IRON Opens in Theaters May 1st

Let me be the first to say it...Iron man is going to kick my ass, your ass and some serious ass but not Gauley's ass because we need Gauley's ass in prime condition for the filthy smootch it's about to receive from Metal...Gauley, make sure that Metal brushes his teeth and uses listerine before you allow him to kiss your ass...Metal, make sure that Gauley uses Sphinctorine before you are allowed to kiss his ass...I think that covers all the bases, now have a good laugh, I know I will LOL

mla my man, I think you're confusing gauley for joey and Iron Man for Speed Racer, that is unless I missed something along the way............4 hours earlier than I expected, I guess that means I can catch the film and still get a good night's sleep or catch a second viewing if I'm up for it. Can't wait.

I think your right, I am confused, to what I do not know, that is why I am confused and graciously thank you for pointing that out...You are a wise guy who is attached to the number 562 and I can't figure that out but once again, it has to do with some kind of confusion...Mucho Mahalos Waimanolo Donkey Schmell...

I have been shown the errors of my ways...It's Joey who is going to get his ass kissed...Joey, any ass kissing comments I made concerning Gauley and Metal were meant to be directed at you and Metal...Save me Jebus!

Damn! now I need to go to all the places I posted this and change it lol pay attention Mforce

Now that we know whose ass is whose let me assure metalwater that I will use only the finest minted ass floss before the kissing commences.

i guess thats cool. i liked the anticipation. its almost like waiting and teasing before you reach "the climax" and once you reach it, its like heaven grabbing you and taking u for a wild ride. (wink) lol. anyways, Iron Man is gonna knock a huge crater at the Box Office...cant wait!

It's still funny on every thread I go to still funny. But hey, kool-aid (metalwater) can kiss my ass too.

May the ass kissing commence and there of too and there of fro and all the other stuff that can be there, too, fro and be...

Dammit, I go away for a few hours and I miss some good stuff. So did the "powers that be at Mania.com" discipline you Gauley for your comments to MetalWater? Seeing as how you are still here, I doubt it. I can`t believe this little tiff is still going on. I wonder if they are going to release Iron Man over here a day on the 1st too. I`m off that day so I will be there on line. I may even splurge for some over prices popcorn.

And this is just a thought, but why does Mania still have the "Bang" section if there is no "top bangs" section. We can bang all day but the articles that we bang the most don't really do anything. I like saying "bang" bang bang