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but of course. =)

I wish she was still writing articles for Mania as she is a brilliant and sexually provocative writer--even more sexually provocative than her stunningly erotic photos.

(- Browbeat -) too true BB, she also has a nice., butt, of course.

(either it was a typo or I think you added an extra T - Ed)

*WHAM*

(ow - Ed)

One can have never have too much T and A, where Jessica is concerned Ed.

*pause*

now that you mention it BB, we'll have to provide some empirical photographic evidence to support that postulate.

(- MetalWater -) you said it MW, she gives me an `intellectual-erection' the size of *roll tape ruler out* .. *roill it out some more* (some time later - Ed) ..Texas.

(Shouldn't that be Boston since I hear that's where the intellectuals hang out? - Ed)

Oh alright Ed, Boston.

Vagina, Boston.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh do excuse me.

my type of girl., highly intelligent, a genre fan, sweet, playful, scantily clad..

Ya, she's cute but more importantly she is intelligent...
I live here in Hawaii and I am spoiled on a daily bases as far as beautiful woman are concerned, to bad for the most part they are a bunch of dummies...
Jessica...I am coming to the main land to film a documentary, let's hook up and have a good time or if you like just talk...

Hey Hey Hey Mlaforcer, what type of Documentary are you filming?

^Raise-Eyebrow.

'aye Jessica is quite intelligent und beautiful

(why does the sign language clown in the top right hand corner of this message translate that as "she's mine, she just doesn't know it yet, bitch")

but you know, I wouldn't toss _dumb_ beautiful girls entirely out, they 'ave their purposes.

*pause*

All women are entitled to the pursuit of 'appyness

*pause*

Preferably my a'penis.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(oh dear - Ed)

Michael X. Maelstrom.

Oh suuuure, she gets all embarassed when I ask her about shaving, but look...WAX FLOORS!

The last time I was stalk..er...looking at her myspace, it seems she's all "in love" now. It'll take a while before she realizes again that men are pigs, and then she'll be back on the meat market.

Not all guys are pigs, at least I am not...but then again, I'm broke...and I just learned what I suspected for years was true...but wasn't sure: Don't fall in love with a girl when you are broke, it'll never work out, not until you can meet her as an equal or best her with your earnings. It is a sad reality...but a reality nonetheless.

Yes, The-Jakester-Mania-Chobot-Intervention!

also known as,

The-Twonk-Who-You-Are-Currently-Dating-When-It-Is-Not-Us
..Are-Pigs! Intervention.

AAHAHAHAaaaa..like it.

I'll prepare the butterscotch pudding, the harness and the trampoline.

(- MetalWater -) I hear that 'mate.

In a moment of sanity, for as long as I can muster one, it is a reality, one that might also be a "thought" that we participate in turning into a "Reality" of our own subconscious volition.

I can't speak for anyone else, but (in retrospect - not at the time when it would have been much more useful to me) I noticed that when I didn't think I was good enough, I began projecting my dislike for myself outwards in waves, so that it couldn't help but resonate onto my at-the-time Love-of-my-life GF's view of me.

In short, to quote my now quite screamingly loopy psychiatrist, I was subconsciously sabotaging the relationship.

He was right of course, one of the few times he was, but he really should have known better than to give me such news, to my face. I had one of my clown boys lobotomize him.

when I do think about it, I think that Life is 99% perception.

that Thought is perception introverted.

and Reality, is perception, extroverted.

The trick to life, so said my now pleasantly balmy so long as no one unplugs his-medication, ex-Psychiatrist., is to try to find as many people as possible that augment our perception of reality.

I don't know, it all sounds terribly complicated, but I do know this, Love is a big part of what makes life worth livin, gold-diggers aren't worth it, they crush your soul, but when/if she's the real deal, and you want to do right by her? there's nothing wrong with that, more power to you.

Anyway, sounds like you could use a drink MW my man, I know I could.

*Bangs Goblet on the table*

Hunh-Hunh-Hem.

Your Attention Please Wal-Mart Shoppers! Round of Drinks for All in the house! in honor of fellow Lunatik (that's Maniac - Ed) METALWATER! who btw, to the lovely ladies in the house, is apparently NOW TEMPORARILY AVAILABLE! so feel free to take advantage of this limited-time offer, preferably, in incredibly decadent and naughty ways.

*opens wallet* *closes wallet* *opens other wallet*

Hi there your lovely buxomness, which of these credit card's would you like to take?

(*sips from goblet* Hmmmmmmmmmm *checks back pocket for wallet* hey, what, oh BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD! - Ed)

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, metalwussie, men are pigs. At least the straight ones are. And women are evil. All women are evil. I mean, they're yummy and stuff, but they're evil. And we're pigs. Accept it.