He's so very protective. Only his friends can post comments on his blog, and only his friends can send him messages. I think that's unbelievably...something. I was going to say rude, but then he might not be my friend. If he approves me, I'll be his bestest bestest bestestestest friend in the whole wide world ever. I will do things to him with a turkey baster that ... oh, yeah, inappropriate. Gotta watch that. Use your imagination, folks. Peaches and bananas.