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Instruction Manuals for the U.S.S. Enterprise

Pictures are worth a thousand words.

By Luke McKinney     May 16, 2009
Source: Cracked.com


The famous Enterprise leaving dock in J.J Abrams' STAR TREK(2009).
© Paramount Pictures

 

With the comfy starship and the open-minded, humanistic captain, life in the Star Trek universe sure looks a hell of a lot easier than what we're doing now.

But make no mistake, the USS Enterprise is a workplace like any other, and there are strict rules that must be followed if unthinkable consequences are to be avoided.

Here are some helpful guidelines you can find posted around the ship.

The Transporter Room:

From the Bridge:

The Uniform Dispenser:

Security:

 

The Captain's Quarters:

 

 

Instructions for the USS Enterprise, the latest of Mania's Weekly Cracked List, appears at your online destination for genre entertainment every Saturday courtesy of our sister website Cracked.com.

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guygardner1 5/17/2009 7:45:06 PM

This is the reason why I hated Star Trek.

Just far too Goofy !

Thank God for JJ Abrams alternate adult version !

karas1 5/18/2009 3:59:36 AM

You think that JJ Abrams version is less goofy?  Unbelievable.

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