JessicaChobot1

JessicaChobot1

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one of my favorites. Here, Jessica looks like such a Sweet Wholesome Playful Family-Picnicking Girl Next Door. ..who is about to ask you if you, "would you like to pollinate my flower?"
Added by: michaelxaviermaelstrom
Date Added: Jan 25, 2008
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metalwater • Jan 26, 2008, 09:19pm •
Wow...two for two. Such a beautiful and sexy woman, inside and out.

michaelxaviermaelstrom • Jan 27, 2008, 04:12pm •
aye, beautiful inside and out.

(she reminds me of the sort of loving girl that would draw you a bath - Ed)

..and then step into it with you.

mXm

mlaforcer • Jan 28, 2008, 04:37pm •
from this photo she looks like she's from Hawaii or maybe it's the flower above the ear thing that's leading me to think that...She does have a very nice smile and pretty eyes, can I get a Woop! Woop!

michaelxaviermaelstrom • Jan 30, 2008, 04:29pm •

Woop! Woop! Woop! Woop! SCREEEEE

(I think that might also be the sound of certain inmates escaping from Maniac Asylum ..again -Ed)

This way lads! To the JessicaChobotButterscotchPuddingLoveCave!

(oh you WISH - Ed)

It was worth a shot.

and so is your catheter Ed.

(what - Ed)

*KBLAM*

(ew. Garcon, Cheque please. - Ed)

Michael X. Maelstrom.

Jakester • Feb 01, 2008, 01:30pm •
speaking of inside and out....
I like being inside
and then out
and then inside
and then out
and then inside
and then out
and then inside
and then out
and then for some reason her face gets all messy and I take a nap.

Merin • Feb 01, 2008, 02:40pm •
I miss her airheaded articles.

They were the kind of fun all these Cracked.com articles are supposed to be.

metalwater • Feb 02, 2008, 02:21am •
I thought Jessica Chobot's articles were always well thoughtout and blatantly brilliant. She talked to the Mania.com audience...rather than just writing some article as just another assignment she was being paid for...and she wasn't force feeding us an ego trip, as many writers do. There was real substance there and a real heartfelt attempt to educate, inform, and stir debate within every article, and or issue, that she presented.

Her articles were uncompromisingly erotic, forward (and forward thinking), thought provoking, and subversive...at every stretch, and at every unexpected turn. Chobot brought an adult voice here...both in terms of intellectual wisdom and intellectual sexuality.

The thinking man's centerfold, Chobot is the Helen Gurley Brown (Famed Editor-Cosmopolitan Magazine) of new age science fiction, fantasy, and the renaissance fueled gaming world.

She had a rich perspective to share from a female view...one that we fan boys need to hear and understand on a regular basis. As well, Jessica seemed to be attracting female traffic to this web site...something that the genre community is desperately missing--but once again, we have been deprived of such a voice, and it is a glaring damn shame.

Jakester • Feb 02, 2008, 07:42am •
Oh, Chobot was lots of fun, yeah, but maybe she got tired of the fanboy bashing.

Merin • Feb 02, 2008, 10:48am •
Brilliant? I wouldn't go that far.

Quirky, sure. Humorous, definitely. Often strange, for certain.

But brilliant? Pretty doesn't equal brilliant, and being knowledgeable about and into gaming/genre movies/etc. doesn't equate to brilliance.

She's a good commentator for this kind of site, though, and I'm sorry she's not posting here anymore.

michaelxaviermaelstrom • Feb 02, 2008, 05:41pm •
(- Jakester -) AHAHAHAHAHAHA lovely poem, it brings moisture to an orifice.

("a tear to his eye" - Ed)

If you say so Ed.

Yes, she was a tight fit (for Mania -Ed) that too Ed, she's a star, to the extent that anyone can be considered a star in the online genre world, but it was obvious that she would be, she shines where it counts, on the inside.

It's true what they say, one never begrudges the continued success of people one likes and respects.

I hear she's now co-written an SF script (that has been sold! - Ed) with Tron's Steven Lisberger. He credits Chobot with inspiring him to get back into the biz.

/Begin Article Extract/

Lisberger has also become more jaded about cyberspace in the intervening years. He credits Chobot for re-energizing his creative muse, noting that he really didn't have a project to which he felt a real connection until they cooked up "Soul Code." This project, he said, is the type he wanted to explore 25 years ago, when he was developing "Tron."

Sure, it took a while, Lisberger admitted, "But one's never really prepared for how long it takes to get things done."

/End Article Extract/

Full Article Here:

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117971330.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

mXm

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