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Comic-Con: The Owlship From WATCHMEN - Jul 24, 2008 - 11:28am
LOL I have noticed that but it's been the case since the "upgrade". Also no longer get an email when someone comments on your profile or an email notification if someone sends you a Friends Invite. Also - Private Messaging is a huge pain in the ass, though I haven't tried it in a while out of frustration.

Comic-Con: The Owlship From WATCHMEN - Jul 24, 2008 - 10:16am
Make sure the word viagra is included ad nauseam on your page?

DARK KNIGHT Fastest to $200 Million - Jul 24, 2008 - 10:13am
Glad to know I wasn't too subtle there hanso.

Comic-Con: The Owlship From WATCHMEN - Jul 24, 2008 - 10:01am
Pay google, yahoo & msn a ridiculous sum of money.

DARK KNIGHT Fastest to $200 Million - Jul 24, 2008 - 09:56am
Catwoman makes sense especially given the fate of Rachel Dawes. I personally want to see Robin eventually. I agree the next film would be too early but maybe by 4 or 5. Nolan, I believe, is on record as saying no Robin on his watch. That doesn’t mean we couldn’t see The Flying Graysons killed off in the next film though, and end it with Wayne taking in Dick. Even four would be a little soon but the groundwork could be laid. Bruce is constantly hiding his nightlife from Dick who eventually figures it out and then he steps into Robin in 5.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 24, 2008 - 09:02am
Damn I wish I could see The Dark Knight at the Drive-in.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 24, 2008 - 08:40am
Sure! Anybody here like music?

MTV Set to Remake ROCKY HORROR - Jul 24, 2008 - 08:37am
As TDK would say (that’s The Dead Kennedys people heh, heh): M.T.V Get off the M.T.V Get off the M.T.V Get off the air Get off the air hanso – I blame experimenting in college!

Comic-Con: The Owlship From WATCHMEN - Jul 24, 2008 - 08:31am
He is truly a weird cat fft. Brilliant! But one weird mutha. Not that there's anything wrong with being eccentric. I just saw an interview online with him where he totally trashed the movie 300. He hadn't seen it mind you, but actually hated the book so he felt it was perfectly sensible to trash Zach and the film. And he did it all while looking like Charles Manson on steroids!

DARK KNIGHT Fastest to $200 Million - Jul 24, 2008 - 08:24am
Oops! I did miss that in the previous post. Thanks for pointing it out Capt & repeating the info Raith. (It was so close to Michael Bay’s name in the post I may have suppressed it like I did with all my childhood trauma). The ticket price is definitely something to keep in mind when comparing the two. How sweet would it be to have TDK rereleased at the end of the year?

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 24, 2008 - 07:55am
Anti-Semitism and Anti-Zionism are two totally different things and to equate the two lines of thought as equal is to stifle legitimate debate about the moral and legal actions of a sovereign state by falsely claiming racism to obfuscate the actual factual argument being offered. It’s cowardly. I have plenty of Jewish friends who are anti-Zionists. That does not make them self-loathing Jews, although proponents of Zionism would argue that it does because that changes the argument. True patriots do question their governments. It is the duty of responsible citizens. People who can’t back up their blind faith in government don’t refute those questions with facts, they refute them with distracting and loud name calling in an attempt to change the debate from a debate to putting those who asked the questions on the defensive against non-factual and horrible allegations. “Racist”, “Traitor” and Terrorist Sympathizer” are not actual defenses of policy. You know that already and are attempting to use that tactic here or you’ve blindly followed whatever has been fed to you to the point where you are too ignorant to understand what I’m saying. Zionism is not a religion or a race of people. It is a state policy. If you haven’t thought about it you should. If you have thought about it then you already know what you’re doing by yelling “anti-Semite”. You’re hiding the issue.

DARK KNIGHT Fastest to $200 Million - Jul 24, 2008 - 07:28am
What was Titanic's final domestic take? Anyone know off the top of their head?

DARK KNIGHT Fastest to $200 Million - Jul 24, 2008 - 07:18am
I loved Jack's Joker but IMHO his was more faithful to the 60's TV show Joker than to the comic's Joker, or at least the comics Joker from the last 25 years. Jack's Joker was over-the-top and very funny but there was no real sense of menace. Heath's had his funny moments but even those left you feeling awkward and filled with dread. You truly didn't know when, how or if he was going to suddenly react violently. Even at his funniest things were very tense while he was onscreen. Imagine if they had abandoned going for a PG-13 rating here. Both very different takes on the character and I agree with wessmith that each fit perfectly with the vision of each director. For me it seemed there was more acting involved in Heath’s performance. I mentioned before on another thread, at no point was I or Jack Nicholson unaware Jack Nicholson was on screen. Heath was completely lost in his role.

THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE - Jul 24, 2008 - 06:37am
Damn. Got to admit the trailers haven't really done anything for me. I want to believe as well but I've a feeling this is too little too late. Hope to see it in the theater but it's far from a priority at this point. Still don't understand why they went with a stand alone instead of with the mythology.

MTV Set to Remake ROCKY HORROR - Jul 24, 2008 - 06:22am
There already was a sequel to this called Shock Treatment, I believe, and there’s a reason you didn’t know that. This will fail. I agree with all y’all. Just go see a midnight showing with a bunch of drunken friends. That whole scene developed naturally on its own. MTV is gonna package that shit and try to ram it down our throats.

Comic-Con: The Owlship From WATCHMEN - Jul 24, 2008 - 06:14am
LOL! Preach it darkheart!!! Definitely post those pics!!! No surprise this looks perfect. This film is the next “big event” film for me! There’re plenty of movies I’ll see before then but now that TDK is out this is the one I’ll keep checking the clock for.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 02:15pm
Yeah - don't feel bad about that prediction WISEGUY. I was actually kidding when I said $300m by week 3. I had faith it'd reach $300m domestic with no problem eventually but Holy Cow! Gotta get me my third viewing still, myself. Still haven't had the IMAX experience. Gotta get out there and do my part for my prediction now :)

Corey Haim Back in LOST BOYS 2 - Jul 23, 2008 - 01:51pm
Now that's funny!

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 01:33pm
LOL!

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 01:14pm
That's insane! Five freakin' days?!?!

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 12:44pm
I'm jealous darkheart! That's gonna be a sweet time. Any pics of the Owlship up online anywhere?

IRON MAN DVD Set for Sept. 30 - Jul 23, 2008 - 12:40pm
I don’t think anyone here is disrespecting IM, DD. ‘Cept maybe hanso but he has a known TDK condition. Iron Man is a great film and I’m looking forward to adding both it and Hulk to my DVD shelf.

IRON MAN DVD Set for Sept. 30 - Jul 23, 2008 - 12:05pm
Who are you and what did you do with Flint?

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 12:01pm
LOL. Enjoy that Afternoon Delight RaithManan! Iron Man is a great movie, no doubt, and a mega-great comic movie (that’s right – mega-great bitches). It’s got its share of critic praise to be certain. One thing TDK has though is just about all the raving critics calling this more than a comic movie. Almost to a man. Both movies raised the bar but I think Dark Knight is giving people a whole new perspective on how to approach these films. I think all those DC/WB properties that have been in limbo the last few years are gonna get kicked started very soon and very respectfully. I’ve talked to a lot of folk who have seen The Watchmen trailer and had no idea who/what they were that are really now looking forward to it. I think seeing that right in front of TDK helped them appreciate what could be coming a lot more than if they’d just seen it online or with a different flick. The trailer was great, don’t get me wrong, and I am wicked psyched for it since The Watchmen will own you son, but as mentioned it’s really the fanboys familiar with it that would go ga-ga over it. TDK is really going to help perception of that movie. It’ll never do the same business as TDK, obviously, but I bet there’s a hell of a lot more people interested as a result of Dark Knight.

Strick to Pen NIGHTMARE Remake - Jul 23, 2008 - 11:27am
To be fair I was kidding about the darker take, but the remake is actually moving forward.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 10:11am
Speaking of Tropic Thunder - have any of you checked out the fake sites for Ben Stiller's characters previous movies. Wicked hilarious! http://www.tuggspeedman.com/

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 10:08am
That's a tough one Raith. I was thinking maybe Evangeline Lilly. She can pull off both the glamorous ball going Selina Kyle and the ass-kicking Catwoman plus the vulnerability behind the former prostitute angle. Flint suggested Kate Beckinsale yesterday and that's slowly been growing on me. 10 years ago Angelina Jolie but not now.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 10:00am
Anybody know what TDK pulled in yesterday? Still can't believe it was over $20 mil on Monday!

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 09:56am
Maybe y’all are thinking about that dude that played Keamy in Lost and is playing The Blob in Wolvie? He did a decent enough job on Lost but it wasn’t exactly a challenging part but I think he could at least pull off the look.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 09:48am
Catwoman makes perfect sense given the death of Dawes. Any chance at a 'normal' life for Bats would need to involve someone 'in the life' if you will. Would tie in nicely with the Batman as wanted fugitive angle as well. Agree that she couldn't float as the movies main villain, but only because she isn't a truly evil or insane character. She's just a master thief out for personal gain.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 09:42am
Okay. I definitely see the resemblance. As stated, JG-L would need to bulk up a bit but I like the line of thinking. Good call Bmf. Who the hell is he in Wolverine?

Strick to Pen NIGHTMARE Remake - Jul 23, 2008 - 09:30am
Flint I HATE to break this to you but a Short Circuit remake has already been announce. It's promised to be a darker take focusing on what it means to be truly self aware.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 09:23am
Hugo Strange manipulating Two-Face further into madness! + Catwoman.

Legendary Launching Multi-LOST PATROL - Jul 23, 2008 - 09:11am
I still don't think it was Locke in the coffin.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 08:55am
All you need for 3 is a discussion with Quinnzel outside the cell and that Joker laugh inside it.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 08:52am
LOL - hanso I've been thinking about it every day since my first viewing. Okay, let's be honest. Every day well before my first viewing. For us fanboys this is a monumental film well worth discussing and debating and analyzing. It validates what we’ve all known for years and more so than any previous comic film. You can treat this stuff seriously and respectfully and make a great, successful and relevant film. I'm still working on Lady Baloney to get in for a third viewing. Raith I like the Depp & Weaving suggestions very much. Even if just a little cameo in 3 letting us know he's still there and plotting mayhem for # 4 or 5. Throw me a Dr. Qinnzel sighting Nolan!!! Raith's also got a great suggestion for a column Jarrod! We're discussing it all anyway. Let's devote a column to our giddy prediction and desires for the third! Make sure you start it with your thoughts!!

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 08:33am
hanso - there's also that bit in Gotham Knights where he decides that "force field" tech Lucious developed left too many things to chance that could end up killing someone, good or bad. I agree Ra's living wouldn't change that Bats left him to die WISE. I think it is growth and it wouldn't surprise me to see Ra's show up again forcing Batman to face up to what he did/did not do.

Legendary Launching Multi-LOST PATROL - Jul 23, 2008 - 08:23am
Take that picture out of there and replace it with Milla Jovovich!

Legendary Launching Multi-LOST PATROL - Jul 23, 2008 - 08:22am
Right fft? I thought they were announcing the latest webisode tie ins or something. Now I'm just painfully reminded about how long a wait I've got.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:59am
Good thoughts there Bmf.

Comicscape: Character Contrast in the Dark Knight - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:58am
Good column Kurt. Really like your Harvey analysis. WISEGUY I hear you with regards to letting Ra’s die and not the Joker. That part of Begins was definitely something I found fault with, especially now, considering how important not killing is for TDK. The scene where he blows up Ra’s compound also doesn’t really gel with this newer take on Bats. I’m sure lots o’folks, some just servants, were killed in that explosion. I do think not killing The Joker was the right way to play it. Growth on the part of Batman? He let Ra’s to die, essentially by his own hand, and has come to realize that the moral high ground needs to go beyond that? And I’m very hopeful that we will at least see several nominations for this film. It kicks ass well beyond standard superhero films. And I'm also hopeful we haven't really seen the last of Ra's. Though that in no way takes from Batman leaving him to die.

Legendary Launching Multi-LOST PATROL - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:42am
WISEGUY - it's just nice to see you up before noon today :)

Legendary Launching Multi-LOST PATROL - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:41am
So this actually has nothing to do with Lost, right? C'mon 2009! C'mon!!

Summit Grabs Comic LEAVES - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:39am
If the world dies, he dies. But if he dies, the world lives.

Strick to Pen NIGHTMARE Remake - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:37am
I was pretty skeptical when this was first announced but if they keep it serious and scary then I can be won over. Agree that Freddy is at his best when being damn scary and not a wiseacre. Though I did like Freddy VS Jason. Isn't Michael Bay involved in this? Makes me think the "delve deeper into the psychology of nightmares" line is a crock but I will remain cautiously optimistic. Still no love with the avatar eh PRED?

Bryan Singer Overseeing CAPESHOOTERS - Jul 23, 2008 - 07:00am
By pot I mean toilet. Enjoy your liberties Singer!

Bryan Singer Overseeing CAPESHOOTERS - Jul 23, 2008 - 06:59am
lol - Word CaptainJack - I can't defend SR but I have defended keeping Singer on Supes cuz I know he's got a good movie in him but let's concentrate on that or get off the pot as you said. This could be interesting, though it's apparently based on a Rob Liefeld comic so that's a bit suspect. I'm guessing the two slackers have big tits?

Peter Berg Revising HERCULES - Jul 23, 2008 - 06:45am
monkeyfoot you have to see Space Chimps. Hands down best flick of the summer if not the year! Space Chimp will own you!!! Berg's great and Hercules has huge potential. I'm with WISEGUY, this and Conan have me pretty psyched. I'm actually looking forward to the Titans remake as well. So far I've liked what I've read about all three.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 01:15pm
Verbal assault?! Silly Brits. I'd be in custody at least 2 or 3 times a week over there. $24.5 mil on a Monday?!?! Holy Freakin' Crap! $300 mil by 3rd weekend! I called it!! LOL

Sci-Fi Announces New Genre Slate - Jul 22, 2008 - 11:45am
Couldn't Sci-Fi have taken the budget from all of these and given us another season of Jericho instead?

McG Updates Blog for TERMINATOR - Jul 22, 2008 - 11:38am
According to the AP Bale was released on bail after 4 hours of questioning and has denied any assault took place. His sister made a statement that "it's a family matter". Hmmmm. Bale needs to return sometime in September. On to this topic: I am very psyched for this. Was since the people involved were announced and even more so once I heard that familiar music in the trailer. As stated above McG is obviously enthusiastic about the project and I'm confident he'll do a great job.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 11:31am
According to the AP Bale was released on bail after 4 hours of questioning and has denied any assault took place. His sister made a statement that "it's a family matter". Hmmmm. Bale needs to return sometime in September.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 08:38am
What was I to do? You looked so pathetic there sobbing away.

IRON MAN DVD Set for Sept. 30 - Jul 22, 2008 - 08:31am
LOL hanso! That is the truth and nothing but! All that we know has changed.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 08:18am
lol - sorry hanso. Still drew a blank after your post but Flint's somehow jump started the memory machine for me. I do appreciate the info though! Thanks!

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 08:03am
Ah! I do remember that now. Thanks Flint. Key word at this time is allegedly I suppose. That is so bizarre! I think Lilly could pull off the gorgeous gown Selina Kyle and the kick-ass Catwoman pretty well myself. I'd take your Beckinsale suggestion over Eva though.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 07:55am
Wow. CNN, The Telegraph & The Sun are reporting that Bale is currently under arrest in London for assaulting his mother and sister Sunday night.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 07:31am
We did?!? One of the escapees from Arkham or what? I totally missed that.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 07:21am
P Stewart as Hugo Strange Guy Pearce as Mr. Zsasz I like Giamatti as Penguin and Penguin as mob boss and owner of The Iceberg Lounge Catwoman? I could see Beckinsale making a better CW than Jolie. Nothing against Jolie but I just don’t see her as Selina. Neither one really does it for me in the role though. How about Evangeline Lilly? Angelina as Talia Al Ghul perhaps? After watching TDK I have to concede that, as much as I’d love to see ‘em on the big screen, Manbat and Killer Croc would be ridiculous at this point.

IRON MAN DVD Set for Sept. 30 - Jul 22, 2008 - 06:58am
And I look forward to owning Iron Man!!

IRON MAN DVD Set for Sept. 30 - Jul 22, 2008 - 06:57am
I'll give that Iron Man was more fun but you are right mm999, they are two completely different animals and I think TDK was a better film and will certainly rule the BO.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 22, 2008 - 06:08am
I will now seek a restraining order to cease and desist all talk of either Poison Ivy or Mr. Freeze as potential villains for the third film. I'm sorry but you've all forced my hand in this.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 21, 2008 - 01:08pm
I gotta admit to being tricked with Gordon's death. I couldn't believe it at first but then I was thinking about a few things I read saying Oldman wanted out. They got me good and I was actually getting pissed! Anyone know if Oldman was setting us up with that talk before the release or if he really doesn't like being part of this?

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 21, 2008 - 12:53pm
LOL, hanso. However, gauley, eyes open would for sure mean dead. The possibility that Dent lives is eating me alive!!!!!!

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 21, 2008 - 12:31pm
Right?! Culminating in The Joker riding away in the squad car with his head hanging out the window enjoying the breeze. Man! I was gonna hold out until Thursday or Friday but now I's gots to convince m'lady to head back to the theater tonight!! Speaking of which - hanso - Mrs. hanso get to see TDK and realize the error of her ways? lol

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 21, 2008 - 12:09pm
hanso how can you even have a favorite scene?!?! Good Lordy there was so much goodness! Loved that scene and the one after where he's egging on the cop guarding him. Cop knows exactly what's going down and still can't stop himself from being set up. Brilliant scene.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 21, 2008 - 09:04am
I honestly don't remember. If so that'll pretty much clinch it. Thanks for the excuse to see it a third time though!!! :)

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 21, 2008 - 08:30am
Smeg – thanks for seeing what I saw there. 316 – avoid all Kevin Smith films.

Box Office Update: KNIGHT Captures Box Office History for WB - Jul 21, 2008 - 07:51am
For the record Dent was not going to kill the Rachel Dawes cop. At that point he was still working with a non-scarred, two-headed coin. It was always going to come up heads. It was a scare tactic he employed which brought him up to but not yet past where Batman was in terms of morality and getting the job done. He would, obviously, eventually get past that point but not until he had lost everything. It wasn’t until it was revenge time that he would cross the line. Did we see both of Dent’s eyes open at the end? Now I gotta go a third time! Hope we didn’t and Harvey’s relaxing at Arkham. I do hope we eventually get Joker recast but definitely not for the next film. Let Nolan finish his trilogy and then maybe for the forth or fifth. No one will ever top Ledger’s performance so let’s give it some space but The Joker is Batman’s arch-nemesis and the set up we get for a lifetime of antagonism between the two was too perfect to ignore. Ledger deserves at least a nomination and probably the gold for this performance whether he died or not and regardless of how he died. The performance was seriously Oscar worthy and that’s that. Eckhart deserves a Best Supporting nom as well and this whole film is, IMHO, a contender for Best Picture. Get past the superhero aspect cuz there was MUCH more to the film then just being a comic book superhero flick. This was about morality. This was about sanity. This was about the line where the ends justifying the means. This was about trust and loyalty. This was about the perceived decay of society and just how far we’ve gone and even if we’re worth saving. This was a mob movie. This was a psychological thriller. This was a masterpiece! IMHO not a second was wasted in this film. Jarrod – lol! My tongue was firmly planted in cheek when I made the $300 mil prediction but now I’m just a little excited that it just might. lol - Who can say after all this record breaking this weekend? Now – bring on The Watchmen!

Update: First WATCHMEN Trailer Online - Jul 18, 2008 - 04:56pm
LOL

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 04:17pm
Stay away from my comments on FLINT's profile though. There's a spoilerish thing there!

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 04:16pm
hanso it was WONDERFUL. It was on, like, six screens and they were all sold out. The theater was a madhouse. I gave you a little review on your comments. Not a second was wasted in this film.

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 04:07pm
His 15-year-old daughter's fucking hot though.

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 04:01pm
Don't even bother rude. Unless Heath was working diligently to remove the thetans from his body he was just another SP that deserved to die. I initially thought momo was just a little misinformed and judgmental but he’s obviously just a very pathetic brainwashed fool.

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 03:36pm
LOL. Was that a comeback moshitzel? I think you misunderstood my post cuz I wasn’t shitting all over myself. I was shitting on your 15-year-old daughter. You’d be surprised what she’s willing to try. Xenu & I accept your apology.

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 02:19pm
Oh my stars. momo can take pot shots at me and my lady without anything resembling a clue. Seems like a sad pattern in his/her life. I am so offended and hurt I can’t stand it. How will I ever sit thru The Dark Knight again this weekend. I think instead of spending time with my girl this weekend I’ll spend some time with your 15 year old daughter. The only thing you’ve got people thinking a little bit about is what an asshole you are. Mission Accomplished! Get your dick out of Tom Cruises mouth momo.

First Full Trailer for TWILIGHT - Jul 18, 2008 - 01:12pm
lol you know how I know you're gay? You looked at my crotch when you said Robert Pattinson!

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 10:07am
Hey momitchell7. Shut up. You don’t know squat about what type of guy Ledger was or why he was taking anti-depressants or couldn’t sleep at night. Are you fucking Tom Cruise? Get your Scientologist ass out of here. I am in love with a wonderful woman who has to take anti-depressants due to a chemical imbalance she has no natural control over. Fuck you. You’re making a lot of assumptions about this guy with no actual first hand knowledge to back your bullshit prissy opinions on. If he OD’d on coke or killed himself drunk driving then I could maybe excuse your bullshit analysis of the situation, even though they’d still just be bullshit opinions. Go jump on a couch and espouse your love for Katie Holmes somewhere else.

First Full Trailer for TWILIGHT - Jul 18, 2008 - 09:51am
Wow that Robert Pattinson is dreamy. I can’t wait to be swept off my feet by this incredibly gay film.

And The New T-800 TERMINATOR Is...? - Jul 18, 2008 - 09:38am
Kikinger’s quote does make it sound like he’s playing Arnold’s model. Not sure what to make of that & the T-800 showing up 20 years early. FrozenFears right in that there are lots of continuity gaffes in the movies and show that are just ignored. I love the idea that each trip back in time changes the timeline and hope this trilogy addresses that. Maybe this T-800 actually traveled back 20 years.

First Trailer for Ridley Scott's LIES - Jul 18, 2008 - 09:28am
Can't say the trailer grabbed me. I agree with Dazzler that it does look a little generic but, as pony pointed out, that's some talent there. What's that there Cheadle/Pearce flick, WISE? That's some damn fine talent there as well. Ain't heard squat about it though. Is there a trailer somewhere for that? Cheadle = Hannibal Smith. You know it to be true!

Update: First WATCHMEN Trailer Online - Jul 18, 2008 - 09:23am
Why hasn't metalwater called this trailer boring yet? Someone should check in and make sure he's okay.

Top Maniacal Rumors: Monster Madness, Iron Confusion and Matrix Plastic - Jul 18, 2008 - 09:18am
1) Monster Squad? Okay. I’m there. Provided Guillermo Del Toro is making it. If not I guess it’s wait and see time. Barely remember the original. May have been too old to really appreciate it. 2)Singer’s got a good Superman movie in him and I’m hoping this is it. Although I bet Letettier’s would be a bit more action oriented. 3)I agree if Avengers kicks BO ass then we’ll get another Hulk and I will be happy. Hopefully Norton will be there for both that and the Avengers. 4)Will Transfomers 2 be more like an actual movie or just a bunch of explosions? Yawn. Intrigued by that there Friday the 13th re-Imagineering adaptating remakish thing though. 5)I liked all 3 Matrix. I like Keanu. I like Plastic Man. I think there is huge potential for this to go either way. I will remain cautiously optimistic for the time being but, yeah, probably never gonna git anywhere with this. Thanks for the reminder about Bound evilb! Ah Tilly/Gershon sex. That was a great little flick. 6)If RDJ thinks this is the man then I gots no problem with that!

Update: First WATCHMEN Trailer Online - Jul 18, 2008 - 08:28am
Well since I know a little sumptin’ ‘bout The Watchman I’ll go on record as saying “Holy Freakin’ Shit this looks phenomenal!!” It’s a good age to be a comic book fanboy. This trailer feels epic. Snyder’s track record gives me much hope that the whole film will be wonderful. Almost – If you haven’t read the books, they aren’t real cheery.

THE DARK KNIGHT: The Joker's Wild! - Jul 18, 2008 - 07:51am
It is the best Batman movie ever with the best Batman ever. Burton’s Batman was great but doesn’t even come close to this IMHO. Other than presenting a darker take to the character saying it was closer to the comic is ludicrous. Jack’s hammy, over-the-top performance was great to watch but Joker as former mob thug? Batman killing? Wrong. At no point was I unaware that I was watching Jack Nicholson. At no point was Jack unaware. Ledger lost himself in the role completely. His Joker is phenomenal and, IMO, much closer to the comic. And Batman not killing is a pretty major point to the character that Burton ignored. Nolan addressed it here in spades. This movie totally blew me away. I cannot wait to see it again, hopefully in the IMAX. It is such a shame I will never get to see Heath Ledger’s Joker beat Jason Todd to death with a pipe. Damn shame. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna consume this here whole bottle of chill pills and take a nap under my desk. Congratulations and good luck needaname!

First Teaser Trailer for TERMINATOR SALVATION - Jul 16, 2008 - 07:08pm
Okay. My only real complaints with the Terminator films (3 has grown on me) & Show have been that all this time travel seems like a convenient excuse to throw away continuity gaffes. I know that I’m an optimistic dreamer but this trailer makes me think that the jokes on us. The reason we haven’t seen The Future in anything but flashbacks so far is that this ain’t about the rise of the machines and humanity’s comeback. It’s about the repercussions of Time Travel. I may be kidding myself but this ain’t John Connor’s daddy’s future.

New Full Trailer for Frank Miller's SPIRIT - Jul 16, 2008 - 05:25pm
Maybe ALIEN was still talking about The Dark Knight? Maybe he was high? Speaking of which I finally got to see this (turns out I just had to go to Yahoo! Movies and that is not a plug) and I’ve got to say I’m in agreement wolfman, shadowprime &, maybe, Elenuccia. If particolare means what I hope it means then Oh Yeah. It ain’t shaping up the way I thought it would but, like prime, I know very little of the character. I’m hopeful. I don’t think the final movie is gonna be so Shag Me Spirit focused but I could be wrong. I’m sure we’re a few trailers away so I’ll reserve final judgement. I love Miller but he doesn’t hit them out of the park every time in the comics and this is really his freshman film. The Sin City film style could work against him and it’s a valid point. But I see a lot of potential in this trailer. I see a black and white pulp comic from the 40’s there. I;m not in the theater yet but I think I will be. Would it be wrong for me to want to particolare Milla Jovovich?

Pitt and DiCaprio Lead Tarantino's BASTARDS? - Jul 16, 2008 - 01:09pm
Who is Naven Johnson? Sounds like a typical bastard. Love the name!

Pitt and DiCaprio Lead Tarantino's BASTARDS? - Jul 16, 2008 - 12:09pm
LOL. Don't do it fft! I gots four cats and a dog on 24/7 guard duty and they are trouble. Cats'll tear your heart out and show it to you. The dog will chew up any rolls of paper towels you happen to be carrying and leave the remnants all over the floor.

Bay Talks TRANSFORMERS 2 and Horror Remakes - Jul 16, 2008 - 09:11am
I don't get why he hasn't just combined a bunch of these. Transformers VS Jason VS Freddy?!? Think of the explosive possibilities!!!

Pitt and DiCaprio Lead Tarantino's BASTARDS? - Jul 16, 2008 - 08:51am
FLINT - you're really picking up the slack for hanso while he's on vacation! Good work man! Got my midnight tickets stuck to my mirror at home. I hear them calling me all day long now. Soon, son. Soon!

Pitt and DiCaprio Lead Tarantino's BASTARDS? - Jul 16, 2008 - 08:46am
Well, technically this is a remake of an old foreign film, as I understand it, which we tend to bash a bit less whytedragon. I’d personally never heard of it. So I ain’t got no stake in it in that sense. It’s been years and it isn’t well known. If you mean that this is a sort of remake of The Dirty Dozen, Tarantino’s taking the concept (admitting quite willingly where his inspiration is coming from) and making it his own (which is very distinct) and giving it a new name to further cement it ain’t your daddy’s D12. Unlike the ball-less people behind such remakes as Day Of The Dead or Red Dawn, who were/are basically using a known title as lazy marketing tool. You can call Tarantino a lot of things but he ain’t lazy when it comes to making movies stand on their own. He’s also not taking a well known film that still stands up today and pointlessly remaking it out of love of himself *cough* Zombie *cough* Halloween *cough*cough* Don’t really think the lack of bashing has anything to do with who’s starring. But speaking of who is starring: SWEET!!

New Full Trailer for Frank Miller's SPIRIT - Jul 16, 2008 - 08:16am
Damn. Couldn't get the video to work last night. I had high hopes for this but y'all are scaring me.

DVD Shopping Bag: Marvel vs. DC - Jul 16, 2008 - 08:15am
Love that shot of Nicholas Hammond all Spidey'd up. Man we’ve come a long way.

DVD Shopping Bag: Marvel vs. DC - Jul 16, 2008 - 08:11am
I don't know if Mutant X would could as it wasn't really based on a comic. There was that Generation X TV movie though. I really enjoyed Birds of Prey when it was on. I was really disappointed it didn't get the chance it deserves. I thought it was MUCH better and more innovative then Smallville. I need to check out the DVDs to see if it was as enjoyable as I remember. SaintD I don't remember ever hearing that but Moon Knight could be great. When was that being kicked around?

DVD Review of Insanitarium - Jul 15, 2008 - 02:24pm
I loved him in Constantine. His Satan was awesome. Too bad this sucks. The premise could have worked.

New EAGLE EYE Poster Appears Online - Jul 15, 2008 - 07:07am
I really liked the trailer for this.

HBO's First Look at DARK KNIGHT - Jul 14, 2008 - 02:07pm
LOL goatartist! genretime - Man-bat has been on my shortlist for a movie translation for a long time! I would love to see both him and Killer Croc in the same flick playing off who's the monster and who's the tragic character. Mr. Zsasz is also someone that could work really, really well. He's not all that fleshed out in the comics so there's a lot of freedom there. Kind of a Hannibal Lector Vs Batman vibe. Maybe him & Dr. Hugo Strange. Strange could be the shrink that pushes him to kill and dresses like Batman to stop him. I'm with all of you. So close I can taste it so I am on media blackout until midnight Thursday!!!! Godspeed on your flight home hanso!

TV Wasteland: Alan Ball Still Dealing with Death in His New HBO Series - Jul 14, 2008 - 08:06am
Never saw Moonlight but isn’t that kind of a stupid name for a show about vampires that can walk out in the daylight? I’m intrigued by the Ball show and look forward to finding out more about it. Middleman sounds like it could be pretty goofy in a good way. Anyone catch this yet? Is it worth checking out? Anyone else a Ghost Hunters fan that hates Ghost Hunters International? No idea how “real” either show is but Jason and Grant seem really earnest in their investigations. My girlfriend and I call bullshit on almost everything the International team claims. The Irish guy seems like a total snake oil salesman and Brian seems prone to hysteria and is “touched” by ghosts far too frequently. Psyche is a great show. Love the irreverence. I love when they pair it with Monk. Those two shows compliment each other very well.

New Trailer for QUARANTINE Online - Jul 14, 2008 - 06:33am
Word bear. Have ya noticed the trend lately to remake/Americanize foreign films before they're even out of the theaters? I'd love to check out [rec] but I don't even think it's on DVD here in the states yet.