throughout the TDK script they never refer to Dent as Two Face, it's always Harvey Dent. So if Eckhart is talking about Dent, he's talking about Two Face also. They tied his story up nicely. The Dent from TDK was driven from revenge and he wiped out the people involved. I'm against killing major villains but Nolan will be done after the third film so whoever picks up the Batman franchise will get a new cast and create a new Bat Universe hence they will get to use previously dead villains like NOlan did with Joker & Two Face. Someone mentioned Ra's and JOker being dead. I don't agree. Batman didn't save Ras but they never show what happened to him, they just show the train exploding. They gave themselves a way out if they need to bring him back, they can just have him had jump off from the train at the last second. The Joker is obviously not dead, he just laid hanging there till the cops came to get him.

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 03, 2008 - 01:17pm
what? everytime i got a sixtysomething the test came back with a D on it. wish they had come back with C though.

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 03, 2008 - 12:25pm
Well yea, 67 is more than 50 but I've never personally equated a D+ to something being good.

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 03, 2008 - 11:47am
You still cream your jeans? Sometimes when I have nice dreams I wet my undies. You know there is an user rating on IMDB. It list SR at 6.7 out 10 with over 84,000 votes. Don't know if that counts as a poll.

Stephen Sommers Swinging Forward With TARZAN - Sep 03, 2008 - 10:55am
Sommers got some other projects lined up according to imdb, including "When Worlds Collide"

WATCHMEN Trial Gets Early January Date - Sep 03, 2008 - 09:51am
hey guys I just read this article which talks about the WB vs. Fox stuff. It's pretty interesting, don't know how factual it is but sounds about right. Here it is: http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5375&Itemid=99 If true I was wrong with my statement on another thread of Fox waiting till the last second to bring the suit up. I was right however on Fox being bitches and I will still boycott if they delay the pic.

DVD Review of Dexter Season 2 - Sep 03, 2008 - 09:15am
Where's the Shield review coming then!!?

Comicscape: Halfway There: A Midsummer Report - Sep 03, 2008 - 09:13am
well I hope i ain't downloading a fuckin virus then!

WATCHMEN Trial Gets Early January Date - Sep 03, 2008 - 09:11am
I wish I had your job so I could have 5 day weekends.

Stephen Sommers Swinging Forward With TARZAN - Sep 03, 2008 - 08:37am
Could be worse, it could be Bret Ratner. Could be even worse than that. It could be Ratner wanting to make Guitar Hero: The Movie. Could be apocalyptic worse, Ratner being involved with God of War. Tarzan fun action summer flick could only been done if Bruckheimer is producing it.

Comicscape: Halfway There: A Midsummer Report - Sep 03, 2008 - 08:32am
Thanks Wiseguy. Just found the Sinestro Corp Wars, which I take it is what you are talking about. It's downloading time.

Eastman Reveals Live-Action TMNT - Sep 03, 2008 - 08:30am
Leo decapitated Shredder!? Shit. The Turtles to me were the ones from the cartoon. I liked the 1st 2 movies and TMNT. I don't think they need to go R with the turtles. PG13 will work just fine with them.

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 03, 2008 - 08:28am
BUT, remember when you just wanted a darker kick-ass batman? Would you have rather had that than the Nolan Brothers version? ------------------------------------------------------ Isn't that what Nolan delivered, a darker kick ass Batman?

WATCHMEN Trial Gets Early January Date - Sep 03, 2008 - 08:26am
5 day? Nice.

WATCHMEN Trial Gets Early January Date - Sep 03, 2008 - 07:56am
WAT UP Baloney!

Jeff Nathanson Penning Spielberg's 39 CLUES - Sep 03, 2008 - 07:54am
Is Spielberg directing this cause if he is I'm there.

Eastman Reveals Live-Action TMNT - Sep 03, 2008 - 07:52am
Turtles are for kids, why do you want an R version?

Comicscape: Halfway There: A Midsummer Report - Sep 03, 2008 - 07:45am
Yes you assume correctly. I got Batman covered. I found Kingdom Come (6 issues) and Red Son (3 issues). Is that correct? Thanks for the info.

Comicscape: Halfway There: A Midsummer Report - Sep 03, 2008 - 06:30am
Can anyone tell me how many issues are out of All Star Superman and All Star Batman & Robin?I downloaded 11 for Superman and 9 for Batman. How many am I missing? I'm also thinking of getting some Green Lantern. I'm gonna download Green Lantern: Rebirth. Any other story arc I should look into?

Tim Roth Leading Sky One's Fantasy SKELLIG - Sep 03, 2008 - 06:28am
It's obvious they are talking about the vulture people.

WATCHMEN Trial Gets Early January Date - Sep 03, 2008 - 05:04am
Does that mean we won't get any new trailers or anything to do with Watchmen till after the trial or is WB still allowed to throw out promotional material in case they win the suit. At least the trial is in January, still hope it won't get delayed. I will boycott you Fox bitches!!!

Eastman Reveals Live-Action TMNT - Sep 03, 2008 - 04:54am
The vulture people deserve their own movie.

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 03, 2008 - 04:49am
u guys r right. passion is what Superman needs. look how that worked out for LOTR cause PJ loved that shit. one of the problem with SR was that Singer was more a fan of Donner's movies than the character of Superman. I can't think of the american director, Millar allegedly has ready to go to film a new Superman movie. Who is it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 02, 2008 - 07:35pm
he bought a dead cat? that's fuckin weird. the new Supes needs Krypto!!

Eastman Reveals Live-Action TMNT - Sep 02, 2008 - 06:45pm
Almost - TMNT was sweet man, watchu talkin about Willis?

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 02, 2008 - 05:24pm
First comes the SHOCK when you first see the movie. Afterwards DENIAL. "Superman Returns is a real good movie, I love it" When that wears off it's ANGER. "Damn it, why did Singer have to do what Donner did? Why the kid, why!!!? Then Bargaining. "The next one done by Singer is gonna be good, I know it. I'll buy Superman comics for a year if Singer delivers on Superman" Then DEPRESSION. "Alright, I don't care. Let the film sit in development hell" Finally ACCEPTANCE. "SR was shit, bring on a new SUPERMAN!!!"

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 02, 2008 - 04:57pm
Hey man no problem Jarrod. I understand. Denial is the second stage of grief. I'll wait for you on the acceptance stage. Buwahahahaha!

Eastman Reveals Live-Action TMNT - Sep 02, 2008 - 04:52pm
Batman owns everything ever created. Everyone want to be like Bats, even the turtles. I wanted a new CG flick with Shredder but I'll take the live action one. They gotta make the turtles fight kicks ass though, move really fast, ninja style. Two things for this to be a success. 1. Bring back Corey to do the voice 2. Get Vanilla Ice to do a song & cameo in the movie. Box office gold I tell ya!

Moroccan Set Photos for PERSIA - Sep 02, 2008 - 04:49pm
Boll is directing "Far Cry" which is a video game adaptation. He ain't done yet it seems.

Mark Millar Wants SUPERMAN Trilogy - Sep 02, 2008 - 04:45pm
Who craves to watch SR? What the hell's the matter with you Whiskey!!!!? Seek some help. I'm up for new Superman but not a 7hr long LOTR style. I'll take 3 separate movies each dealing with their own thing however. Thank u very much.

Trailer Voice Mastermind Don LaFontaine Passes Away - Sep 02, 2008 - 04:41pm
Rest in peace my man. Your voice will be missed. Props to Ponyboy for mentioning this prior to the article being posted.

DVD Review of Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - Sep 02, 2008 - 10:18am
Didn't even know this was out. Just put it on my netflix list and even better it's available now!

Moroccan Set Photos for PERSIA - Sep 02, 2008 - 08:24am
The Prince needs to be a free runner or whatever that sport is called. Gotta move like the guy in the beginning of Casino Royale Bond is chasing. I think the sport is called "parkour" or something, i can never remmber.

First Trailer for Garcia's PASSENGERS - Sep 02, 2008 - 08:20am
Hathaway is hot. Will see it on DVD if there are boobies involved.Patrick Wilson got some films coming out. Had never heard of the dude till he was announced for Watchmen. Next thing I know he's in this and the Samuel L Jackson flick coming out soon.

Vadim Perelman Possibly Directing POLTERGEIST - Sep 02, 2008 - 08:06am
The only guy they should get to remake this is Steven Spielberg himself. Then it would surpass the original. Do it, Steven. Do.It! Show em how remakes are done.

Fiery New Photos of Bond's SOLACE Online - Sep 02, 2008 - 08:00am
This is gonna be sweet. Was just watching a bit of Casino Royale this weekend on Showtime. You know what not 2 long ago came to my attention that I had not pieced together. This is the first true sequel in the Bond Universe. Don't know how I didn't think of that.

BABYLON A.D - Sep 02, 2008 - 07:56am
This movie has 04% rating on rottentomatoes. I didn't think that was possible. I also didn't think 0% was possible but then I saw Disaster Movie achieve that impressive feat.

Moroccan Set Photos for PERSIA - Sep 02, 2008 - 07:53am
Man, I don't know what you peeps are talking about but Gylenhall looked hot in that picture as the Prince. Yes, I did just say hot. Don't be acting like I'm lying cause you guys thought it also when you saw the pic. I think that pic made us all a little gay that day. Or maybe just me? Now that I think about it, you know how I know I'm gay? I think about Gyllenhall as the Prince. Scythe is right, Gyllenhall does look like the Prince from Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. Even had the clothes and all. I hope the movie turns out fucking great and makes tons of cash so maybe Hollywood can start taking video game movies more seriously and stop giving them to Uwe Boll.

Til Schweiger Joining BASTARDS - Sep 02, 2008 - 07:38am
Exactly my thoughts. He mentioned something about the plot having a kid win a Guitar Hero competition. Maybe it's like "The Wizard" movie or some shit like that. I have no idea and you are right, no one gives a rat's ass about a GH movie. I read the story a few days ago on an MTV link. Makes me sick.

TV Wasteland: What to Watch this Fall, or Not? - Sep 02, 2008 - 06:41am
Lost will comeback in 2009. I believe it will be late January/ early February like they did last season. They will then air 16-17 episodes straight through just like last season. They will do this also for the final season in 2010. Wise, no worries. Smallville used to be a must watch for me but then I quit. Still catch it on DVD though.

Til Schweiger Joining BASTARDS - Sep 02, 2008 - 06:36am
Uwe Boll's Far Cry? I take it that's based on the video game. I will safely assume it's fucking shit! Far Cry yet no GoW? Sad little world we live in. Speakin of God of War, that full retard Bret Ratner wants to make a Guitar Hero movie. Feel free to reread that sentence to fully comprehend what Ratner wants to do. If that's not bad enough, he's still talking about God of War.

Update: Crowe Is No Dr. Watson in SHERLOCK HOLMES - Sep 02, 2008 - 06:24am
LOL. yea yo, Ridley & Crowe must be on a "break". They've decided to see other people. Gotta agree with Wise, Crowe's gonna need a bigger part. I don't see this happening unless they rename the film to Holmes & Watson.

TV Wasteland: What to Watch this Fall, or Not? - Sep 01, 2008 - 05:00pm
I'm definitely checking ot True Blood. Plus afterwards they are gonna show Entourage and that shit is funny. I think True Blood maybe the only new thing I watch, well that and Fringe. Wise, I'm disappointed in you. Smallville a must watch? Whats up with that!? Shows I'm checking out this season: True Blood, Entourage, Sarah Connor, Heroes, House, The Shield, The Office & 30 Rock. Battlestar Galatica and of course Lost. I'll also have to watch Prison Break & Dancing with the Stars due to good ol Mrs. Hanso which means I'll miss out on Chuck till it hits dvd. Please do not judge me.

Trial Schedule Likely Delaying WATCHMEN - Sep 01, 2008 - 04:03pm
What? No no. I will watch The Shield. My boycott if Watchmen is delayed will be for Fox movies. Fox leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads...........

Trial Schedule Likely Delaying WATCHMEN - Sep 01, 2008 - 01:46pm
Join the boycott Wiseguy! Just do it!!!!!!!!!!

Trial Schedule Likely Delaying WATCHMEN - Sep 01, 2008 - 12:37pm
You know that Superman Lives script by Kevin Smith was pretty nice. Sure it had gay robots, but that was the studios fault. Maybe they should let Smith take at a stab at it again without the studio influence. He had Braniac in that script so at least he knew people were tired of Lex's real state plans. I think he can turn in a good Superman movie if they just let him write it peacefully, he'll stick fairly close to the source material and he'll manage to inject some humor into the dialogue. Not sure how dick & fart jokes will work with Supes though.

Trial Schedule Likely Delaying WATCHMEN - Sep 01, 2008 - 12:32pm
I think you were talking about the crap known as Superman Returns also known as "Man I love Donner's Superman, not the comic book character so let me try and redo that film again and fail miserably at it cause I added stupid shit no one wanted to see". Glad they went with SR cause the other title was 2 long and not as marketable.

Trial Schedule Likely Delaying WATCHMEN - Sep 01, 2008 - 07:13am
If I can't see this movie on March because of fuckin Fox I will boycott Fox films until further notice. Yes, that includes Wolverine. I won't pay for any of their movies, gonna pirate or netflix them. I understand Fox's beef but what pisses me off is the fact they waited so long to act. I mean, WB didn't film Watchmen in a day. Where was Fox back when WB was announcing the cast, or getting the director, etc etc.?

Box Office: THUNDER Wins a Slow Labor Weekend - Sep 01, 2008 - 07:08am
Vic Mackey is a badass but if he went against Jack Bauer he'd get his ass kicked. Bauer stops nuclear bombs and saves cities in 24 hours. Jack fact: Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. Can't beat that.

Box Office: THUNDER Wins a Slow Labor Weekend - Aug 31, 2008 - 11:28pm
I was wonderin where you been Raith. Good luck with that Superman script. By the way, I have a scene you can use for it. I believe I've posted it before but no matter, it really needs to make to film. I think it's a great way to start the DC Universe crossover also. Here it is: Superman is flying around Metropolis when suddenly along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees her naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Woman, "but my butt is killing me." Yes, I did switch Invisible Man for Insivible Woman cause I think the scene works better that way. BUWAHAHAHAHHAA!

Box Office: THUNDER Wins a Slow Labor Weekend - Aug 31, 2008 - 08:30pm
You a The Shield fan to Flint? Nice! Do they review Shield episodes on this site? If they don't, need to. Got 3 fans on this thread right now, and I know "needaname", "fft" and "hobbs" are fans also. This weekend sucked so bad at the box office we are discussing television. Strike Team is where it's at! Yo, Tina is hot and they show her ass in one scene. Sweet!

Box Office: THUNDER Wins a Slow Labor Weekend - Aug 31, 2008 - 07:11pm
Yea man, know what you mean. Part of my doing nothing was I ran through the last Shield season to get ready for the Final Act.

BABYLON A.D - Aug 31, 2008 - 05:54pm
Who pays to see this, really? This is wait for HBO material, maybe even network premiere type of thing. I'm with celt6, he better be referring to last 2 weeks. Don't see how the best summer in box office history means it was starved with quality stuff.

Box Office: THUNDER Wins a Slow Labor Weekend - Aug 31, 2008 - 05:51pm
WHAT WHAT! 502 motherfrakin dollars bitches!! Buwahahahaha. I pity the fool who paid $10 to see Babylon AD. On a more personal note, I haven't done jack shit this weekend. Literally nothing. And it was everything I hoped it would be. 2 more days till The Shield!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kruger Not Seeking Treasure With BASTARDS - Aug 30, 2008 - 10:02am
Don't like the title of this article. I thought she wasn't going to be in it from it.

Top Maniacal Rumors: Myers Lives, Cher Cat and Van Damme Soldier - Aug 29, 2008 - 09:16am
We all know how TDK was a dark film that didn't end up in a happy note. Now, if you're Batman, you're life ain't so hot right now. So what does Batman do? Samething we all would do when face with situations that bring us down. We go CLUBBING!!!! See for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kR5eiFNNy0

Top Maniacal Rumors: Myers Lives, Cher Cat and Van Damme Soldier - Aug 29, 2008 - 08:40am
Van Damme, Seagal & Lundgren? Man don't forget Wesley Snipes, who's currently owning the straight to DVD market. He's also in jail but let's free him so he can join the other 3.

Latest Full Trailer for MAX PAYNE - Aug 29, 2008 - 08:37am
It describes a tons of films hence why you don't need to add shit like vulture people. I mean is vulture people what is going to make Max Payne stand out from all the other "cop's family gets killed he's out for revenge" films? Like I said, u guys let me know when it comes out what's up with them vulture people cause I ain't paying for that shit. Gonna Netflix it. Also, there is no mention of Alfred Wooden or Don Punicello in the imdb cast list so you know they already fucking up. Plus, Ludacris's character if I'm not mistaken shows up for the sequel not in the first game. Now, him shown in the first movie ain't that big of a deal but the Wooden character really needs to be in the movie. This movie done straight up would've played much much better. Don't say I didn't tell u guys when you wasted $10 to see it.

Top Maniacal Rumors: Myers Lives, Cher Cat and Van Damme Soldier - Aug 29, 2008 - 06:49am
All rumors of Bat are untrue till Nolan has at least signed officially for he 3rd movie. Ray Winstone for Penguin! Emily Blunt for Catwoman. Universal Solider 3. Screwed that, what they need to do is a remake of Cyborg and throw Van Damme a little part in it.

Latest Full Trailer for MAX PAYNE - Aug 29, 2008 - 06:39am
wait wait, where you guys getting this is creative licensing and analogys of death, etc etc. The plot summary reads he'll battle enemies from the natural world. That sounds like there is some vulture people and they ain't in Max's head. The Norse mythology reference in the game were limitied to names like Valkyr, Asgard etc. How do they go from that to vulture people? Why didn't they have Max fight Thor or Loki while they are it? If I'm wrong u guys let me know when the film comes out but that trailer ain't Max Payne.

Nolan's Call on a Third BATMAN - Aug 28, 2008 - 09:26pm
Gordon Levitt kinda looks like Ledger but I don't think he has the chops to pull off the Joker. Now that you mention the Penguin, I would also like to throw out Ray Winstone as a Penguin candidate.

Nolan's Call on a Third BATMAN - Aug 28, 2008 - 08:00pm
Joker if recast should be played by Leo Dicaprio. Can't have Glover as Joker. He's 2 old. Brody could work though.

Latest Full Trailer for MAX PAYNE - Aug 28, 2008 - 07:56pm
Visual analogy that sucks ass!Plot reads he'll battle enemies beyond the natural world. Uuuuuuuuuuhh, sounds spooky.Too bad it ain't Max Payne.If they had named it Marky Mark and the Vulture People of Death, then I wouldn't have a problem. Whiskey are you saying Mark Whalberg is the love child of Keanu Reeves & Timothy Olympiant?

Latest Full Trailer for MAX PAYNE - Aug 28, 2008 - 06:12pm
Because they are retards. I have hope PRince of Persia will be a good video game film so studios start taking video games seriously.

Lionsgate Unleashes New Poster for SAW V - Aug 28, 2008 - 05:39pm
Won't believe what what ends? I know this ain't the last Saw.

Latest Full Trailer for MAX PAYNE - Aug 28, 2008 - 05:32pm
For fucks sake, WTF is that!!!!!!!!!!?? Max Payne had 0 vulture people flying around the city. This is shit! Why do they need to have "supernatural elements' in Max Payne? How bout they stick to fuckin material. But no, lets add the vulture people. Valkyre was the name of the drug in the video game, now it's vulture people trying to get Payne. Bullshit!!This will be shit just like Hitman was.See, this is why sometimes I'm glad God of War hasn't been made into a movie yet, cause they'll fuck it up.It's like "Hmm, you know what's missing from Max Payne? Fuckin vulture people.""Sir, why would there be vulture people in a Max Payne movie when there werent any in the source material?""Who gives a shit,you can never have enough vulture people if you ask me. You know why Hitman failed don't you?""Not enough vulture people?" "Exactly, now let's make it happen people!"

Nolan's Call on a Third BATMAN - Aug 28, 2008 - 04:34pm
In Batman 89 Bruce Wayne has already worn the cape & cowl, but not for long, he was still starting out and not many knew about him. Now, I like how u crazy kids think, that's why u my homies. I don't think they need to introduce any fantasy cause they can do that with JL. WB gonna have to recast Batman anyway, might as well wait for that to bring in something new to the next bat series. We'll see soon enough whats up.

Alex Proyas Updates on Adapting Dracula's YEAR ZERO - Aug 28, 2008 - 02:38pm
Yea Wiseguy, that's the rumor but I'd rather have Proyas on it if it could be possible. As far as the realistic take goes, they stripped Bond of all his gadgets, made it more real and that turned out badass. Something to think about.

Nolan's Call on a Third BATMAN - Aug 28, 2008 - 02:32pm
Back in 1989 Batman was beginning also yet they killed off the Joker. Something to think about.

Toy Maniac: Maniac Holiday Ornaments - Aug 28, 2008 - 01:27pm
The Force Unleashed is what they should've made into a movie instead of that stupid shit called The Clone Wars. I played the PS3 demo and it's really sweet. You can force grip storm troopers and wave them around as they beg for their live. Good action also. I was pleasantly surprised by the demo actually, enough that I might buy the game when it hits.